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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Not a bad punt for a blocked punt. Momentum shifting!

 

I'm watching red zone rather than actually committing full attention to this abortion.  At least 50% of the look-ins on this game have been hilarity filled.  

how is washington 7-4?  I mean they should be 6-5 really but holy crap.

What the fuck am I watching? Professional football?

this game is a fucking riot.  my god.

11 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This is like watching an orgie at a nursing home.

 

you were there last night too ?

I pose my question again. What the fuck am I watching?

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Misspelled Laundry. 

lol. He learned!!

 

fuxk it. Kick it on 1st down even though there was a chance to go to ez

so washington returns this for a TD right?

Just now, dcar00 said:

so washington returns this for a TD right?

There will be at least two turnovers on this play

4 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Hang this first half in the louvre

 

we’re still in this !!!

3 minutes ago, GenXer said:

There will be at least two turnovers on this play

right, what I should have said is the skins return it for a TD but drop ball right before goal line and cowboys pick it up and return it back for a TD.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

well, yeah...duh

13 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Who was injured?

the sport of football

What is a step below a Shit Show?

1 minute ago, TOR said:

What is a step below a Shit Show?

Diarrhea Derby 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Diarrhea Derby 

The Pooper Bowl

Great catch by Tolbert. Nice to see him do something for a change.

14 minutes ago, TOR said:

What is a step below a Shit Show?

A fecal matter

well that was unexpected.  a win today puts Dallas right back in it for a playoff bid.

Just now, dcar00 said:

well that was unexpected.  a win today puts Dallas right back in it for a playoff bid.

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

well that was unexpected.  a win today puts Dallas right back in it for a playoff bid.

This is grade A sarcasm meter calibration check.  Bravo.  

Just sign Adrian Peterson this week and probably go undefeated the rest of the way.

Pam Oliver sounds like she just stepped out of the chair after having dental surgery.

Guyton got completely blow up there. 

and now a drive killing hold.   He is fucking awful.

that is not a hold because a guy falls down.

No way in hell that's complete unless somebody's cheating.

10 minutes ago, DougO said:

Just sign Adrian Peterson this week and probably go undefeated the rest of the way.

Why the hell not, Mixon plays for the Texans.  

14 minutes ago, GenXer said:

A fecal matter

Dallas Dysentery

16 minutes ago, GenXer said:

A fecal matter

No, that's on Dec. 29.

9 minutes ago, DougO said:

Pam Oliver sounds like she just stepped out of the chair after having dental surgery.

She has severe migraines and fibroids also. She has some medical issues but at least they keep her employed. 
 

She suffers from occasionally debilitating migraines, which she opened up about in an interview with Richard Deitsch of The Athletic in November 2021. As it turns out, Oliver has a legitimate medical explanation for her slurring. 

"Well, I’ve had several [migraines] over the course of the football season,” Oliver told Deitsch.  "For example, I’ve gone from averaging 5-6 a month down to averaging 3 a month. I consider that being lucky. They’re very debilitating for me. They’ve been a problem for a very, very long time. It’s caused me to miss a few games over the span of my career because I just couldn’t take the noise and the light and the sickness that comes with that. The nausea and the vomiting.

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