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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Sort of happy I got to see one of the dumbest plays of the season, lol. 

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Have you guys ever watched a Cowboys  game? I have. It’s pretty much just this. 

1 minute ago, miguelito said:

Some of you youngsters should google Leon Lett Thanksgiving if you want to see history repeat/rhyme.

Didn't that team win the Super Bowl, though?

Fucking derp falling over.


Then the horrible sack. 
 

Thank you, good night.  Please tip your waitress, they work hard for the money.

3 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Dumb rule. Blocking a punt should be a reward, not a way to get fucked.

Said this years ago. It’s always been a dumb rule. Blocking a kick or punt should be dead ball or some when it passes the LOS. No return or touching needed. 

Jonathon Mingo out there living his make a wish. At least they got him for a 4th round pick. 

Fold the fucking team. 
 

If they just lost this game, that’s one thing. 
 

the way they lost it is absolutely b pathetic. 
 

and they fucked up winning the last 2 games. 

fucking idiots.  and fuck Jerry Jones.  

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How do we give a nfl team the death penalty 


let a hillbilly from Arkansas buy them. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How do we give a nfl team the death penalty 

Sell said team to Jerry Jones.

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

At least Parsons cares….i think.

hopefully he cares enough to leave so that we don't have 80% of the cap tied up in 3 players.

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Didn't that team win the Super Bowl, though?

indeed they did.  that team was relevant and that’s why we remember leon lett for that fuckup.  incidentally lett was a great player… but this team is not relevant and so we will never remember this play or the nameless player who touched the ball. 

Welp.

See you for the Panthers!

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Said this years ago. It’s always been a dumb rule. Blocking a kick or punt should be dead ball or some when it passes the LOS. No return or touching needed. 

no.  dumbasses just need to know the rule or be told the rule by the special teams coach.  this is like the goal line fumble through the end zone rule.  it isn't dumb the players are dumb.

9 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Dumb rule. Blocking a punt should be a reward, not a way to get fucked.

If it gets tipped but goes 25 yards, should that be “rewarded” in any way other than a bad punt?  Again, once it crosses rhthe LOS it’s just a bad punt. 

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

hopefully he cares enough to leave so that we don't have 80% of the cap tied up in 3 players.

He’ll probably end up in Philly on a below market deal and get 25 sacks next year. 

6 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

At least Parsons cares….i think.

He is a smart player and expects his professional teammates to be smart players as well. As should the coaches. As should we all. They aren’t making $20 an hour out there. 

ha. Jerry's kids get that punt and get one 1st down game they win the game with no time on the clock.  so fucking funny.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

no.  dumbasses just need to know the rule or be told the rule by the special teams coach.  this is like the goal line fumble through the end zone rule.  it isn't dumb the players are dumb.

yeah it’s pretty basic.  blocked kick or no blocked kick, if the receiving team touches it it’s a live ball.  that player is a dipshit. 

Just now, futureman said:

yeah it’s pretty basic.  blocked kick or no blocked kick, if the receiving team touches it it’s a live ball.  that player is a dipshit. 

The get confused because they don't know the difference between a blocked kick that goes beyond the LOS and one that doesn't.    

the special teams coach was explaining to him the rule on the broadcast on the sideline.  you could see the player kind of nodding his head.

Fassel is a fucking idiot.  

If it gets tipped but goes 25 yards, should that be “rewarded” in any way other than a bad punt?  Again, once it crosses rhthe LOS it’s just a bad punt. 

It’s the same rule in TXHS, CFB, and the NFL. ST coaches meetings should’ve covered the hypothetical scenario. Roughly the same as Lett’s play vs the Dolphins decades ago.

Hook’em!!!
Said this years ago. It’s always been a dumb rule. Blocking a kick or punt should be dead ball or some when it passes the LOS. No return or touching needed. 

No one but Cowboys fans “It’s always been a dumb rule”
44 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He is a smart player and expects his professional teammates to be smart players as well. As should the coaches. As should we all. They aren’t making $20 an hour out there. 

Luckily the dumbass is a fellow Penn State guy so maybe Micah won't torture him before he kills him

Every special teams coach from junior high school to the NFL is going to run that game film as a lesson in what not to do with a blocked punt. It will go on the shelf right next to the '93 Leon Lett play.

 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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Too soon.

We can not has Super Bowl?

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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We’re going to have to get this gif thread back up and running in the offseason 

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holy shirt balls

Homer Simpson saying “Mmmm Turnover” at the end kills me

 

4 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

Every special teams coach from junior high school to the NFL is going to run that game film as a lesson in what not to do with a blocked punt. It will go on the shelf right next to the '93 Leon Lett play.

 

I bet Jeff Banks won’t. Because he’s a fucking idiot.

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I bet Jeff Banks won’t. Because he’s a fucking idiot.

He's got other things on his mind

1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I bet Jeff Banks won’t. Because he’s a fucking idiot.

Banks is gonna look at the tape and analyze the punt protection upside down and inside out so he can figure out how to get that monkey off his back. 

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