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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Early impression is Brady is going to rubber stamp any call made on the field instead of using his eyes and being honest/critical toward officiating.

So basically like most commentators.

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Brady sucks at commentary.

But he has to be laughing his ass off that these two guys at QB are being paid like this.

Hey did you guys know this is Tom Brady's first time ever calling a game?

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Early impression is Brady is going to rubber stamp any call made on the field instead of using his eyes and being honest/critical toward officiating.

So basically like most commentators.

He’s even more hamstrung than most, as I understand it. 

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Early impression is Brady is going to rubber stamp any call made on the field instead of using his eyes and being honest/critical toward officiating.

So basically like most commentators.

He has been commentating for 5 mins. Give him a chance man. Jeez. There has to be a happy medium between fuck all ref calls/the refs screwed us and all calls are correct, 

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Brady sucks at commentary.

But he has to be laughing his ass off that these two guys at QB are being paid like this.

 

he’s bad 

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1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Early impression is Brady is going to rubber stamp any call made on the field instead of using his eyes and being honest/critical toward officiating.

So basically like most commentators.

So..... basically Troy.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

... There has to be a happy medium between fuck all ref calls/the refs screwed us and all calls are correct, 

Well, there isn't.  

at least they held them to a FG...very suspect so far.  Couldn't get to the QB the one time they blitzed, of course.

and another penalty...

This is because all of these loser pieces of shit overpaid, whiny ass pussies sit out the entire preseason and take zero snaps while all the shitty practice players play the entire preseason so this is the first time they’re getting any game experience and they’re looking like fucking morons on TV The NFL is such a dog shit boring shitty ass product.

Dak or C.J. Stroud, GO.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He has been commentating for 5 mins. Give him a chance man. Jeez. There has to be a happy medium between fuck all ref calls/the refs screwed us and all calls are correct, 

My comment had nothing to do with the crap in bold.

Dak...more proven, But of course i'd say that.

Already a dropped pass.

 

But Lamb is lamb.  Great throw and catch.

 

Tried his patented TE Seam pass...didn't' work

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SHIT, good defense.  Turd Ferguson could have scored there.

8 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

So..... basically Troy.

Most of the time, yes, although once in a while, Troy will speak out.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

That dirty sooner is pretty good.

That POS mixon had a game today, too.

 

TOUCHDOWN!

The bleacher stomping is obnoxious. And it actually helped us instead. Lol.

 

nice play for the TD. 

Helluva read and pass. Not sure it's worth a guaranteed $231 million, but that was excellent from Dak.

Do NOT blitz Dak..

 

They still don't know this?

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Half a

billion dollars to 2 players lol

2 very good ones...the best two or 2 of 3 on the team. So yes.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

The bleacher stomping is obnoxious. And it actually helped us instead. Lol.

 

nice play for the TD. 

2 good plays on that drive, defense made a great play on Ferguson's route.

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2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Most of the time, yes, although once in a while, Troy will speak out.

More and more lately, as he has gained job stability.... but he's still pretty vanilla.  Nothing wrong with it, it's how you stick around.  

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Half a

billion dollars to 2 players lol

376 million

Chump change...

Time will tell who the chumps are.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

2 very good ones...the best two or 2 of 3 on the team. So yes.

It’s only a good investment if Cowboys win in the post season- win the actual NFC.
 

Otherwise it is just Jerruh being a shit GM. As usual. At least the path in the NFC is easier than in the AFC. 

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

More and more lately, as he has gained job stability.... but he's still pretty vanilla.  Nothing wrong with it, it's how you stick around.  

Agreed. Troy is pretty boring in general. I love the guy, but he doesn't show (have?) much emotion and just kind of drones on.

I worry Colt is going to be more of the same. He's just not the personality type for that job.

I do think Brady will be good. Just lamenting the fact that he'll probably toe the network line instead of having an independent voice ... for now.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

376 million

Chump change...

Time will tell who the chumps are.

Over/under on $100,000,000 per playoff win?

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s only a good investment if Cowboys win in the post season- win the actual NFC.
 

Otherwise it is just Jerruh being a shit GM. As usual. At least the path in the NFC is easier than in the AFC. 

The New York Football Jints do not look like a threat.  What did the rest of the Least do so far, haven't checked.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Troy is pretty boring in general. I love the guy, but he doesn't show (have?) much emotion and just kind of drones on.

Better than this Burkhardt clown who thinks every 15 yard pass just won the Super Bowl. 

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Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Agreed. Troy is pretty boring in general. I love the guy, but he doesn't show (have?) much emotion and just kind of drones on.

I worry Colt is going to be more of the same. He's just not the personality type for that job.

I do think Brady will be good. Just lamenting the fact that he'll probably toe the network line instead of having an independent voice ... for now.

I absolutely love the dude, but Colt was blood from the ears inducing yesterday.  No emotion, no real insight, his high voice and aw shucks attitude doesn't really translate to interesting TV.  I'm afraid he's going to be like the Jason Witten experiment.  Hopefully he can figure it out.  He's very green, but yesterday was really tough to get through.

Okay Defense...see you.  Needed a penalty to back them up, but i'm already seeing a safer, consistent defense early.

 

Quinn defense leaves someone wide open im sure.

McCarthy's 5th year already. Time flies.

Seems like just yesterday he was in a barn slammin' cheetos and root beer, mastering his craft.

TERD!  You can only hope to contain him.

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Okay..... He continues to make some questionable discussions around punt returns.  He drops passes.  Really gotta wonder if we're not wasting a roster spot on Turpin.  Is there a more versatile player who can make plays???

 

Jesus another 90 yard drive to score if they can...

 

It's amazing they continue to lead or be near the top in offensive production/scoring with such shitty field position game after game.

 

Almost as if the offense has been good...

Elliott doesn't look quite as slow as he did for us two years ago.

Btw, that opening carry of the game was the first time I've seen Zeke hurdle someone since 2018.

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