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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Damn, that throw was precise and CD was fearless.  The f*cker.

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1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Okay..... He continues to make some questionable discussions around punt returns.  He drops passes.  Really gotta wonder if we're not wasting a roster spot on Turpin.  Is there a more versatile player who can make plays???

 

I was PREACHING to let him go to keep another WR or DB.  Surely they can get similar return production with a better on field player.

 

Oh wow, Zeke for the first down.

It ain't holding if you have jazz hands!

Damn i'm way behind...just saw the Lamb dart.

That's really what Zeke does best these days.  All that Center training paying dividends

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OL will probably get better...BUT it's gonna take time.  Especially against a good defense.

You just know Deshaun Watson wants this game over and done with so he can hit the massage table.

Anger is a fantastic football name.   For a linebacker.

The patriots conspicuously absent from that brady commercial.

That play was frustrating af from a defensive perspective. Should've been a sack ... then should've been an interception ... end result, nothing. Second down.

Ugh reminiscent of late last year.  All that "almost sack" and almost turnover and didn't.

Missed sack?  No problem.

Early seasons Parsons is the best pass rusher ever.

I'm old enough to remember when that was called clipping.

Holding?  They missed the block to the back I guess.

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Early seasons Parsons is the best pass rusher ever.
Too bad he falls off a cliff as the season goes on like clockwork

Just fair catch.

 

STOP fucking returning.  You'll get maybe 1 good return out of 10 and 5 of the others are fucking penalties.

 

Just horrendous....always putting us in worse field position.  

Punt returns are a waste. Everyone has a flag. 
Agreed. I've always said just take the fair catch every time and be done. I think Romo has mentioned this before about punt returns.

 

 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
1 minute ago, Drew said:
Early seasons Parsons is the best pass rusher ever.

Too bad he falls off a cliff as the season goes on like clockwork

Haha I'm not disagreeing with y'all, but we Cowboys fans are one jaded bunch, aren't we? 

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This fucking team is still so poorly coached sometimes.  Another long field because of punt return.  We'd do better most of the time just fair catching.  Just turn it up and get what you can..... and yes, I know the return was called for the left side, the wide side.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
1 minute ago, Drew said:
Early seasons Parsons is the best pass rusher ever.

Too bad he falls off a cliff as the season goes on like clockwork

Notice i said "early season".

 

I've always thought it was a factor of the Quinn defense...the entire thing started sucking around mid December...sometimes earlier.  Gotta get him some rest during the season meaning others gotta step up.  

I know i'm a broken record but please, for the love of god, stop the first down runs every fucking time.

Yes you have to do it occasionally, but i swear it's 7/10 times or more.

 

All you do is put your QB in a bad spot with a young OL who isn't gonna stop this DL.

 

Be a nice time for an old school turnover...

 

Feel like that might be the one thing we miss from Dan Quinn with this Zimmer defense.

Big ups

donovan 

Is this a fucking joke. Challenge it 

Yeah if it was a fumble, they'd blow it dead anyways and we'd be stuck with the ball there.

 

Glad the booth overturned that without Mike having to do it.

You don't have to circle Micah every time.  We know who #11 is.

Lewis with a great open field tackle.

DPI, imo. Hooked the hips and raked CeeDee's arms before the ball got there. At least Tom pointed it out. Points for you, sir.

definitely a DPI...but typical no call on dallas.

So smart just to get the sneak.  fuck handing it off to the slow back.

11 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Brady, at least 3 times:

"It's bad to have negative plays."

Because Bellichik probably beat him with that over the head. 

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Clear DPI not called.... Total BS.

just so typical for the cowboys too...we get fucked so much.

Cleveland home cooking?  Blatant PI, then a head tackle.  

Are we the only team running a fullback still ?  That’s legit 

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