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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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So, I guess it's only the Cowboys and Saints that need to fill a head coaching spot, if there are no snags with new coach contracts.

Cowboys have less competition. Not necessarily a bad thing, though they will likely fuck it up. But it may improve their chances of getting a break.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

According to Jane Slater, an announcement should happen today. 

I'm stunned. I'm pissed. It's Brian Schottenheimer. 

Pretty much the worst possible scenario, unless it comes with a new hot shot offensive coordinator and some talented younger staff members. If Zimmer/Harris are back, that's probably a plus. Game management probably wouldn't be worse, maybe a step up, but an unknown.

3 minutes ago, DougO said:

Pretty much the worst possible scenario, unless it comes with a new hot shot offensive coordinator and some talented younger staff members. If Zimmer/Harris are back, that's probably a plus. Game management probably wouldn't be worse, maybe a step up, but an unknown.

I misread her tweet. But there is nothing about this that could be good. This is more of the same to much worse given at least McCarthy knew how to assemble a Super Bowl winning staff. These fuckers will be flying blind. I bet Zimmer retires. 

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But why?  How many super bowls did Marty win?  How many conference championships?

It’s Jerry Jones, bro.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I misread her tweet. But there is nothing about this that could be good. This is more of the same to much worse given at least McCarthy knew how to assemble a Super Bowl winning staff. These fuckers will be flying blind. I bet Zimmer retires. 

But McCarthy knew how to fill a Superbowl winning staff in a different era, and had the benefit of top generational prime qb talent, which, arguably, some better coaches could have done even better with. His philosophy was badly out of date by the time he joined the Cowboys, and the same goes for all the old retread assistants he brough with him, despite their efforts to study new trends and renew their vigor. 

Zimmer would probably remain on the staff or be kept as a consultant. I could see Al Harris taking over as DC.

18 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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Around that time we will have Keith Richards playing the half time show on Thanksgiving.

 

Being forced to keep Harris is probably what is holding these guys up.

Carroll to Raiders... dude is 74 y/o!

Is Gruden not going to get any interest from the Jerry?

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Carroll to Raiders... dude is 74 y/o!

Is Gruden not going to get any interest from the Jerry?

Gruden is blackballed from the NFL for his comments about the new-ish L.A. Stadium that was hosting the Superbowl which led to the release of some spicy emails from 10 years prior that someone was saving for a rainy day.   

Most importantly he talked a whole bunch of shit about Goodell in them and Roger will make sure he never works for an NFL team again.

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

How about Schitty instead?

I'm thinking "The Schott-ster"

or maybe "BSchott"

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11 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Carroll to Raiders... dude is 74 y/o!

Is Gruden not going to get any interest from the Jerry?

74 is the new 54

12 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Most importantly he talked a whole bunch of shit about Goodell in them and Roger will make sure he never works for an NFL team again.

Well he's also a shitty coach

52 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Well he's also a shitty coach

I think Gruden was a very good coach in his time. But the dude spent a decade in the broadcast booth, and when he decided to jump back in, the game had passed him by. 

17 minutes ago, lateshow said:

I think Gruden was a very good coach in his time. But the dude spent a decade in the broadcast booth, and when he decided to jump back in, the game had passed him by. 

The Bucs literally got worse every year he coached them

39 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

The Bucs literally got worse every year he coached them

2002 12-4

2003 7-9

2004 5-11

2005 11-5 

2006 4-12

2007 9-7

2008 9-7

Literally the definition of not literally being worse each year.  Just some years.

Just fuckin'w with ya, of course.  Chucky is a weirdo.

2 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

Gruden is blackballed from the NFL for his comments about the new-ish L.A. Stadium that was hosting the Superbowl which led to the release of some spicy emails from 10 years prior that someone was saving for a rainy day.   

It was rainy that day, for sure. 

2 hours ago, DougO said:

 

Around that time we will have Keith Richards playing the half time show on Thanksgiving.

 

Bring back Creed!

Creed GIF by hamlet 

4 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Bring back Creed!

Creed GIF by hamlet 

***meant to edit my last post, not post again***

I've reached the point of not giving a fuck.  Born '83.  Some of my best childhood memories are Cowboy victories, Superbowls, and Thanksgiving turkey shared with family at tailgates in the Texas Stadium parking lot.  

But fuck 'em.  I'm done.  My 14 year old son tapped out after this year and so have I.  I will cheer for them, but I won't give a fuck win or lose.  

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41 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Bring back Creed!

Creed GIF by hamlet 

With our luck we’d get Alter Bridge

Can't

31 minutes ago, nnm said:

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Can't fucking unsee.

Al Harris has agreed to join Ben Johnson's staff at the Bears. 

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5 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

The Bucs literally got worse every year he coached them

I liked Gruden's qb interviews and breakdowns. As a head coach, just another aging system guy, like McCarthy, and a lot of others.

What would it take to get a "sell the team" chant started at a game next season? They did it in Oakland with John Fisher. I think we can do it here.

15 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Official 

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the backwards visor sums all of this up very nicely.  this should be awesome, like Dave Campo awesome.

Releasing the news at 9 pm on a Friday night means they were embarrassed. 

7 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

I would take Marty’s corpse over Brian

I was gonna say “I’d rather have his dad as he is today” but yes you beat me to it. More lackluster BS from the boys. 

Maybe McCarthy was the one holding him back?  

 

I almost typed that with a straight face 

I had no idea who he was before last year. 
 

so I guess maybe that’s a good thing? 

 

SOUP OR BOWL BOUND BABY 

The nepo babies were pushing for the nepo baby, and Daddy gave in.

Fuck Jerry and fuck this organization. An utter laughingstock.  

7 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Who are we tanking for in the upcoming three drafts?

Prolly some DEs from Michigan or WR from nowhere west state 

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