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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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#5453

I'm watching red zone rather than actually committing full attention to this abortion.  At least 50% of the look-ins on this game have been hilarity filled.  

#5461
One of #NFL Films' most iconic shots#Cowboys head coach Tom Landry's silhouette in the Texas Stadium shadows on Thanksgiving DayCaptured on November 23, 1978

 

#5463
11 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This is like watching an orgie at a nursing home.

 

you were there last night too ?

#5467
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
One of #NFL Films' most iconic shots#Cowboys head coach Tom Landry's silhouette in the Texas Stadium shadows on Thanksgiving DayCaptured on November 23, 1978

 

Misspelled Laundry. 

#5471
Just now, dcar00 said:

so washington returns this for a TD right?

There will be at least two turnovers on this play

#5474
3 minutes ago, GenXer said:

There will be at least two turnovers on this play

right, what I should have said is the skins return it for a TD but drop ball right before goal line and cowboys pick it up and return it back for a TD.

#5475
Dallas Cowboys fan says he would sacrifice his family getting deported for another Super Bowl (Via @OffTheGlassTV)

 

 

#5476
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:
Dallas Cowboys fan says he would sacrifice his family getting deported for another Super Bowl (Via @OffTheGlassTV)

 

 

well, yeah...duh

#5491
Just now, dcar00 said:

well that was unexpected.  a win today puts Dallas right back in it for a playoff bid.

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#5492
1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

well that was unexpected.  a win today puts Dallas right back in it for a playoff bid.

This is grade A sarcasm meter calibration check.  Bravo.  

#5494

Pam Oliver sounds like she just stepped out of the chair after having dental surgery.

#5495

Guyton got completely blow up there. 

and now a drive killing hold.   He is fucking awful.

that is not a hold because a guy falls down.

#5497
10 minutes ago, DougO said:

Just sign Adrian Peterson this week and probably go undefeated the rest of the way.

Why the hell not, Mixon plays for the Texans.  

#5500
9 minutes ago, DougO said:

Pam Oliver sounds like she just stepped out of the chair after having dental surgery.

She has severe migraines and fibroids also. She has some medical issues but at least they keep her employed. 
 

She suffers from occasionally debilitating migraines, which she opened up about in an interview with Richard Deitsch of The Athletic in November 2021. As it turns out, Oliver has a legitimate medical explanation for her slurring. 

"Well, I’ve had several [migraines] over the course of the football season,” Oliver told Deitsch.  "For example, I’ve gone from averaging 5-6 a month down to averaging 3 a month. I consider that being lucky. They’re very debilitating for me. They’ve been a problem for a very, very long time. It’s caused me to miss a few games over the span of my career because I just couldn’t take the noise and the light and the sickness that comes with that. The nausea and the vomiting.

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