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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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And we gonna keep winning cuz we got folks fighting for a job. 
 

it’s about them not the team. 
 

“ Imma get mine” they say 

 

 

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Fuck all of that shit.

I want to beat the Eagles and the WTFT.

Just draft well where you end up.

54 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

This hurts on many, many levels.

5 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

HA HA FUCK YOU BAKER

 

6 hours ago, 'stache said:

Mayfield is a bitch.

 

6 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Baker

mayfield

fucking

sucks

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7 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck all of that shit.

I want to beat the Eagles and the WTFT.

Just draft well where you end up.

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3 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Rush > the overpaid fuck

This, we should cut Dak next year, after we draft Ewers,  like the falcons did with Cousins

19 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

This, we should cut Dak next year, after we draft Ewers,  like the falcons did with Cousins

It is the season for wishing …

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Fat Mike must be thrilled, gets to look better to end the season, but gets to avoid completely shitting the bed in the playoffs again. Fuck him and fuck Jerry.

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Lot of REALLY bad takes in here after this one.

They fucked up winning so many games.

Mike is coming back cause Jerry won't hire no one any better, and no one better than Mike will probably even accept the job.

The way the Defense and OL has played the last 6 weeks is what they should have had all year, if so they're witting here with 9 or so wins, even after a Dak injury.

This is why I think McCarthy is returning. As he should. He’s a good coach. This team’s biggest weakness is QB and skill guys. 

…and offensive and defensive line

The defense got better when Bland came back and Diggs went out.   The offense is playing better with Martin and Dak out.   I'm not sold on McCarthy being the right guy for the job but I don't trust Jerry to be able to hire anyone better

On 12/23/2024 at 12:09 AM, Rex Kramer said:

This is why I think McCarthy is returning. As he should. He’s a good coach. This team’s biggest weakness is QB and skill guys. 

Yeah, I'm sure next year he'll totally be prepared for a playoff game and learn how to adjust to receivers running wide open without resistance. He's totally figured that out now.

On 12/23/2024 at 5:37 PM, Drew said:

Lot of REALLY bad takes in here after this one.

They fucked up winning so many games.

Mike is coming back cause Jerry won't hire no one any better, and no one better than Mike will probably even accept the job.

The way the Defense and OL has played the last 6 weeks is what they should have had all year, if so they're witting here with 9 or so wins, even after a Dak injury.

the public school system failed you. 

9 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

No. It’s clear Martin and the insistence of using Zeke were the issues offensively. Yes, we need to add DTs, but we do every draft as well as OLs, and we need to add them with high-ish picks every year. 

When will some of you ever learn it doesn’t really matter who is coaching, only to varying degrees, when the owner is who he is?  Why don’t you call him Fat Mike some more? Are you not the idiot who didn’t understand the punt block rule from the Cincy game?

Jerry Jones had nothing to do with McCarthy getting outcoached by the 49ers or the Packers.  If anything, he put together a roster talented enough to win the conference both years.  

On 12/23/2024 at 5:37 PM, Drew said:

Lot of REALLY bad takes in here after this one.

They fucked up winning so many games.

Mike is coming back cause Jerry won't hire no one any better, and no one better than Mike will probably even accept the job.

The way the Defense and OL has played the last 6 weeks is what they should have had all year, if so they're witting here with 9 or so wins, even after a Dak injury.

Trying to decipher this post gave me dick cancer. I can only assume you were drunk or having a stroke when you typed it out.

4 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

No he didn’t. He’s signed Dak to two ridiculous contracts, hasn’t invested whatsoever in DL, and is always undermining his coach. I don’t put the Green Bay game on McCarthy’s highlight reel, but that game is just as much if not more on Jones. 

That game is on the "leader" of the team playing like shit, throwing multiple picks, and having his patented 1000 yard stare on the sideline as he talks to nobody.

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7 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Have I made the impression that I’m a Dak fan?  Who made him the highest paid player?  McCarthy?

Just agreeing, it's not really on McCarthy when the guy who is supposed to be your leader has the same mental makeup as the guy who watches the German soldier just kill his own dude in Saving Private Ryan.

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Marry Christmas yall

At least we ain’t Texans fans. 
 

no rings havin ass and getting no lubed on Christmas 

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Some of us were talking about this during last game.  It's the right call for a team not going to the playoffs.  Get him healthy for OTAs.  Guy went out on his shield and really balled the last half of the season with a gimpy wing proving his value.  Let him rest up but still a fantastic season. 

 

 

Fuck Jerry Jones!

Marry Christmas yall
At least we ain’t Texans fans. 
 
no rings havin ass and getting no lubed on Christmas 

What a low bar.

“At least we aren’t Aggies”

Shutting down CeeDee probably should have happened a couple of games ago, at least. They risked messing him up further with virtually no chance to do anything meaningful. 

Time to line up with the shitass receivers they have and see which ones are the least shitty and maybe worth keeping. They don't really need to mess much with Cooks, either, he gone.

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43 minutes ago, DougO said:

Shutting down CeeDee probably should have happened a couple of games ago, at least.

we were still playoff eligible.  get this team in the dance and we could’ve made a run. 

16 hours ago, futureman said:

we were still playoff eligible.  get this team in the dance and we could’ve made a run. 

If only Mike White were ready to go...

prove that mike white wouldn’t have this team in the playoffs.

you can’t. 

less than 3 hours until another win in the run to next year's SuperBowl!

Sweet uniform game today with the Eagles wearing their old green jerseys and helmets. I wish this was what they wore all the time. Classic.

Do we get the playing better showing improvement Cowboys today, or the go to Philly and a lay a turd Cowboys today?

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Just now, AbeFroman said:

Do we get the playing better showing improvement Cowboys today, or the go to Philly and a lay a turd Cowboys today?

I'm gonna say whoever runs the ball better probably wins..... Philly's OL is better than ours, but we've been playing better of late.  Maybe they come out flat with Hurts being hurt.  

 

Fuck everything Philly. From their shit town to their shit fans.   But the throwback greens are nice 

Do we get the playing better showing improvement Cowboys today, or the go to Philly and a lay a turd Cowboys today?

Does it matter?
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When the defenses get a bit more stout, the offense tends to take on a bit more water.  I will say, our top 3 WRs they want to play are sad..... Cooks, Turpin and Brooks.  3, 5, 4.

SMH.

that wasn't Elliot's fault but any handoff to him is a wasted play.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

that wasn't Elliot's fault but any handoff to him is a wasted play.

It wasn't necessarily his fault, but bringing him in upsets the flow of the offense.  And 90% of the time he's in he's getting the ball, so not hard to disect. 

There is just no reason he should still be on this football team.  

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