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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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On 11/26/2024 at 11:24 AM, Drew said:

You'll never see me again if he extends Mike. They need a full on culture change(owner included).

 

And yes Dan deserved that for his defense absolutely shitting the bed against GB in the playoffs.  THAT'S the biggest reason we lost.  Giving up 34 points(even taking away turnovers)

Yeah, the pick inside Dallas 20, the pick 6, and 85 passing yards before half didn’t factor in at all…

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19 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Yeah, the pick inside Dallas 20, the pick 6, and 85 passing yards before half didn’t factor in at all…

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Never did i say it didn't matter, I said the biggest reason was the defense.

I know you're reading comprehension isn't as bad as Futureman's.  

Once again, if the defense had a fucking spine in that game, it's a close game even with those...you know, like KC does when Mahomes throws a pick, or the Ravens or a multitude of other teams who don't go belly up the first sign of a QBs' bad start.

 

But yeah, only the QB can win or lose a game. I forgot.

On 11/26/2024 at 9:58 AM, tx 3 putt said:

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Jerry going to Jerry so he can run the show.

 

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Never did i say it didn't matter, I said the biggest reason was the defense.

I know you're reading comprehension isn't as bad as Futureman's.  

Once again, if the defense had a fucking spine in that game, it's a close game even with those...you know, like KC does when Mahomes throws a pick, or the Ravens or a multitude of other teams who don't go belly up the first sign of a QBs' bad start.

 

But yeah, only the QB can win or lose a game. I forgot.

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12 hours ago, Drew said:

I know you're reading comprehension isn't as bad as Futureman's.  

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Lainey Wilson at halftime is the only thing I'm looking forward to for today. Cooper can't Rush vs Danny Devito is gonna be a snoozefest. With how bad the Giants are, either the Cowboys blow them out, or they actually show up for the game and both offenses are horrible so it stays as a low scoring affair. Overall this is probably going into the forgettable Thanksgiving games pile. 

32 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Lainey Wilson at halftime is the only thing I'm looking forward to for today

Tha fuck?

I know who she is, dude. I just don’t understand how anyone could be excited to see her perform. Especially at the ridiculous halftime gig with the goofy staging and the backing track and the chopped up songs.  The entire thing is a tire fire every year. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I know who she is, dude. I just don’t understand how anyone could be excited to see her perform. Especially at the ridiculous halftime gig with the goofy staging and the backing track and the chopped up songs.  The entire thing is a tire fire every year. 

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50 years to this day... 

 

 

 

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18 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

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I like how he knows the QB is the most important position but likes to pretend that the QB's mistakes are on the same level of everyone else's. As if the QB's mistakes aren't magnitudes greater than some safety fucking up a coverage, or a guy missing a tackle.

I like how yall think ONLY the QB makes mistakes and ONLY he is responsible for losses. And then rarely give him credit for wins. 
 

Once again if yall can’t understand they don’t with that game even if Dak doesn’t  have those bad start then you’re not only biased but blind. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

that creed performance was all-time. 

Needs more shredding

 

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

I like how yall think ONLY the QB makes mistakes and ONLY he is responsible for losses. And then rarely give him credit for wins. 
 

Once again if yall can’t understand they don’t with that game even if Dak doesn’t  have those bad start then you’re not only biased but blind. 

What the fuck has he won? 

Speaking of blind, a long ESPN article today about how the sun fucks up the passing game.

Interesting tidbits include how Dallas coaches don't seem to make kickoff and coin toss decisions incorporating the sun's brightest and most disruptive position.

And pretty much zero mention of what a fucking moron Jerry Jones is.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42589341/dallas-cowboys-sun-sunlight-issues-jerry-jones-stadium-jerryworld-windows

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And in the late-afternoon time slots that have fallen post-daylight savings time, Dallas chose to defend the east goal seven of eight times, which means that the sun would be in their receivers' eyes when looking back at the quarterback for much of the second quarter when it's the brightest.

Idiot owner/GM

Idiot coaches

Idiot QB and players.

Idiot fans who will pay hundreds and thousands of dollars to Jerruh today.

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

I like how he knows the QB is the most important position but likes to pretend that the QB's mistakes are on the same level of everyone else's. As if the QB's mistakes aren't magnitudes greater than some safety fucking up a coverage, or a guy missing a tackle.

Hey, a QB giving the ball to the other team inside of his own 15 after his D made a stop just isn’t super important in the grand scheme of things man.

2 hours ago, Drew said:

I like how yall think ONLY the QB makes mistakes and ONLY he is responsible for losses. And then rarely give him credit for wins. 
 

Once again if yall can’t understand they don’t with that game even if Dak doesn’t  have those bad start then you’re not only biased but blind. 

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16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

No tramplings.  Off to a good start today.

As good of a football player as i've ever seen. He could do it all

13 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Happy Thanksgiving from Dallas, Surly fam!

 

 

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hell yes !

Waring blue again at home.  We just cannot leave well enough alone.

52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

a day late, but top 5 greatest cowboys ever …..

 

he was never 1st-team all-decade?  seems odd considering he’s 1st-team all-time. 

Dowdle getting warmed up.  Time to take him out and put Zeke in.

They are memorializing John Madden like he died this week. I’m a fan of Madden but this over the top. 

5 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Speaking of blind, a long ESPN article today about how the sun fucks up the passing game.

Interesting tidbits include how Dallas coaches don't seem to make kickoff and coin toss decisions incorporating the sun's brightest and most disruptive position.

And pretty much zero mention of what a fucking moron Jerry Jones is.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42589341/dallas-cowboys-sun-sunlight-issues-jerry-jones-stadium-jerryworld-windows

Idiot owner/GM

Idiot coaches

Idiot QB and players.

Idiot fans who will pay hundreds and thousands of dollars to Jerruh today.

Because Dallas coaches are the dumbest fucking morons in all sports

D-Mo!

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