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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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17 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Where was Aubrey when Romo played.

Middle school and High school.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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On the bright side, Carolina probably doesn't have enough time to put up 6.

Of course, I could be wrong.

Just now, TOR said:

On the bright side, Carolina probably doesn't have enough time to put up 6.

Bwahahahaga

Hilarious. 

Edit:  seems like Coker is the guy Dallas should have traded for. 

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ha ha.  Cooper Rush fucking sucks and that is so typical of the D.

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LOL..... There's Jerrah's crew.  Unforced error/fumble and blown coverage leads to taking points off the board for the Cowboys and giving the Panthers a TD gift.

Ha, ha, ha...... This team.

Well. Losing is winning. A lot of difference between pick 5 and pick 12. 

25 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I believe that Cooper is our future
Teach him well and let him lead the way
Show him all the beauty he possess inside
Give him a sense of pride to make it easier
Let Cooper's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone who fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
And so I learned to depend on me
I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

idiot

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Hecker really likes to FAFO doesn't he? 

they should block his ass into next week on the next kick.  you are the Punter dude....

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Well. Losing is winning. A lot of difference between pick 5 and pick 12. 

Not with loser GM.

I'll always be a Cowboy fan, but I really, really hate most everything about this team right now.  

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2 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Well. Losing is winning. A lot of difference between pick 5 and pick 12. 

yep. the razor thin path to the playoffs died when they out-bungled the Bungles...

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Not with loser GM.

I know. I know. Alonzo gif. 

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

yep. the razor thin path to the playoffs died when they out-bungled the Bungles...

Yeah, but what would have happened. 

As a lifelong fan of the Boys, the only thing I’m really surprised and broken up about is the Overshown injury. That dude has fun and is a winner- he is what Dallas hasn’t been in forever. But his damn knees. Damn luck. 

The OLine is blocking pretty well, giving Rush some time on the progressions.  

It doesn't matter about draft order, the GM is an idiot.

holy shit that was a dime

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7 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

What Jerry thinking ?

How to drive jersey sales of Cooper Rush's jersey in the pacific rim..... And then.....

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Who are these guys wearing the Cowboys uniforms?

I guess at least we aren't the Panthers

Bryce Young is as big a bust as they come. 

Hard to tell just how shitty/mediocre this team is. I really thought this would be like a mini-Superbowl for the Panther who had been playing very well, getting their shit together. Instead they shit the bed and the Cowboys look almost borderline good with their backup qb and all the injuries.

I'm afraid Jerry may run it back with McCarthy.

1 minute ago, DougO said:

..... I'm afraid Jerry may run it back with McCarthy.

I can already hear the presser.

1 hour ago, TOR said:

The OLine is blocking pretty well, giving Rush some time on the progressions.  

It doesn't matter about draft order, the GM is an idiot.

holy shit that was a dime

It is weird, they have graded better after all the injuries. Scrubs have outplayed some of the original starters.

2 minutes ago, DougO said:

Hard to tell just how shitty/mediocre this team is. I really thought this would be like a mini-Superbowl for the Panther who had been playing very well, getting their shit together. Instead they shit the bed and the Cowboys look almost borderline good with their backup qb and all the injuries.

I'm afraid Jerry may run it back with McCarthy.

of course he is.  it is that or take a chance on a younger guy.  He ain't gonna wait on all that.  he thinks if everyone is healthy he's good.  

what he doesn't realize is Dak isn't good enough to pull McCarthy's ass out of the fire in the playoffs.

playing these shitty teams and winning with Cooper Rush isn't helping at all.  they might beat the bucs but likely will get drilled by Wash and Philly because the D is bad against any O with a pulse.

9 minutes ago, DougO said:

It is weird, they have graded better after all the injuries. Scrubs have outplayed some of the original starters.

It would be hilarious if these scrubs won out and took the wildcard spot.   The quarter-billion QB could watch from home.

 

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3 minutes ago, DougO said:

It is weird, they have graded better after all the injuries. Scrubs have outplayed some of the original starters.

Injuries, schedule and experience.  Zack is sort of beaten down and his ankle was obviously killing him.  Got some young bucks who are some nasty guys.  Also, let's understand, the schedule was absolutely front-loaded.  It was always going to work out if we could survive and be able to be 5-5 or 4-6 and start a run, but then injuries happened.  Giants, Carolina, Bengals who have no defense, Commanders (not bad but young).  I think it's  great though we're learning guys like Bass and Brock Hoffman can play and are getting valuable reps.  Asim Richards somewhat too along with Beebe and Guyton.  The OL, which was pretty lousy to begin the season, with experience and reps, are going to end up being a glimmer of hope.  Possibly a above-average unit to start next year, but schedule has something to do with it.  Also, Rico Dowdle is proving he's a dude.  Maybe not a #1 but not a bad 1b or part of a committee.  He's run his ass off after Fat Thumb stopped fucking around with Zeke.  There is absolutely no reason to reach for a RB, specifically in the first round.  Deep draft for RBs this year.  Definitely should take a RB, but day 2 or early day 3 is fine.

 

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I believe that Cooper is our future
Teach him well and let him lead the way
Show him all the beauty he possess inside
Give him a sense of pride to make it easier
Let Cooper's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone who fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
And so I learned to depend on me
I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

This is either the greatest or stupidest post in the history of surly.

27 minutes ago, TOR said:

It would be hilarious if these scrubs won out and took the wildcard spot.   The quarter-billion QB could watch from home.

 

Get your official Dak Prescott playoff jersey!

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58 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

You reversed Dak and McCarthy in your middle paragraph. 

 

Im surprised you haven’t bitched about penalty disparity. I’ve been waiting for it and am disappointed it didn’t come.  

nah mccarthy needs his QB to bail him out like Rodgers did for so many years.

as to the penalties - considering 8 of the 14 were typical Dallas pre snap stupidity there wasn't that much disparity. Dallas has a lot of stupid players.  They called holding against both teams. The one hold against us they showed a replay on and it was legit.   Parsons was wrecking shop because Carolina wasn't or couldn't hold him.  The DPI's late were legit-ish.  

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