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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Can we not get Dan Quinn back. 
 

wtf 

No shit- should’ve fired McCarthy after the Green Bay debacle last year and let Quinn take over.

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On 1/17/2025 at 5:48 PM, DougO said:

If Kellen Moore is really 6-foot then I have a 14-inch pecker.

And he's a total fraud as a coach.

 

We don't need some fucking boy scout to try to motivate these lazy fucks. We need a kickass sonofabitch - and that ain't kellen m

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Fuck it - why not. My Son is 25 and mocks me constantly being a Cowboys fan. He’s NEVER seen them win a playoff game.

Hook’em!!!
No shit- should’ve fired McCarthy after the Green Bay debacle last year and let Quinn take over.

It was DQ’s defense that was a gaping vagina vs Green Bay last season. Totally embarrassing that they couldn’t get off the field, besides a TV time out.

Hook’em!!!
11 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


It was DQ’s defense that was a gaping vagina vs Green Bay last season. Totally embarrassing that they couldn’t get off the field, besides a TV time out.

Hook’em!!!

Dan knew he was out the door. Held his interviews didn’t care about the game. 
 

Dan said fuck Jerry. And prolly gave pack the d script just to stick it to Jerry 

Hook em !

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On 1/17/2025 at 11:48 AM, Brandywine said:

I read in the Dallas paper that because Jerry just spent over 200 million on a 32 year old QB that his focus should be on a QB whisper. Someone like Lincoln Riley or Kliff Kingsbury. 

Probably a bit overkill, but folks are chirping about this...... If they decide to extend Osa and Parsons then this will get pretty even, just the way the contracts match up now with Tank coming off the books and CeeDee and Dak going on it.  Stuff like this ebbs and flows generally.

 

45 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Can we not get Dan Quinn back. 
 

wtf 

No... we can't. 

13 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Dan knew he was out the door. Held his interviews didn’t care about the game. 
 

Dan said fuck Jerry. And prolly gave pack the d script just to stick it to Jerry 

Hook em !

If true, then says something about the man..... Fuck that.  Detroit's defense being injured to hell is helping the Commanders a ton.  And the fact that Detroit is getting Gared Joff tonight.  

Here's a reason why I don't think Deion and Jerrah could work together..... they have huge differences in approach.  Jerrahs' new cheapness is more Stephen driven but this isn't going away.  

 

Regardless of how it ended, looks like Quinn takes them to the NFC championship with a rookie QB. Good for him getting away from Skeletor.

Snyder goes away, they get better players, coaches and they do what the Cowboys haven't done for 30 years.

Choke on it Jerruh, you loser.

Fuck Dan Quinn. He can eat a dick. That’ll never change.

Look familiar? 

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Cemented as the 2 biggest loser, choker, worst franchises in the NFL for 29 years. 

20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Fuck Dan Quinn. He can eat a dick. That’ll never change.

Why? He was coaching for fucking losers in Dallas and his defenses led them to 12-5 3 straight years. 

He's a damn good coach. He was smart to get the hell away from the Joneses. 

Washington showing what getting rid of toxic ownership, and getting owners who hire football people and stay out of the way can do. 

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Look familiar? 

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Cemented as the 2 biggest loser, choker, worst franchises in the NFL for 29 years. 

Cowboys sit atop the NFC loser board now.

Detroit made it to the NFC championship last year.

Cowboys won't sniff it for another 5 years, minimum, if they're lucky.

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Why? He was coaching for fucking losers in Dallas and his defenses led them to 12-5 3 straight years. 

He's a damn good coach. He was smart to get the hell away from the Joneses. 

Washington showing what getting rid of toxic ownership, and getting owners who hire football people and stay out of the way can do. 

Because fuck him, that’s why, Green Bay was unforgivable.

There’s 15-16 nfc teams and all but 4 of them had been to the nfc championship game in the last 10 years?

and the grossman/manning years for Chicago and ny feel so much longer ago than 2011 and 2013. 

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Because fuck him, that’s why, Green Bay was unforgivable.

Because of 1 game? Where everyone on the team didn't show up and the 240 million $$$ QB shit his pants like Hudson Card? Nah, fuck that. 

Dan Quinn is a true G. Amazing job getting to the NFC title game with a rookie QB. 

Shout out to Biadasz and every former Cowboy on that squad. They finally got to a place where winning isn't prohibited by natural law

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There’s 15-16 nfc teams and all but 4 of them had been to the nfc championship game in the last 10 years?

and the grossman/manning years for Chicago and ny feel so much longer ago than 2011 and 2013. 

Grossman Chicago Super Bowl year was 2006/2007. The season Romo dropped the snap

But, wait, people on this thread told me Dan Quinn is a shitty coach and Dak isn't a piece of shit who chokes on a huge dick any time there is a game of any import.

29 years! Just GM'ing the hell out of this thing. 

Would DQ have won that game tonight (and last week too) with Dak at QB instead of Jayden Daniels?

This says it all.

Jerry the Businessman should fire Jerry the GM but he won’t. He only wants to win if he can claim 100% of the credit. Otherwise it’s just a publicity money making circus that no one fears and is a fucking joke. 

3 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Can we not get Dan Quinn back. 
 

wtf 

Looking forward to that douche blowing another 4 score lead in the Superbowl. 

48 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

Would DQ have won that game tonight (and last week too) with Dak at QB instead of Jayden Daniels?

Damn sure not with the D he had in Dallas.

Hey, great news: All of Detroit's hot assistant coaches are available now!

LOL

55 minutes ago, DougO said:

Looking forward to that douche blowing another 4 score lead in the Superbowl. 

Imagine being in a Super Bowl to have the chance to blow a 4 score lead 

On 1/17/2025 at 10:48 AM, Brandywine said:

I read in the Dallas paper that because Jerry just spent over 200 million on a 32 year old QB that his focus should be on a QB whisper. Someone like Lincoln Riley or Kliff Kingsbury. 

I think Riley's buyout is like $90MM or something.  he is not an option and people should stop mentioning him.

 

2 hours ago, D_Goose said:

Would DQ have won that game tonight (and last week too) with Dak at QB instead of Jayden Daniels?

no.

6 hours ago, DougO said:

Looking forward to that douche blowing another 4 score lead in the Superbowl. 

He was clearly looking ahead to his DC job in Dallas and said, screw Arthur Blank! 

11 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


It was DQ’s defense that was a gaping vagina vs Green Bay last season. Totally embarrassing that they couldn’t get off the field, besides a TV time out.

Hook’em!!!

Dam Prescott had under 90 fucking yards at half and 2 INTs. One was a pick 6.

 

the defense was bad. Dak was far far worse

10 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Prescott had under 90 fucking yards at half and 2 INTs. One was a pick 6.

it was absolutely ridiculous and unacceptable, in an elimination game.  it was sad and embarrassing.  and before even taking another snap he was rewarded with more annual money than anyone who ever played the sport. 

Dallas HAD to pay Prescott.  Finding a QB at his level is impossible.

9 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

This says it all.

Jerry the Businessman should fire Jerry the GM but he won’t. He only wants to win if he can claim 100% of the credit. Otherwise it’s just a publicity money making circus that no one fears and is a fucking joke. 

Yes but Jerry doesn't see he's the problem. It's just bad luck or injuries or bad coaching or lack of good free agent options or any number of things other than himself and his idiot cap managing son. 

Your move, Jerrah

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Wade Wilson was on that last nfc championship squad. He was born in 1959.

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3 hours ago, Iceman said:

Dallas HAD to pay Prescott.  Finding a QB at his level is impossible.

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Pregame talking heads, esp. Rex Ryan, are talking up Anthony Lynn and Deion Sanders for Dallas.  Rex believes Lynn is a really good coach and will be able to handle Dallas.

Ryan also thinks Ben Johnson is young Bill Walsh.  Neither Johnson nor Glenn are being mentioned for the Dallas job.

On 1/16/2025 at 12:50 PM, lilMAC25 said:

It’s gonna be that spare Kellen Moore

It’s gonna be Primetime and you’re gonna like it. 

That 29 year conference championship stat is just nuts. 

I think on the AFC side, Cleveland and Houston are the only teams to not appear in the conference championship game over that period? And Houston was just a shitty PF call and an average kicker from breaking their streak yesterday.

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

Neither Johnson nor Glenn are being mentioned for the Dallas job.

did you see the game last night?  those guys are terrible. 

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Speaking of jerry jones’ coaches:



Lol.

We need all out tank. I’m down. 
 

need to get our hands on a top QB 

Giants bout to get a ward or sanders 

You realize we're tied to Dak. There is no tanking for a top QB. 

An all NFC East NFC Championship game. GM'ing the hell out of this thing. 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You realize we're tied to Dak. There is no tanking for a top QB. 

An all NFC East NFC Championship game. GM'ing the hell out of this thing. 

nah, lose badly next season and we are in a position to draft high end QB and be ready to move on at end of Dak’s contract.

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Just now, Js1 said:

 

“30 years of dry holes” sounds like my marriage.

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