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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Mike McCarthy being a dumb mother fucker yet again. He’s fucking terrible, but let’s blame others.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Seriously, that stupid fat fuck just cost us 3 points because he's too fucking stupid, distracted and/or lazy to call a timeout. Instead, delay of game.
 
Just epic levels of negligence and stupidity from that turd.
Agreed. You see the clock running down, call the timeout immediately. What the hell was he actually doing watching that unfold? Embarrassing.

Like, that's not even a judgment call to second guess. It was obvious Dallas wasn't going to snap the kick on time, so CALL THE TIMEOUT.

But I guess jogging over to the ref was too much work for Fat Mike.

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This Watson trade with Houston has to be the worst modern day trade right? Not even mentioning how much they are paying him

Does the Vikings paving the way for the Cowboy dynasty still count as “modern day”? Probably not. 

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Seriously, that stupid fat fuck just cost us 3 points because he's too fucking stupid, distracted and/or lazy to call a timeout. Instead, delay of game.

 

Just epic levels of negligence and stupidity from that turd.

FatMike just doing God’s work.  Just as I was being sucked back in, he kindly tells me to fuck off…

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3 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Seriously, that stupid fat fuck just cost us 3 points because he's too fucking stupid, distracted and/or lazy to call a timeout. Instead, delay of game.

 

Just epic levels of negligence and stupidity from that turd.

Yup.... and skeletor Fassel

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

FatMike just doing God’s work.  Just as I was being sucked back in, he kindly tells me to fuck off…

He's apparently the offensive playcaller and, to be fair, he's called a good game. I've been impressed with the Dallas O ... but then we get that sequence of events to end the half. Aubrey should demand to be paid as if he made that 66-yarder. Jesus, his own coach just no-lube fucked him in the ass.

Apparently the playcock wasn't reset...but he still should have called the timeout.

 

And still...216 yards of offense to 54.  That's just disgusting.  I'd boo my team too.

Aubrey seemed to half ass that kick, too and still made it. He heard the whistles being blown as he kicked it and still booted it through. If he did a full leg kick into it, I think he would have hit it from 71. 

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He's apparently the offensive playcaller and, to be fair, he's called a good game. I've been impressed with the Dallas O ... but then we get that sequence of events to end the half. Aubrey should demand to be paid as if he made that 66-yarder. Jesus, his own coach just no-lube fucked him in the ass.

I’m of the opinion people that fat can be really good at thinking on their feet - but that’s very rare.  When it’s a pressure cooker situation and you need to make the call, a morbidly obese human’s brain is behind the 8 ball.  FatMike is my case study.  Look for me to be published in NEJM soon…

ROBBED ME FROM WITNESSING A 71 yard field goal opportunity. 
 

FUCK MIKE

The player equivalent of what Fat Mike just did (or didn't do) would be a receiver laying out for a first-down catch and then spiking the ball as if the play were dead even though nobody touched him. Just epic levels of ignorance.

If a player were guilty of the above, SportsCenter would never let him live it down, a la Leon Lett's goal-line Super Bowl fumble. Hope the media replays this over and over cuz Fat Mike needs to be exposed. How does a head coach allow that to happen?

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m of the opinion people that fat can be really good at thinking on their feet - but that’s very rare.  When it’s a pressure cooker situation and you need to make the call, a morbidly obese human’s brain is behind the 8 ball.  FatMike is my case study.  Look for me to be published in NEJM soon…

Figured you for more of a Lancet man, if I'm honest.

McCarthy is just a fucking moron.  quit expecting the officials to reset the clock.  call the TO and then bitch about it later.  gotdam he is such a fucking idiot.

and if that DB had been able to catch Prescotts wounded duck it would have been the DB vs. 5 OL and Prescott to try and stop him.

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5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Should’ve just went for the 71 yarder. 

You give your Aubrey a chance to achieve greatness there, not cover your own ass.  

How come other teams NEVER have holds on returns?

Just now, Drew said:

How come other teams NEVER have holds on returns?

Probably just better coached.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

How come other teams NEVER have holds on returns?

Because their owner doesn’t diddle kids.  

So the 2nd half plan is to get after the weakest link.  I like it.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Probably just better coached.

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Turpin... Turpin... TURPIN!!  FUCK YEAH AMERICAHHHHH!!!

Was gonna say one more score might do it(still might) but might have been too quick, lol.

I think the Boys are beating the Browns' ass worse than the Horns did Michigan yesterday.  

Also i was ready to cut him earlier...fuck.

That fucking guy killed us when he was at TCU.  About damn time!

Just now, Horn80 said:

Turpine time!

Oh, unlike my attempt, that's actually very clever! Me likey. Well done, sir!

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1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Okay..... He continues to make some questionable discussions around punt returns.  He drops passes.  Really gotta wonder if we're not wasting a roster spot on Turpin.  Is there a more versatile player who can make plays???

 

Praise the lord!!!!!  Finally!!!!  I would now like to complain about Rico Dowdle not breaking any long runs..... Let's see if we can get the same reaction!

IN B4 "don't care, its' regualr season"

 

The Browns were favored, at home, and made the playoffs last year.  tey have a well respected defense.  This is a good performance.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Praise the lord!!!!!  Finally!!!!  I would now like to complain about Rico Dowdle not breaking any long runs..... Let's see if we can get the same reaction!

And in the same vein, I wish Jerruh and the rest of the Jones clan extremely long and active lives.

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Turpin may be dumb as a hammer, but damn he can run.

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Cleveland is going to be in a world of hurt going forward. . They gave the Texans a king’s ransom in draft capital for Watson then signed him to huge, fully guaranteed contract that has already been restructured. Watson sucks and they have no out. 

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Erin definitely said "get in front of their dicks" 

Carry on

She’s all wet brain over Brady.

DeShuan just needs some b1tches to give him some love, that's all.

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Cleveland is going to be in a world of hurt going forward. . They gave the Texans a king’s ransom in draft capital for Watson then signed him to huge, fully guaranteed contract that has already been restructured. Watson sucks and they have no out. 

Now THIS is what happens when you give a huge contract to the wrong QB.

Passathon - DRINK.

Time out because Watson just not ready to get the shot knocked out of him again.

Gotta say I am shocked all the way around.  Cowboys have been more than fine, Browns have been terrible and Brady to be honest hasn't been bad either.

That's it, bench eveyrone!

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