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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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13 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

ha ha...mccarthy is such an idiot.

parsons getting held again...

At this point I think he wants to get fired

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

lose out for the draft pick

 

Not if Jurrah is making it

Your 2024 Dallas Cowboys!

he's short.  how do you blow that call?

This isn’t doom and gloom post. This is my honest opinion. In 40 plus years of being a fan. This is probably the worst Dallas team I’ve ever seen. I had season tickets to 1-15 that team would beat the shit out of this team. Out side of Aubrey. I don’t think I’d take a single player on another team. 

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Haha gonna be a long night. Hope they put up 70 on this shit squad. 

Jerruh deserves every bit of this.  ruined a once great franchise, straight to the toilet because he is a football idiot.

It’s not that this team is historically bad. They might be, I do not know. 

But this is the clownishist clown-ass clown team and organization that has ever existed in the NFL. 

Everything that casual fans said would happen 7 months ago. And after the draft. Is what happened. 

Everyone can see it except clown Jones. Clown Dak. Clown parsons. 

he's only a franchise QB if your GM is Jerry Jones.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Poor fucking Zack Martin. Dude deserved better

Him and Tyron Smith.  

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This isn’t doom and gloom post. This is my honest opinion. In 40 plus years of being a fan. This is probably the worst Dallas team I’ve ever seen. I had season tickets to 1-15 that team would beat the shit out of this team. Out side of Aubrey. I don’t think I’d take a single player on another team. 

The Dave Campo and Quincy Carter Cowboys teams would kick this current team’s ass. 

Was that Tyreek Hill? Holy shit get this guy involved more!!! I remember he was a pre season monster 

Snapped like a piece of dry spaghetti

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

The Dave Campo and Quincy Carter Cowboys teams would kick this current team’s ass. 

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oh my god.  totally missed the hold.

Jesus fucking Christ. What a pussy fucking penalty 

good job wasting a TO there you fat fuck.

Every cowboy game is like a pre season game with the who the fuck are these guys 

23 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Hey, Tom Herman is available. 

Paid millions just to go away.

So, Turpin is just as fast as our QB2 

 

 

27 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Hey, Tom Herman is available. 

He'll be OU's OC next year

Our offensive scheme and play calling is so fucking horrid I’d rather have Kellen Moore back 

Does Rush know the QB can run??? And now he does. I can’t complain, they playing!!

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