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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

God Zeke looks slow

he is slow.

Actually, that was probably the play. Burn the time, chuck it out of bounds. Just get to the locker room.

at least the D has a chance to make some plays with Micah back.

Texans havent scored a second half TD in a while, I think 3 games. Cowboys could still fuck around and win. I wouldnt bet on it though

NIce catch, Ceedee, you dildo. 

lamb needs to catch that previous pass.  you are a highly paid WR make the catch.

Only need 3 more FGs to win it. 

Oops, back to 4 now. 

Edited by mdmost

Lamb is an expensive decoy now. 

kick it again now 

Jesus.  Just kick it 

Edited by kingkoopa6

Take the points, you dumbass. You have Cooper Fucking Rush at QB. 

Just take the points. 

Of course they squandered it

And that's why you never take points off the board you fat fuck Jabba mccarthty 

McCarthy needs to be shown the fucking door asap.

Just now, Stunns38 said:


Of course they squandered it


Cowboys draft pick is getting bailed out by their stupidity. 

Sorry the fucking chart can fuck off when you have Cooper Rush as your QB. Your best chance for points there is your FG kicker. 

That's such a good analogy for the season.  Aubrey makes a 64 harder but we get gifted a first down. Then we almost throw a pick six.  Then we turn it over on downs.

Just now, Bill Brasky said:

And that's why you never take points off the board you fat fuck Jabba mccarthty 

taking the points off the board was the right call.  the wrong call was going for it on 4th.

jesus fuck. take the three you fat imbecile. 

Edited by Blotto
edit - full disclosure, i took the over. fat fuck

Relax! It’s not like he’s maybe coaching for his job or anything….

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well here comes the drive to seal it.  

4 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

And that's why you never take points off the board you fat fuck Jabba mccarthty 

Pretty much one of the cardinal rules.

Yeah… it’s the head coaches fault… 

 

just need a new one and everything will be peachy

I'm sure the media will be happy to ask Jerry about McCarthy taking points off the board. You know instead of asking McCarthy about it first. Because we live in a town with shitty feckless media who are so afraid of losing access that they'll give a shit what that decaying corpse has to say when he's the fucking problem.

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