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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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I don't get the "Sark to the NFL" story line for any team.

Get Up is a show where they throw a lot of shit at the wall.

Just now, Iceman said:

I don't get the "Sark to the NFL" story line for any team.

They get enamored with dudes that can create offense. Remember, this is the same league that gave Kingsbury a HC gig. 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

jerrah going to jerrah 

Yea and he can fuck way off

11 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I don't get the "Sark to the NFL" story line for any team.

 

only possible angle, nil and portal is a complete beating 

21 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

They get enamored with dudes that can create offense. Remember, this is the same league that gave Kingsbury a HC gig. 

Yea and he can fuck way off

Kingsbury can coach the fuck outta the QB.  It's just that Sark is in a destination job.  Every advantage.  On the precipice of a championship.  To Putt's point, it would just have to be an absolute disdain for the business( recruiting) of college football.

and that stellar alternative is working for Jerry Jones?  LOLz.  No way.

Edited by Iceman

4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Kingsbury can coach the fuck outta the QB.  It's just that Sark is in a destination job.  Every advantage.  On the precipice of a championship.  To Putt's point, it would just have to be an absolute disdain for the business( recruiting) of college football.

and that stellar alternative is working for Jerry Jones?  LOLz.  No way.

 

kingsbury would cruuuuuush it at UT

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

only possible angle, nil and portal is a complete beating 

The things he’s good at. His gameday decisions leave a lot to be desired, which is the job in the NFL. 

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The things he’s good at. His gameday decisions leave a lot to be desired, which is the job in the NFL. 

 

he wouldn't  be the oc / play caller in the nfl 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he wouldn't  be the oc / play caller in the nfl 

Which is probably another reason he wouldn’t want to do it. Thats his thing 

40 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Get Up is a show where they throw a lot of shit at the wall.

It being an ESPN talk show should have been a tell.

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

kingsbury would cruuuuuush it at UT

He’d crush tons of coed pussy… I don’t see him succeeding as HC at collegiate level given that he allegedly loathes recruiting

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he wouldn't  be the oc / play caller in the nfl 

Why not? Tons of other NFL HCs do.

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9 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

He’d crush tons of coed pussy… I don’t see him succeeding as HC at collegiate level given that he allegedly loathes recruiting

Why not? Tons of other NFL HCs do.

 

his qb coaching skills are second to none 

and yes, he'd be drowning in hot coed poon, hot milfs, and rich cougars 

 

Kingleberry is a dingleberry that couldn't coach his way out of a paper bag. He got lucky to be in the qb room when Johnny Football was making shit up on the fly. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

only possible angle, nil and portal is a complete beating 

This. I can see any NFL job being preferable to even the best CFB jobs with the shitshow that is currently college football’s permanent free agency. 

42 minutes ago, DougO said:

Kingleberry is a dingleberry that couldn't coach his way out of a paper bag. He got lucky to be in the qb room when Mike Evans was busy bailing Johnny Football out when he was making shit up on the fly. 

There you go.

Fuck that shit. Jerry's just trying to steal UT's limelight because his loser Cowboys didn't make the playoffs. Sark isn't dumb enough to leave Texas for that shit show in Dallas.

Hire Deion, Jerry.

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

jerrah going to jerrah 

1 hour ago, General Colt said:

Fuck that shit. Jerry's just trying to steal UT's limelight

jerry’s not saying it.  slapdick mike greenberg is saying it and greeny knows as much about texas football as I do about high school softball in the pacific northwest.  you guys are just bored and disillusioned by our 29th failed season in a row.  sark isn’t going to fucking dallas and it’s fucking ridiculous to even mention it.  something something my brother’s kids… nerve-racking sons of bitches. 

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

hmmm

 

If Sark were to take the Cowboy HC job, that would make him a dumbass and we'd be better off w/out him. 

5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If Sark were to take the Cowboy HC job, that would make him a dumbass and we'd be better off w/out him. 

This is true. 

Sark prefers to be somewhere where he can be in the playoffs.

I was today years old when I learned Charlie Waters' middle name.  Anyone else know it without using the googletron?

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Don’t care but what a beautiful uniform worn by a once proud franchise. 

On 1/9/2025 at 3:52 PM, Js1 said:

Which is probably another reason he wouldn’t want to do it. Thats his thing 

this.  he is never giving up play calling.  I love the people arguing for him to hire a playcaller.  that will never happen.

How is Philly covering these GB receivers? I thought it was illegal to have a defender anywhere in the vicinity during a playoff game. 

The line of retreads starts with Gruden?

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

please welcome the new head coach, Spaulding.

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That's your future Director of the Salary Cap. 

Cant wait to see what yes-man he has lined up to take McCarthy's place.

Blocked him from interviewing with Chicago then let him go.

 

Clown organization.

Bye bitch. I think the Chicago thing is that they were still negotiating, headline says couldn't agree on term. Jerry (hopefully) pushing for shorter, Mike wanting a long deal despite being a complete loser. He'll probably get a cushy deal from a loser franchise like Chicago. And yes, while I'm happy he's gone, I'm more than aware that Jerry's next hire will just be another washed up incompetent yes man, so I'm not sure why I even care at this point. They'll probably just promote Zimmer's ancient ass.

Wade Phillips is still alive I'm sure he'll charm Jerry's pants off again.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jeff or Jimbo? (Distinction w/o a difference)

Hopefully Jeff since every time he gets hired the franchise moves.

I know this doesn't really mean anything but Bovada has Deion at EVEN odds for the Cowboys job rn LOL (Joe Brady and Ben Johnson next closest fwiw)

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Kliff Kingsbury

FTS.

I hope it's a minority hire. It will likely be the same shit results, but at least they'd get a free draft pick out of the deal, even though that's a bunch of bullshit. 

I thought Vrabel could be decent, at least solid and not as embarrassing as the last few, but he gone.

Jerry either has a guy or Mike just wasn't willing to take a short term deal.


 

Edited by DougO

5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Kliff Kingsbury

Kliff is getting paid by the Cardinals through 2026 and has resurrected his career in DC. He’s not going to jump at the chance to coach a dumpster fire with Dak at QB.

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jeff or Jimbo? (Distinction w/o a difference)

Either way, I'm out if its one of these clowns. Non-negotiable.

2 minutes ago, royiv said:

Kliff is getting paid by the Cardinals through 2026 and has resurrected his career in DC. He’s not going to jump at the chance to coach a dumpster fire with Dak at QB.

Yep.  Whoever they hire is probably going to suck because no intelligent coach would come into this hamstrung, dumpster fire.

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