Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

Featured Replies

dowdle should get more carries...till he gets hurt of course.

  • Replies 8.2k
  • Views 438.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

Posted Images

I think someone on dallas jumped...but fuck it.

Did Elliott lose weight or something?  Seems to have some of the college quicks back.

Holy fuck did zeke get shifiter in the year he was gone?

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Who's calling the plays for Dallas this season? I been outta da loop.

Jason Garrett.

All retro Cowboys for the win.

Just now, TOR said:

Did Elliott lose weight or something?  Seems to have some of the college quicks back.

 

he looks good 

Just now, TOR said:

Did Elliott lose weight or something?  Seems to have some of the college quicks back.

Yeah he looks like he dropped 15 lbs. it’s like 2016 all over again lol

Lets see some run old school run/pass option with a QB keeper like the old days.

TOUCHDOWN!!!

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!

Impressed with both sides of the ball so far today for Dallas.

 

Special teams ... not so much.

OMG too easy.

 

Maybe this OL can road grade like before...still suspect at Pass Pro with the young guys and martin aging.  But hell that's a good drive.

Just now, TOR said:

TOUCHDOWN!!!

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!

winner award GIF

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Lets see some run old school run/pass option with a QB keeper like the old days.

 

lul them to sleep 😴 

 

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Did Elliott lose weight or something?  Seems to have some of the college quicks back.

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Holy fuck did zeke get shifiter in the year he was gone?

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Yeah he looks like he dropped 15 lbs. it’s like 2016 all over again lol

 

30 minutes ago, gents.

31 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Elliott doesn't look quite as slow as he did for us two years ago.

Btw, that opening carry of the game was the first time I've seen Zeke hurdle someone since 2018.

Just now, Drew said:

OMG too easy.

 

Maybe this OL can road grade like before...still suspect at Pass Pro with the young guys and martin aging.  But hell that's a good drive.

Myles is kind of an outlier, though.  Doesn't seem like anyone else is getting pressure.

Nice drive. I'm liking Zeke as part of a committee.

Zeke looks closer to his old self. He lost some weight and now has some burst and some moves.

Damn, one hop.  

Micah is terrifying sometimes.

just missed Watson again...a less athletic QB is still gonna get creamed by this defense.

swarming defense...

 

But of course a fucking flag.

 

Ope, holding on them...nice.

Edited by Drew

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

3 and out 

please 

damn damn 

Done.

Here comes Vic's favorite play.

So far, Cowboys look much better than I expected.

I

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Done.

Here comes Vic's favorite play.

if it's the fucking playaction roll out to the TE i'll scream.

Most likely a first down run.

Just now, Drew said:

I

if it's the fucking playaction roll out to the TE i'll scream.

Most likely a first down run.

Meant the punt return, but I feel you.  

Play action roll out to the TE works 100% of the time 60% of the time.

Better off dropping that.  

Damn that is long, even for Aubrey.

HOLY SHIT, good from 60+!

Edited by TOR

12 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Really like Brady in booth. 

Honestly, same. He lets the game breathe and adds something when necessary

WEll points is better than no points.

 

Cowboys can only score TD's from 65 yard out only 

Dude casually walks up up like he’s in the back yard fucking around and destroys the ball 

Circling back to the CeeDee and Dak contracts, here's this excerpt from Bad Santa. Imagine Bernie Mac is any Cowboys star athlete, and the other two are the Joneses.

 

1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

Honestly, same. He lets the game breathe and adds something when necessary

I am enjoying the witty banter and insightful breakdown of plays.

So...will the cowboys shut them down...or do the typical "give up an easy score before half time" as they're known for?

It is early, and I do not want to jinx anything, but damn.  This defense might be for real.

Honestly, same. He lets the game breathe and adds something when necessary
Yep. The opposite of Romo.
Just now, TOR said:

It is early, and I do not want to jinx anything, but damn.  This defense might be for real.

we are cowboy fans …..

17 - 0 baby !!!!!!!!

Just now, TOR said:

It is early, and I do not want to jinx anything, but damn.  This defense might be for real.

Deshaun Watson hasn’t been good in 5 years. 

holy shit!  Finally a turnover...that was a sneaky good blitz to leave Micah all alone.

 

What a great play.

 

Now a chance to add points

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.