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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Let’s get this field goal. I drafted Aubrey for this reason lol

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Micah is so ridiculously good.  Like in a weird, not human way.  I love it.

"Pretty good coverage there" - HE KNOCKED HIM THE FUCK OVER!!!@!#(

And yeah the defense is playing a remedial QB...but it still looks solid, and that might be enough.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s get this field goal. I drafted Aubrey for this reason lol

Ah, yes. The famous "Fat Mike Gambit."

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s get this field goal. I drafted Aubrey for this reason lol

I mean i'll take 20-3 but nah lets go for more.

This OL is going to be an issue until it gels more...Steel just got strait beat on that...

Dak may have to start taking off sooner.

4 point swing?  Was kind of expecting the browns to drive the field and put up 7.

Aubrey is gonna win me a title with Dallas driving deep I to his range. Aka crossing the 50. Then fizzling out

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You know who still sucks?  Terrence Steele.  Fuck that dude.  He needs to be replaced.  

Conundrum - DRINK.

That was a f*cking LICK.  Surprised there wasn't a flag.

Aesthetically, this been great game with sun light angle position and camera shots of stadium.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

This OL is very meh.

it's gonna be the downfall.  Not the QB or the defense...not evne the running game.  The OL.  The better they can run the less they'll have to pass which will save them from putting the QB in a bad spot

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Judges, would you accept "Conan on drums?"

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Anal bum cover?

This Watson trade with Houston has to be the worst modern day trade right? Not even mentioning how much they are paying him

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

This Watson trade with Houston has to be the worst modern day trade right? Not even mentioning how much they are paying him

And CJ Stroud looks to be the real deal.

So is 204 total yards of offense at the half compared to giving up 54 a good thing?

 

Add in the 17 point lead and it's a good day so far...gotta be clean and finish this.

it's gonna be the downfall.  Not the QB or the defense...not evne the running game.  The OL.  The better they can run the less they'll have to pass which will save them from putting the QB in a bad spot
Yep. But we know who will get all the blame lol.
5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Aubrey is gonna win me a title with Dallas driving deep I to his range. Aka crossing the 50. Then fizzling out

Dang.  66 yards here.  OH SHIT, DELAY!

He can make it.

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Fuck you, Fat Mike. YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

 

 

Fucking worthless fat fuck. You had ONE JOB, you mouthbreathing, Walmart-shopping, pig-fucking, aggy-worshipping, inbred moron.

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Are they really gonna try this? LMFAO

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, Drew said:
it's gonna be the downfall.  Not the QB or the defense...not evne the running game.  The OL.  The better they can run the less they'll have to pass which will save them from putting the QB in a bad spot

Yep. But we know who will get all the blame lol.

Oh you KNOW i know.

OMG that was good!  fuck.  how far was it?

No way he gonna hit from 71...that would be absurd....

BOOOO!

Why are we not trying a 71yd FG in the situation??

And yet again, OL can't even give close to enough time to get set up and launch the ball.

I love dak but he can't throw it that far, lmfao

Seriously, that stupid fat fuck just cost us 3 points because he's too fucking stupid, distracted and/or lazy to call a timeout. Instead, delay of game.

 

Just epic levels of negligence and stupidity from that turd.

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