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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

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Don’t care, got paid

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7 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

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If you're going to show skeletor at least get the caption in

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13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Eagerly awaiting the next video of Jerry's ugly ass strolling to the locker room looking like he's trying to hold in a massive shit. 

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he definitely looks like he is on his way to the crapper. It’s way funny that the little franchise beat the ass of the historic franchise in his castle. In front of his face. But like he’s trying to position the loss in his mind. “We are rebuilding.” Lmao. Take a shit Jerruh. 

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1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

If you're going to show skeletor at least get the caption in

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I used that one for the Texans thread

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:


 

he definitely looks like he is on his way to the crapper. It’s way funny that the little franchise best the ass of the historic franchise in his castle. In front of his face. But like he’s trying to position the loss in his mind. “We are rebuilding.” Lmao. Take a shit Jerruh. 

Right after his piece of shit building almost killed someone pregame by having random sheets of metal peeling off the ceiling. 

 

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1 hour ago, gsoda3 said:

That's such a good analogy for the season.  Aubrey makes a 64 harder but we get gifted a first down. Then we almost throw a pick six.  Then we turn it over on downs.

Metaphor. 

23 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Fucking idiot Texan fan with an infant at an NFL game, 10:30 at night. 

Jesus. 

The best age to bring kids out is during the infant stage. 

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

he definitely looks like he is on his way to the crapper. It’s way funny that the little franchise beat the ass of the historic franchise in his castle. In front of his face. But like he’s trying to position the loss in his mind. “We are rebuilding.” Lmao. Take a shit Jerruh. 

Does anyone have any prunes?

24 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

Congrats to Houston for winning another Superbowl 

What do you give Dallas congrats for? Jerry runs a shit franchise unless you only care about financial results off the field. 

15 minutes ago, royiv said:

What do you give Dallas congrats for? Jerry runs a shit franchise unless you only care about financial results off the field. 

Are you 13?

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

Are you 13?

No.

22 minutes ago, royiv said:

No.

Well when you turn 13 you’ll post better and your parents might buy you a present.  

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4 hours ago, tokamak said:

Joe Mixon hits women

Well this does check out, 20 for 109yds and 3 TDs he sure made the cowgirls his bitch… 

The thing that burns Jerrah more than anything is being an irrelevant afterthought.  Analysts are finally going to stop talking about the Cowboys as the season winds on.

Say Hi to the Giants, Panthers, Saints, Patriots, Jets, Browns, Jags, Titans, and Raiders while you’re in the dust bin Jerrah.  Get ready to be flexed out of prime time and into some noon Sunday slots.

So Thanksgiving vs the Giants is their only realistic chance to win a home game this season. That's gotta be one of the least anticipated turkey day match ups of all time.

If you're still consuming this trash product I feel sorry for you......almost.

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So Thanksgiving vs the Giants is their only realistic chance to win a home game this season. That's gotta be one of the least anticipated turkey day match ups of all time.

IDK the Bungles seem pretty good at choking games away this season. The tilt with the G-G-G-Womyn will be the slapfight to determine the NFC East Cellar Dweller for sure.

What a shit show the Cowboys are.  Well done Jerrah

58 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

IDK the Bungles seem pretty good at choking games away this season. The tilt with the G-G-G-Womyn will be the slapfight to determine the NFC East Cellar Dweller for sure.

I would take the Bengals up to -16.5 and not even think twice about it.

14 hours ago, mdmost said:

So they opened the roof and a couple panels fell off it. Now they're closing the roof. Just tear the shitty stadium down. That's apparently the only way you can make changes to the stadium.

 

"By the way, we know where the panels are going to fall when we decide to open the roof or not. We do know where the damned tiles are going to fall in our own stadium."

I would take the Bengals up to -16.5 and not even think twice about it.
Yeah, I can't picture a world where the Dallas secondary can slow that passing attack for 4 quarters.

Next logical step is to get Sanders and son on the Cowboys roster.   

13 hours ago, tbone_ said:


wtf is pr going to do about it?

Blame Dak Prescott

I only watched half the game. Ceedee Lamb is a fucking cunt. Staring back at Rush for bad passes while running routes at half speed. Trade everyone, burn it all the fuck down and start from scratch.

21 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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guess it’s a good thing the roof didn’t kill anyone or else this wouldn’t be very funny

What if it killed Jerry? That would be very funny.

That would be AWESOME!

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

If you're still consuming this trash product I feel sorry for you......almost.

It is glorious.  It is exactly what anyone could have hoped for.  It delivers in spades.

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

What if it killed Jerry? That would be very funny.

Jerrah getting killed by his own monstrosity of a stadium would be very, very funny

Well, it is his tomb so that would be fitting. 

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So Thanksgiving vs the Giants is their only realistic chance to win a home game this season. That's gotta be one of the least anticipated turkey day match ups of all time.

Danny Devito vs Cooper Rush... what a snooze fest 

This loss might lead to some people having second thoughts about the management skills of Jerry Jones.

GM'ing the hell out of this thing!

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

This loss might lead to some people having second thoughts about the management skills of Jerry Jones.

He does seem to have lost a bit.  He's definitely a step slower from when he was the 2014 NFL Executive of the year.

You can take ceedee out of norman, but you cant take the norman out of ceedee

Still nope:

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In all seriousness, how the hell did y'all beat the Steelers????

That was before Wilson was playing and the Steelers didn't let Fields throw much.  Their offense was pretty bad.

And wasn’t playing at home. 
 

so stars were aligned that day. 
 

all in!

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I only watched half the game. Ceedee Lamb is a fucking cunt. Staring back at Rush for bad passes while running routes at half speed. Trade everyone, burn it all the fuck down and start from scratch.

This. Everything is always someone else's fault with him, and his effort is often total garbage.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I only watched half the game. Ceedee Lamb is a fucking cunt. Staring back at Rush for bad passes while running routes at half speed. Trade everyone, burn it all the fuck down and start from scratch.

I’m on this train too. Motherfucker was eyeing Rush when he dropped a pass that was basically on his hip. He wanted the pass out front and in-stride… I mean yeah… but catch the fucking ball. 

4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

This. Everything is always someone else's fault with him, and his effort is often total garbage.

If the signing bonus was $40 million, you'd see some all-out effort when the chips are down and the team needs him to come through.

But c'mon, the poor guy can't be expected to lead by example with a $38 million bonus.

11 hours ago, Horndog said:

It would be fitting if the very last thing Jerry saw on this earth was a large sheet of metal falling from the roof. 

I would call the hole it left behind a Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Hole

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

This loss might lead to some people having second thoughts about the management skills of Jerry Jones.

Understatement of the year. Well done. 

What's confusing about Jones is that I would love to have his ability to make money. He's personally responsible for the money fountain the NFL has become. Jersey sales go back to Jerry Jones. He convinced the other owners to split up the games into packages and put them out for bid. In that arena he's the best NFL owner, and there's not a second place. AT&T Stadium is a money machine. 

Why, then, does he blow his entire reputation by trying to prove he's a football guy? 

This team is just so unlikable. 

Dak is a fake nice guy who takes up half the salary cap to sit on the bench with non-contact injuries 

CD is a bitch and runs lazy routes

Micah won’t shut the fuck up 

The OL doesn’t know the rules of football 

The DL… what DL?

Basically Overshown is the only guy on the team I like. Maybe Diggs, but he seems to be looking for the exit too. 

Aubrey not bad. if we would just kick the ball once we get to the 50. Good things might happen 

59 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This team is just so unlikable. 

Dak is a fake nice guy who takes up half the salary cap to sit on the bench with non-contact injuries 

CD is a bitch and runs lazy routes

Micah won’t shut the fuck up 

The OL doesn’t know the rules of football 

The DL… what DL?

Basically Overshown is the only guy on the team I like. Maybe Diggs, but he seems to be looking for the exit too. 

The rest I agree with but how is Dak fake?

1 hour ago, Richard Kimball said:

Understatement of the year. Well done. 

What's confusing about Jones is that I would love to have his ability to make money. He's personally responsible for the money fountain the NFL has become. Jersey sales go back to Jerry Jones. He convinced the other owners to split up the games into packages and put them out for bid. In that arena he's the best NFL owner, and there's not a second place. AT&T Stadium is a money machine. 

Why, then, does he blow his entire reputation by trying to prove he's a football guy? 

"Did you like those last 3 12 win seasons?  I bet you did." -  Jerry Jones or somebody

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