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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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All teams use a qb cadence right? Cowboys just happens to be particularly hearable on the broadcast. I think they mic it up that way on purpose now for cowboys games since it became a thing.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I like Turpin at running back 

Why?  Like as in a gadget play or with some sort of consistency or as a backup?

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Why?  Like as in a gadget play or with some sort of consistency or as a backup?

I wouldn’t call them “gadget” plays but just a different look with different options from time to time. I like it too.

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Why?  Like as in a gadget play or with some sort of consistency or as a backup?

As a full time tough yardage between the tackles type guy 

He’s built for it    
 

I like his speed in space 

 

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I wouldn’t call them “gadget” plays but just a different look with different options from time to time. I like it too.

Okay, that's the definition of gadget, but not really the point.  So, if we were to embrace this type of role, where he could play both WR and RB, could you probably cut Deuce Vaughn and call up another WR?  2 real RBs, Luebke, and then Turpin?  Just thinking about how to maybe align the roster next year.

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JFC.  How do you lose as quickly as Guyton did there?  He hit no one.

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I'll say it..... thank god we have Trey Lance on our roster instead of Bucky Irving.  I mean, we couldn't use that guy at all.

 

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Damone Clark was in the hole unblocked on 3rd and inches and let the back basically just slide off him for a yard and half.  Probably why he lost all of his playing time and won't be on the roster next year.

55 just made Tampa his bitch and rubbed his bits in his face 

Anyone else hope they convert 0 3rd downs so they have to kick FG’s all game? Aubrey is a machine. He makes it look effortless.

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CeeDee started slow but man the guy is a baller.  Frankly, we probably need to IR him for his own good...... I know he'll probably want to get out there again, but he does us no good if he hurts his shoulder to the point he'll always have a gimpy wing.  We see you, CeeDee, now it's time to retreat and fight another day.

 

What statement Collinsworth?  They are fucking eliminated from the playoffs.

I don’t get it. Parsons is just getting mauled pretty much every play. It’s the only reason Baker got that pass off.

How the fuck do you not recover that.  We are fucking stupid 

27 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

I don’t get it. Parsons is just getting mauled pretty much every play. It’s the only reason Baker got that pass off.

I'm sure Watt and a few others get held like crazy but Parsons has to be very high up there but it's rarely called.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How the fuck do you not recover that.  We are fucking stupid 

it's like someone has never done the fumble drill before.

That’s a Dallas season in a nut shell type of play 

Was waiting for an automatic first down penalty flag

QB controversy.  There, I said it.

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I will say, the OL (and yes a good chunk is opponent) has really started to gel.  Everyone has really just got in the groove.  They're still not elite or anything but they're a 2 or 3 levels better than where they were in October.  Experience pays off and really great to see.  Guyton still has a ways to go.

Aubrey.....  Cowboys MVP!  I think Lamb may be out the rest of the game..... maybe Tolbert too!

Trade Dak for picks. Develop rush. Protect Aubrey at all costs 

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

I will say, the OL (and yes a good chunk is opponent) has really started to gel.  Everyone has really just got in the groove.  They're still not elite or anything but they're a 2 or 3 levels better than where they were in October.  Experience pays off and really great to see.  Guyton still has a ways to go.

Aubrey.....  Cowboys MVP!  I think Lamb may be out the rest of the game..... maybe Tolbert too!

Looked like on that deep ball he broke his finger or something 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Trade Dak for picks. Develop rush. Protect Aubrey at all costs 

Looked like on that deep ball he broke his finger or something 

You do know who the GM is, right?

I must say I am very impressed with the effort from these guys, and not just tonight, but all season.

They play their fucking asses off, even though there is nothing to play for now.

Hats off to Coach McCarthy and his staff for that.

Been a tough year for injuries.

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

QB controversy.  There, I said it.

this games isn't over but will be funny if he beats Philly and Wash to end the season.

Dallas waits til they’re  eliminated. To start playing well 

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must be nice knowing that if you get to the other team's 40 you have about a 90% shot of getting points.

he's missed more XP's than he has 50+

QB controversy.  There, I said it.

I can’t believe it but Rush has actually turned into an extremely good backup NFL qb.
8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Dallas waits til they’re  eliminated. To start playing well 

Kind of like how Tom Herman waited until we had lost to Iowa State and were out of Big 12 title contention to unleash the Bijan + Rojo combo.

Been in and out on the game tonight. Is Lamb out the rest of the game? Asking as a fantasy owner in the playoffs. 

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Their run defense is legit AF 

Feels like Bowles is ensuring they stop the run but by doing so, he's opening them up on the 2nd level...... Tampa's secondary is just okay statistically.  

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Been in and out on the game tonight. Is Lamb out the rest of the game? Asking as a fantasy owner in the playoffs. 

I'm going to guess so..... He hasn't played this half and his shoulder is really hurting.  

our DL needs to complain about holding by throwing their arms around.  we should get one.

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