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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Need Indy to finish off their comeback against the Giants and Miami to win today to help the Cowboys get a better draft spot. Gotta have something to root for today.

Niners win could possibly help, too. 

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Booth again..... He's fucking terrible.  Facing guys like Drew Lock/Devito and Bryce Young, you get away with shitty secondary play..... not against good playoff teams and they're getting ripped by backup QB play.  Pathetic.

Returned from yard work and see its 41-7 now.  Cool

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Returned from yard work and see its 41-7 now.  Cool

So, this is your fault then. Great work.

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Why is fucking Cooper Rush still in.  Fucking McCarthy, this isn't the time to be keeping Rush in there.  These are the type of decisions he gets criticized for.

18 minutes ago, 'stache said:

If Dallas would go with traditional grey pants this would be a perfect uniform game. Philly should do this permanently.

Definitely prefer these to their darker greens. But also prefer old broncos, patriots, buccaneers, Seahawks as well.  

I'm not at all paying attention to this game, but did the Eagles really give their superstar injury-prone running back 31 carries in a pretty meaningless week 17 blowout? That's some real big brain shit.

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1 minute ago, tokamak said:

I'm not at all paying attention to this game, but did the Eagles really give their superstar injury-prone running back 31 carries in a pretty meaningless week 17 blowout? That's some real big brain shit.

History, brah.  2k club.

I'm not at all paying attention to this game, but did the Eagles really give their superstar injury-prone running back 31 carries in a pretty meaningless week 17 blowout? That's some real big brain shit.

He only took hits on about half of those runs
1 minute ago, tokamak said:

I'm not at all paying attention to this game, but did the Eagles really give their superstar injury-prone running back 31 carries in a pretty meaningless week 17 blowout? That's some real big brain shit.

Going for the rushing record.  If they really want it, they should have him in on their next drive while the yards are easy.   And to get 200 vs Dallas. 
 

lol they just let him attempt that kick, no rush. 

30 years since the last NFC champ game.  worst GM in the history of the league

Fucking pussies, if you wanna fight, start with your owners box, idiots.

As a Dallas native, I would say this is horrible but I stopped giving a flying fuck 5+ years ago.

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

Jerry has to call Coach Prime, right?

Fuckin’ A … along with a promise to draft both of his kids!

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

Jerry has to call Coach Prime, right?

He’s have to give up the world for shadeur.  But I’m willing to wish for it if you are. The crazier circus the better. 

Prime would be all of the headlines and Jerry will never, ever, ever hire anyone who might take any attention away from him, so that's a big fat fucking no.

Good job by the Cowboys winning meaningless games and dropping further down in the draft.

52 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s have to give up the world for shadeur.  But I’m willing to wish for it if you are. The crazier circus the better. 

The Giants are dumb. They'd do something dumb. 

And Sanders could just say no to the Giants

44 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Prime would be all of the headlines and Jerry will never, ever, ever hire anyone who might take any attention away from him, so that's a big fat fucking no.

Jerry likes money and winning.

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2 hours ago, Slacks said:

Jerry has to call Coach Prime, right?

To console him for getting his ass kicked in the bowl game?  What else would we he be calling him for?  We're not going to be in a position to draft Travis Hunter.....

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Prime would be all of the headlines and Jerry will never, ever, ever hire anyone who might take any attention away from him, so that's a big fat fucking no.

And that he'd most likely be a poor professional coach?  Why don't folks let him see how he does without his kid and Hunter at the college level for a few years...... I'll hope he does great, but he needs a few skins on the wall first.  

2 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Fuckin’ A … along with a promise to draft both of his kids!

shilo will go undrafted.  in 2025 jerry will shrewdly trade a fourth-round pick to pluck him off someone’s practice squad. 
 

2 hours ago, Slacks said:

Jerry likes money and winning.

not if he isn’t the focal point of everything.  he absolutely would not take a super bowl win and an extra billion if it meant he had to refrain from doing interviews and the coach and a real GM were getting all the credit.  zero chance he would ever agree to that. 

Even the shitass Giants played balls out today to keep from having to draft Deion's kid. 

Well Barkley only needs 100 yards against the G-Womyn who already fucked their draft standing up but the Min/Det winner will have the #1 seed locked up provided Det wins tomorrow night.

If I were Barkley I would just say I'm sitting out because I care more about the postseason than the record plus.... YPC

Well, he would have done it during a 17 game season. Not course, Dickerson did it just 6 years after the NFL went to 16 games. I just don’t want an Eagle to have a record. Fuck Philly!

Just now, Hate said:

Well, he would have done it during a 17 game season. Not course, Dickerson did it just 6 years after the NFL went to 16 games. I just don’t want an Eagle to have a record. Fuck Philly!

I care less about games vs YPC...

Jerry likes money and winning.

Winning? You sure about that Clark?
2 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

And that he'd most likely be a poor professional coach?  Why don't folks let him see how he does without his kid and Hunter at the college level for a few years...... I'll hope he does great, but he needs a few skins on the wall first.  

The fact that Deion would be a terrible professional coach does not in any way preclude Jerry from hiring him. You know that.

Put me down on the record as being in favor of Deion, because I'm dead inside. The only feeling I have left regarding the Cowboys is morbid curiosity at how ridiculous the circus can get.

18 hours ago, Slacks said:

The Giants are dumb. They'd do something dumb. 

And Sanders could just say no to the Giants

Jerry likes money and winning.

He wants to win but only if he can take all the credit, otherwise he wouldn’t have fired Jimmy Johnson and would have hired a real GM a long time ago. Deion would take way too much attention and if they win he'd get the credit not Jerry.

6 hours ago, 'stache said:

otherwise he wouldn’t have fired Jimmy

he never fired jimmy.  they were both sick of each other and agree to part ways. 

15 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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In the right artist's hands this could be turned into a masterpiece on the level of Cezanne

I would like to present this philly fan with a key to the city of dallas. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I would like to present this philly fan with a key to the city of dallas. 

Just got his ass handed to him. 

On 12/29/2024 at 3:52 PM, Pam Cummings said:

We're keeping Mike

My true hope is that Jerry decides to stick with Mike, who stalls and then rejects Jerry to take another gig like Vegas or saints, but after all the other prospects are gone.  

On 12/30/2024 at 10:11 AM, 'stache said:

He wants to win but only if he can take all the credit, otherwise he wouldn’t have fired Jimmy Johnson and would have hired a real GM a long time ago. Deion would take way too much attention and if they win he'd get the credit not Jerry.

Read Jimmy’s books. Jerry didn’t fire Jimmy.  Jimmy was dreading coming back and having to out asshole the asshole that got them a second ring.  He and Jerry had moved past the drunken outbursts; Jimmy was getting offers in Jax of equity, which he wanted from Jerry.  Jerry had a big contract done waiting on Jimmy to sign.  He really just wanted to go fishing. 

 

 

Oh Jerry. Oh Jerry that's not it.

 

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I’m sure there will be a bidding war for his services. 

Zeke, free to honk a boob.  Just in time for New Years Eve.

That is weirdest oddest deal.  He has been dead weight all year, just a bag of dirt on the roster.  And you keep him and you keep him for what reason who knows.  Then let him go with a game left??

His agent must have pictures of Jerry fucking a horse or something.

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

His agent must have pictures of Jerry fucking a horse or something.

Nah, just a few million Cowboy fans.

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

And you keep him and you keep him for what reason who knows.  Then let him go with a game left??

the reason for releasing him now was given in the tweet, and in jerry’s official statement. 

Official team statement said to give him a chance to get picked up by a playoff team? Lol wut? Got no hate for Zeke, had his time here, but it’s over dude, hope he managed his money ok.

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5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Official team statement said to give him a chance to get picked up by a playoff team? Lol wut? Got no hate for Zeke, had his time here, but it’s over dude, hope he managed his money ok.

zeke is a multi-year all-pro with gas in the tank.  statements like this show why nobody would hire you to be a GM. 

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