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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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45 minutes ago, TOR said:

SUPERBOWL!

 

in for a super bowl party !!!

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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This pass rush continues to leave huge gaping holes for burrow to escape. 
 

And if the pass rush don’t get there there’s always someone wide open 

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I would love to have Joe as our QB. 

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That’s a TD. 

Horrible secondary play on this series.  Bad all year, ugh

2 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Of love to have Joe as our QB. 

Crazy talk.  Quarter billion dollars QB is just waiting to ... throw an incomplete on 3rd and 5.

Did the green pellets move into the white pellets?

P. S. What a shitty raggedy ass white line on that field

Dammit Turd.

6 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Did the green pellets move into the white pellets?

P. S. What a shitty raggedy ass white line on that field

The windows tho.

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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This is bad football and they should feel bad.

Bungles are going to win this game.  

Cowboys skill players besides Ceedee has to be worst in the league. These guys are terrible. 

How this team won any games is a fucking mystery 

Jerry sucks. 
 

 

watching rush ball out on single digit million. 
 

man. If we just had a good gm. We’d be gods 

Hey guys - at least in a season where we should clearly be firing the head coach, we also will win enough games to get a bad draft pick that we’ll blow on an overrated skill player 

8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Hey guys - at least in a season where we should clearly be firing the head coach, we also will win enough games to get a bad draft pick that we’ll blow on an overrated skill player 

As long as it’s not a Michigan DL or Jeanty top 15 I trust their first round draft picking.

That’s like the only part of the offseason you really can trust. 

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13 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Hats off to Cooper Rush.

He has been pretty decent.

He's a capable QB, too.

Other than that pass right into the DE's hands.

fucking flop....ridiculous.  refs are so fucking bullshit.

This team is so dumb 

Package CeeDee, Ferguson, and Parsons for draft picks.  OH wait, our GM sucks.

nm

21 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Hey guys - at least in a season where we should clearly be firing the head coach, we also will win enough games to get a bad draft pick that we’ll blow on an overrated skill player 

Son of bitch.  Shit.

Dammit Troy, suit up and go win this.

Oh that is grisly.  dammit

Fuck he’s done for the year isn’t he? 

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Just now, Degenerate Gardner said:

Goddamn it I hate the Cowboys but Overshown’s injury is a damn shame. He walked off, assisted. I hope that’s a good sign.

Hope so but didn’t look good.

Could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure he walked off after his injury last year too.

Troy Aikman: "He hit Dowdle right in the hole. "

They talked about the art and mentioned Jean.

Jerrah's got a new fun baby (who is now an adult)

Hudson is a beast.  Does he have any eligibility left?

OMG Bungles.

Of course it’s incomplete.  No way it’s overturned for Dallas.  

That was a fumble wtf is going on here.

No luck on the fumble.  But lucky we didn’t get the facemask. 

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