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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Fox will try and sneak in Heidi in place of the Giants/Cowboys game on Thursday. 

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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This center fucking sucks 

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10-9 is funny. There isn’t even a blizzard. Jeez. Old SEC fans love this. 😂 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

She has severe migraines and fibroids also. She has some medical issues but at least they keep her employed. 
 

She suffers from occasionally debilitating migraines, which she opened up about in an interview with Richard Deitsch of The Athletic in November 2021. As it turns out, Oliver has a legitimate medical explanation for her slurring. 

"Well, I’ve had several [migraines] over the course of the football season,” Oliver told Deitsch.  "For example, I’ve gone from averaging 5-6 a month down to averaging 3 a month. I consider that being lucky. They’re very debilitating for me. They’ve been a problem for a very, very long time. It’s caused me to miss a few games over the span of my career because I just couldn’t take the noise and the light and the sickness that comes with that. The nausea and the vomiting.

My sister had migraines and got hooked on opioids throughout the 00’s. At some point I think she couldn’t differentiate between a migraine and dopesick.

She ended up intentionally overdosing a day after her husband committed suicide.

Maybe Jerry can trade Dak straight up for Deshaun Watson?

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Maybe Jerry can trade Dak straight up for Deshaun Watson?

LOL.  No thanks..... unless his masseuse is coming.

The Cowboys are finally playing hard.... not well, but hard.

JFC, Rush.  That's easy pitch and catch and you throw a worm burner....

more dumb sooner Guyton although the Guard needs to not set so far back either.

Aubryeed 

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Just saw brooks got his first nfl carry I think 

That’s a fucking fumble 

From what I've watched game plan has been solid keeping Cooper comfortable. 

I was just about to say how the Boys gonna fuck this up...then false start.

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I wish someone would put guyton in a coma 

It is just a bizarre pick. he's a sooner. he's dumb, he was a right tackle, he obviously has to hold to play line in college, and he doesn't look physical at all.  It's like the saw his arm length and drafted him solely on that.

Cooper nearly overthrew the easiest TD target he'll ever have.

Guyton was a reach in the first place. Starting him as an NFL left tackle on day one was ridiculous. He might develop, as he was supposed to, but this season may end up ruining him if he had the potential.

Literally made zero attempt. This is why I feel like the nfl is fucking rigged.   You play stout the whole game. Take a commanding league and all the sudden they walk down like nothing 

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Fucking defense decides fuck it 

predictable D is predictable.

Brad and Babe are absolutely hilarious.  MIght go sit in the car and listen to them.

that is just stupid...McCarthy is a fucking moron.

Fuck it. I hope Dallas goes 3 and out and Washington scores a TD. Fuck all these fucking no talent losers 

Don't toy with  my emotions, Cowboys.

Of course the best play had at least one loose ball at some point in the play

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