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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Why not just release everybody then? Give everyone a chance to go to the playoffs.

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Nobody worth a damn is picking that guy up.  That's a joke.  They would have to have a meeting where they decide their team needs to get slower.

1 minute ago, SameSame said:

Nobody worth a damn is picking that guy up.  That's a joke.  They would have to have a meeting where they decide their team needs to get slower.

It's bullshit corporate speak that wasn't needed.  

26 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Lions prolly scoop him up.

I highly doubt zeke would be more competent on a football field than any running back on their roster. 

On 12/30/2024 at 1:55 AM, kingkoopa6 said:

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13 hours ago, futureman said:

I highly doubt zeke would be more competent on a football field than any running back on their roster. 

On ANY NFL roster 

16 hours ago, SameSame said:

Nobody worth a damn is picking that guy up.  That's a joke.  They would have to have a meeting where they decide their team needs to get slower.

Didn't Detroit just lose a RB for the rest of year?

3 minutes ago, AUinHsv said:

Didn't Detroit just lose a RB for the rest of year?

Yes.  Montgomery is out for the year. 

However, saying Zeke has some gas left in the tank is misleading, as the tank is no longer connected to the machine.  That said, Detroit OL is good and the OC is competent, so Zeke could be "ok" on occasion. 

If you want 2 yards per carry, he’s your man.

3 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

Yes.  Montgomery is out for the year. 

However, saying Zeke has some gas left in the tank is misleading, as the tank is no longer connected to the machine.  That said, Detroit OL is good and the OC is competent, so Zeke could be "ok" on occasion. 

I am not saying they should but from a salary viewpoint it seems easy. I think they would be on the hook for one game of a veteran minimum salary which is less than 100K. cheap

On 1/1/2025 at 1:48 PM, AUinHsv said:

I am not saying they should but from a salary viewpoint it seems easy. I think they would be on the hook for one game of a veteran minimum salary which is less than 100K. cheap

If you get a door handle for 50 cents, but it doesn't work, what's the point?

Probably the real reason for this decision. The Joneses are that grimy

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Although those within the organization might claim that this decision was made to evaluate Lance in the final game, the more realistic reason is that the Cowboys do not want to pay Rush a snap count incentive outlined in his contract.

This incentive states that Rush will receive an additional $500,000 if he plays in 55% of the Cowboys’ snaps this season, with the backup quarterback currently sitting at 52.5% this year, according to Jonathan Jones of NFL on CBS.

Dallas has averaged roughly 68 offensive snaps per game this season and could likely reach this number against Washington if the game gets out of hand, which would be beneficial for Rush if the team opted to start him over Lance, per Nick Harris of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

Participating in every snap in this game, assuming the team reaches exactly 68 snaps, would result in Ruhs playing in 55.1% of the Cowboys’ snaps this season and reaching the minimum number for his incentive.

 

There is already too much $$$ spent on Dallas Cowboy QBs.  You think a quarter billion dollars grows on trees?!  

Pretty shitty of Jerrah not to give Rush his due.

You traded a 4th for the guy. If you're not going to give him a start when Dak is hurt, you're out of playoff contention, and it's the last game of the year, then when will you ever give the guy a chance? 

 They can paint them however they want.  I have no problem with this.

3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Wash by 20?

Cowboys win because it doesn’t matter.

53 minutes ago, DigDug said:

You traded a 4th for the guy. If you're not going to give him a start when Dak is hurt, you're out of playoff contention, and it's the last game of the year, then when will you ever give the guy a chance? 

 They can paint them however they want.  I have no problem with this.

He should have been playing every snap the second they were eliminated from playoff contention.  Not that anybody thought he was great or anything, but he needs to play.

Aubrey can probably kick better than Auburn with his left foot

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Those are great pics actually, but also another reminder how long it has been.

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22 minutes ago, SameSame said:

He should have been playing every snap the second they were eliminated from playoff contention.  Not that anybody thought he was great or anything, but he needs to play.

I agree because if he played well enough, he possibly could have been signed to a contract which would have fetched Dallas a compensatory pick.  But now it's interesting..... both Cooper and Trey are UFA's.  Cooper has played well enough to possibly be one of the highest. paid backup QBs.  I don't think Dallas wants to allocate that amount of money to Cooper.  We could end up in a situation where Trey is brought back as the backup and Cooper is signed elsewhere to be a backup for a rookie QB or injury riddled QB.  Not the probable course of action, but a possible one.

6 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Those are great pics actually, but also another reminder how long it has been.

 

came in under laundry, and earned three rings with the new regimen 

always one of my fave players 

31 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Aubrey can probably kick better than Auburn with his left foot

"Bet you can't hit the ugly cheerleader..."

How could it possibly get worse?!?!

And then,

Good decision there to just spike the TD pass instead of taking an insurmountable lead that would fuck up their draft spot.

It it just me, or would you call a TO there and make him kneel it again so close to the EZ?\

Sorry, prefacing this as a team that actually wants to win a game.

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LOL!!!!  The disrespect we're showing Washington, who needs this game.  We're rolling out Deuce Vaughn in front of them and saying..... this is what we think of you!!!!

Lance hasn't looked terrible.  The 4th down GL play was terrible but beyond that, yea he's had some misses but he's really not disgusting or anything.  He seems to throw to guys in places better than on the move, but that's pretty normal.  We gotta hope the Commanders get their asses in gear and wins this in the 4th.

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1 hour ago, SameSame said:

Jayden Daniels..kind of sucks

You ain’t kidding. 
 

smacked right into that rookie wall.  

Pickin' on Pride. Who?

Mariota should starts.

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