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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


wtf is pr going to do about it?

Uh, issue a statement of course!

We are aware of an incident that occurred before today's game involving a piece of metal that fell from the stadium structure. The metal strip apparently had the initials RB, so it fell into the endzone untouched by any players on the defense. No injuries have been reported, and we are grateful for the quick response of our stadium personnel and local authorities. We appreciate the understanding and patience of our fans, who certainly recognize the irony here, and community as we address this issue thoroughly and transparently.

Those 3 are having a nice time with it, they all hate Dallas to begin with.  Anything extra they can grab they're going to jump on it.

46 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


wtf is pr going to do about it?

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Dallas is coming out tonight, they are going to establish the line of scrimmage, they are going to put pressure on the passer, and they are going to win this game by double digits.

6 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Dallas is coming out tonight, they are going to establish the line of scrimmage, they are going to put pressure on the passer, and they are going to win this game by double digits.

Pretty sure Dallas will not even score a TD but I hope I am wrong.

9 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Dallas is coming out tonight, they are going to establish the line of scrimmage, they are going to put pressure on the passer, and they are going to win this game by double digits.

hope you right. Didn’t know the  Texans suck again this year.  
 

I don’t watch any of their games. Except the one when the jets beat them. 
 

Hey, we're wearing the classic whites at home in prime time, not the blues and not that pajama shit.  That's a step in the right direction.

what the fuck was that call?  such horsehit.

It’s nice of the ESPN pregame peeps to try and give Jerruh some props by calling this “a rebuilding year for the Cowboys.” 
 

no jerry actively engineered and was the architect behind the suck. But let’s allow him to save face.

 

 

Parson’s pre-game comments looking laughable.

days after Jerruh defended his stadium design, it literally falls apart before game time so the roof has to stay closed. can't make this shit up lmao

I’ve already mentally checked out of the game and we haven’t even touched the ball. 

24 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Dallas is coming out tonight, they are going to establish the line of scrimmage, they are going to put pressure on the passer, and they are going to win this game by double digits.

This will hold up like Mazi Smith

Nor to worry. I'm sure Jerry is working on a big tractor pull at the stadium in December.

Don't know why they couldn't just leave it open.  All the crap had already fallen down, pick it up and move on.

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Don't know why they couldn't just leave it open.  All the crap had already fallen down, pick it up and move on.

Even god dislikes watching the Cowboys these days 

How could any human with a modicum of intelligence not see that was a backwards pass?

ha ha...mccarthy is such an idiot.

parsons getting held again...

Dallas Cowboys 2024 and OU 2024 (and always). The suckage may turn the Red River into a black hole. 

Wtf was Houston doing...do they expect Cooper Rush to come back from down 10?

unlikely but will be funny if that is some type of spark.

The going on 4th down bullshit that has hit football is ridiculous. They could be sitting there with 10 points and daring the Cows to score 11. 

Lol. I was joking we should have kicked it when we had the chance. The. Dowdle goes backwards.  And then that 

 Belichick just added another zero to his price.

Just now, Bullneck said:

That was a really, really bad pass.

Or the wrong route

Watching the Manningcast and they’re pretty much speechless with how bad it is.

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