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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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All this shitshow is missing at this point is Tom Herman putting on a backpack like a spaz.

Have to agree with Brady, that was bad football.

Just now, TexArcher said:

That's so Spursy, for my EPL fans, Jeebus.

What’s that mean ?

I'm gonna make a ruling.  Knee down, give us the ball back.

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

What’s that mean ?

Tottenham Hotspur, aka Spurs, have a history of shooting themselves in the dick in amazing ways.  "That's so Spursy," became a common saying a few years ago.

Bailed out by replay, TOUCHDOWN!

16 minutes ago, Lurch said:


Has to be play of the year candidate

At least better get a drumstick

We say this every week.  Why is Ezekiel Elliot on this football team?

Cut that sooner fuckhead lame 

Some good runs by RRRREEEEECO on this drive.

So basically CD is not playing right now just because he’s a giant pussy?

8 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

So basically CD is not playing right now just because he’s a giant pussy?

Broke his clavicle imo

These are the young players that are going to carry dallas to greatness!

Giants don’t have to stop dowdle. Fat mike play calling will fuck it up 

How much do they pay cd to be a pussy and cry on the sideline the whole game??

Just now, ButtFumble said:

That was stupid not to take the 1st what was that crap

Made no sense at all, the clock doesn't start after a a penalty within the last 5 minutes whether you decline it or not.  Stupid

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Lmao. That Landry shift was atrocious. 

Work on it 

Not a lot of practice lately, lol

5 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Made no sense at all, the clock doesn't start after a a penalty within the last 5 minutes whether you decline it or not.  Stupid

1st and 5 was better than 1st and 10.  The extra yardage didn’t matter. And it took them all 3 downs to get the 5 yards so correct call. 
 

I’m pretty sure the 12 men was intentional to get back to 1st and 10 with no clock movement. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

1st and 5 was better than 1st and 10.  The extra yardage didn’t matter. And it took them all 3 downs to get the 5 yards so correct call. 

I thought about that right after I typed that out.  They weren't trying to score, they were just trying to get the first down and end the game.  Screw me on that one, good call Mike.

Two in a row. Jerry Jones is a genius. 

2 hours ago, AbeFroman said:

I heard Mazi Smith's name

 

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I hope there was a 1k car pileup with all of those people leaving that stupid game.

get yourself together, and hear me out on this

we are winning this whole fucking thing !!!

 

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2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Two in a row. Jerry Jones is a genius. 

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Hope for next year????   He had a great rush where he got a .5 sack that I saw.

Rico's been balling for over a month.  Do we still need help at the position?  Yes.  Do we still need to move on from Zeke?  Absolutely.  Do we need to draft a RB in round 1?  I don't think so.  With a couple of wins over some really shitty teams, could we find ourselves drafting in the teens?  Yes and if Jeanty is the best talent on the board, then trade down and hope he's there in the 20's, but I think we should got a different way and get a guy in 3-5 rounds.  I like what Luepke could give us and then sign a vet.

Oh?  I'll say, Micah was challenged by Zimmer to be a better leader and he's stepped up the last couple of weeks..... He was a monster tonight.  I get it, it's against maybe the shittiest team in the league, but a win on Thanksgiving just feels right.  Let's get another one on Saturday.

 

1 hour ago, Hate said:

I hope there was a 1k car pileup with all of those people leaving that stupid game.

Last Cowboys’ game I ever attended, my wife and I drove through a dozen plus car pileup at the 35 and 20 interchange. Smashing and tires flying, and car parts. I made a couple of quick steering adjustments, and we were through it all, unscathed. We looked at each other, and then I started shaking.

It was my Neal Cassidy moment.

Might as well face the awful truth...Jerry Jones is a football GENIUS!  What else is new?

12 hours ago, SameSame said:

That's like watching Kent St & Tulsa and complaining about college football.

That's fair.  But the NCAA doesn't put Kent State vs Tulsa in one of their most valuable time slots of the season.

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