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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Great, now Guyton is the worst OL AND the worst RB.

laughingstock. once proud franchise is now the Cleveland Browns.

Again, the hope is that each loss puts Jerry closer to his great reward. 

2 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Guyton is not good at football,

 

yay more dumb sooners is better.

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

laughingstock. once proud franchise is now the Cleveland Browns.

Bernie kosar resents this

lol just here to say cowboys suck 😂😂😂😂😂

Offseason on 2

Holding. Because this o-line like most of their position groups is dogshit. 

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

lol just here to say cowboys suck 😂😂😂😂😂

lol, we know fuckface. 

McCarthy looks dumbfounded like this is a surprise

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

How long do you go with Cooper?  In this game?  And for the season?

 

If I thought McCarthy had any idea how to use Lance's legs I'd say go with him but McCarthy is a moron. 

This game is just like the fight Saturday.
Texans just hanging out. No real contest. Just standing there trying not to embarrass a once proud champion. 

I know Jerry dying won’t fix the cowboys. But it will make me smile, and give me a new villain to hate after so many years. 

CeeDee like most sooners has a lot of fucking diva quit in him.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I know Jerry dying won’t fix the cowboys. But it will make me smile, and give me a new villain to hate after so many years. 

When Jerry dies, it will be a celebration like at the end of Return of the Jedi.

 

Just checked in to see if the dumbass Texans managed to extend the streak and nope....

Zach Martin should go somewhere he can maybe get a ring.

They may as well forfeit before the whole team gets hurt

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Terrence Steele is so fucking bad, it hurts...... I mean he wasn't even a speed bump.


 

Steele, 27, signed a five-year, $86.8 million contract extension with the Cowboys in September 2023, which included $50 million guaranteed. 

17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Again, the hope is that each loss puts Jerry closer to his great reward. 

It would be fitting if the very last thing Jerry saw on this earth was a large sheet of metal falling from the roof. 

it is funny that Jerry can't be embarrased at all.  the plane has crashed into the mountain. 

The only thing that kept this from happening sooner was the shittiness of the NFC East for YEARS.

Fucking idiot Texan fan with an infant at an NFL game, 10:30 at night. 

Jesus. 

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

Steele, 27, signed a five-year, $86.8 million contract extension with the Cowboys in September 2023, which included $50 million guaranteed. 

Didn’t he sign that coming off a pretty bad knee injury?

also still haven’t watched more than a handful of plays live this season and still not regretting it

Lol. Guess parsons will have plenty to talk about on his podcast.

Eagerly awaiting the next video of Jerry's ugly ass strolling to the locker room looking like he's trying to hold in a massive shit. 

Die Season 3 GIF by The Office

10 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Fucking idiot Texan fan with an infant at an NFL game, 10:30 at night. 

Jesus. 

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


are you retarded?

my name's not Jerry

11 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

it is funny that Jerry can't be embarrased at all.  the plane has crashed into the mountain. 

The only thing that kept this from happening sooner was the shittiness of the NFC East for YEARS.

He has convinced himself this is now a rebuilding year. Basically, however he needs to position his catastrophic failure as a GM. This was always meant to be a rebuilding year he will tell himself on his helicopter ride back to his zillion dollar mansion, yes, that’s the ticket.

he won’t get shadeur tho…other teams suck worse? 

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