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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Just now, AbeFroman said:

It wasn't necessarily his fault, but bringing him in upsets the flow of the offense.  And 90% of the time he's in he's getting the ball, so not hard to disect. 

There is just no reason he should still be on this football team.  

It is obvious Jerry made some commitment to try to increase his lifetime TD totals. 

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Just now, dcar00 said:

It is obvious Jerry made some commitment to try to increase his lifetime TD totals. 

Or Jerrah is a idiot GM.

Welp Rush is hot.  2 touchdown throws before the Philly offense hits the field

Pickett is ass 

stop the run and they in for a long day

 

LFG. we don’t tank 

Fuck those fans. A stadium implosion would be cool

cant tell if that was on Rush or Mingo...ball was outside and Mingo is looking inside.

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Wtf was that?  You just killed the drive.

3rd and 1.

McCarthy - "perfect play, 30 yard go route from Rush to Mingo"

Wow Philly without hurts is worse than Dallas without Dak lol

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That's some of the worst technique I've ever seen.  To call it technique is embarrassing to the word.  Booth sucks shit.

Game turned on that 3rd and 1.  McCarthy fucked everything up.

Why does Greg Olsen scream 100% of the time he's talking?

8 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Game turned on that 3rd and 1.  McCarthy fucked everything up.

he's an idiot. the way you win this game is to control the clock, keep it close, hope pickett fucks up, and win it with a FG at the end.  trusting cooper rush and mingo is the opposite of doing that on 3rd and 1.

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Why does Greg Olsen scream 100% of the time he's talking?

It has something to do with his hair plugs.

Every time I bother to watch them, they look completely inept. Turned it on at 7-7 when Fox was running down the play and TOP discrepancy and had to look up how it was even tied. Classic cowboys. Then have watched them give up 3rd downs and 10 points while having one offensive play- a lost fumble. 
 

I don’t understand how this group won 7 games.  Or why. 

And siriani is hilariously goombah. Italian flag on the visor?  It’s great when a coach happens to perfectly encapsulate the city. 
 

nice throw coop

I’m out.  Cowboys can’t throw deep.

what’s with the bombs to no mans land. 
 

just need to get to the 50 and let Aubrey work 

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Oh Cooper....... Finally playing a team with a pulse and a defense and we're getting a stark reminder of just how he is.

That’s 2 ridiculous decisions on 3rd down, and the bonehead pick 6.

In full turd laying mode.  Big fat plump smelly turd.

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And Booth showing why he belongs on the street..... that's so fucking bad.  Only thing you don't let happen with under a minute is let the guy get behind you.

 

he is short. his knee went down before the second surge.

Pussyball, Cowboy Style. Jerra's LoserDome.

The reason he won't hire another coach is that he's the cheapest bastard on the planet. He doesn't care about winning at all. McCarthy comes cheap. Jones won't pay for a premium coaching staff. The whole family is infested with this hillbilly gene.

Them still going to Cowboy games is like a family ritual - Gathering in the trailer's living room on Saturday Night drinking moonshine and waiting to see which toothless loser the daughter brings home to spend the night with.

2025. Setting my resolution.  I won’t watch a single Cowboy game 

They better hope that Barkley doesn’t blow out a knee going for a dumb record. 
 

Also big time holding on that pass.

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

2025. Setting my resolution.  I won’t watch a single Cowboy game 

It’s our year tho. 

lol. 
 

I might join you. 

the mccarthy era ends with a thud.

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

It’s our year tho. 

Saw this guy driving around Austin a while back.

I laughed.

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2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

the mccarthy era ends with a thud.

These assholes have another game to play 

If that brown td push off isn’t usually called, it should be.  Straight arms extended push removes the defender from the play. I bet he catches it without the push anyway. 
 

the free 5 yards from the refs on the parsons flinch is silly refereeing too. Guess they want to get their Dallas hate reffing in, even in a blowout. 

Cowboys are looking great today. Really happy with how the defense is playing especially after they gave up a perfect dime TD pass from a third string QB who only won 6 games in 2 seasons at Stanford. Outstanding! Keep up the great work, Jerry. I liked those 3 Super Bowls! I liked them very much!

If Dallas would go with traditional grey pants this would be a perfect uniform game. Philly should do this permanently.

On 12/24/2024 at 3:36 PM, Rex Kramer said:

No. It’s clear Martin and the insistence of using Zeke were the issues offensively. Yes, we need to add DTs, but we do every draft as well as OLs, and we need to add them with high-ish picks every year. 

When will some of you ever learn it doesn’t really matter who is coaching, only to varying degrees, when the owner is who he is?  Why don’t you call him Fat Mike some more? Are you not the idiot who didn’t understand the punt block rule from the Cincy game?

The fact that Jerry is such a piece of shit means only dumbasses with no other options will ever work for him, so yeah, it's ultimately his fault. And yeah I'll keep calling him fat because he's a big fat fucking fatass piece of fat useless garbage on the sideline.

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2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Cowboys are looking great today. Really happy with how the defense is playing especially after they gave up a perfect dime TD pass from a third string QB who only won 6 games in 2 seasons at Stanford. Outstanding! Keep up the great work, Jerry. I liked those 3 Super Bowls! I liked them very much!

so it was you on that call show in to JJ? 

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