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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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He didn’t control it all the way to the ground. 

That lady was too busy screaming like she saw a mouse and trying to get out of the way to make a proper call in the corner.

1 minute ago, JGrayDBU said:

K with 40 fgs in a year?  has to be close to NFL record?

David Akers SF 44 2011

I have a great premise for a show on FOX: a Cowboys fan who loses his memory of this entire fucking season.

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

I have a great premise for a show on FOX: a Cowboys fan who loses his memory of this entire fucking season.

Titled "The Fan Who Saw Too Much"

or "F*ck Jerry"

or "Breaking Worse"

or "Sad Men"

Watching the no-name Cowboys. Thinking about their hopeless roster salary management, I am reminded how @'stache dubbed my statement that there are 17 QB's I'd rather have than Dak "the stupidest thing he'd read on Surly."

I am curious if you still stand by that statement, due to how Prescott's insane salary has crippled the team? I'd still rather take those other Qb's who are clearly better, equal to, or slightly worse than Dak, but don't come with his bloated salary.

Mike White now leading the Bills into the playoffs. 

24 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

I have a great premise for a show on FOX: a Cowboys fan who loses his memory of this entire fucking season.

Or the big reveal is wife wakes up and hears shower running opens door to find cowboys fan like previous season never happened. 

Good thing they punted on 4th and half a yard in a meaningless season. 

Lol. Marriota is better than dak

I really need to stop betting on games. 

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Mariota, baby!!!!  And to boot, Bland got destroyed by McLaurin (who Diggs owns BTW) along the way thereby moving his market down a little and showing folks that Bland is a #2 or #3, not a #1.

 

22 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Watching the no-name Cowboys. Thinking about their hopeless roster salary management, I am reminded how @'stache dubbed my statement that there are 17 QB's I'd rather have than Dak "the stupidest thing he'd read on Surly."

I am curious if you still stand by that statement, due to how Prescott's insane salary has crippled the team? I'd still rather take those other Qb's who are clearly better, equal to, or slightly worse than Dak, but don't come with his bloated salary.

And Daks bloated salary doesn't even start until next season. 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Better pick now. Good loss. 

where does that put us?

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Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Better pick now. Good loss. 

Very much agreed.  They showed some heart, some guys got good experience, Parsons got his 2 sacks and not any huge injuries..... This was a good loss.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Ewers would have missed that throw by 5 yards. 

Not if it was 4th and 13.

That kickoff return was the special teams equivalent of the Zeke at center end of play game.

Nice job pretending to care about winning but not. 

Gonna save about 5 spots in the draft.

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2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

where does that put us?

I think we have to root for the Colts and Atlanta......

 

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Not if it was 4th and 13.

Not if it was 4th and 11 though

Just now, speed817 said:

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Lol what? Why would this game have any positive impact on next season? Losing was the only way to improve our draft stock. 

I never actually root for the Cowboys to lose, but the eventual outcome was certainly in the best interest of the team. 

Dan Quinn can suck it anyway. His team played like little bitches. Mariota should starts.

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4 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

And Daks bloated salary doesn't even start until next season. 

If I am Thumb, I walk away from the Dak situation and get a paycheck elsewhere. 

3 minutes ago, DougO said:

Nice job pretending to care about winning but not. 

Gonna save about 5 spots in the draft.

 

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