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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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This Super Bowl just shows what well run organizations do. The Cowboys are a garbage organization run in a garbage way by a garbage front office. Until Jerry Jones dies, they aren't ever going to to do anything of note in the NFL.

 

I hate that the human turd that jerry is has made me completely and totally apathetic to what the Cowboys do. It will likely be that way for a long damn time.

Edited by Captain Ron

Washington might win before we do

5 minutes ago, naija said:

Washington might win before we do

I would put money on any of the teams in the draft top 4 this , Titans, Browns, Giants, Pats, to win a Super Bowl ahead of the Cowboys.

Why are they throwing a Super Bowl party in a city where and on a day when the game is not happening? Are they going to have a CFP party in College Station in June? 

Because they are an ad agency and were entertaining customers who spent many millions on super bowl ads and media buys. The key point is that once again an iconic Dallas Cowboys brand was utilized not because of any contemporary competitive football-related relevance, but because their historic glamour still holds novelty interest, if not vague brand recognition to league and network partners.
30 minutes ago, naija said:

Washington might win before we do

They easily will. It's not a might. It's a more a when now. 


Because they are an ad agency and were entertaining customers who spent many millions on super bowl ads and media buys. The key point is that once again an iconic Dallas Cowboys brand was utilized not because of any contemporary competitive football-related relevance, but because their historic glamour still holds novelty interest, if not vague brand recognition to league and network partners.

2 years ago, my company threw a holiday customer party at the Star in Frisco. I didn't bother to fly in, mainly because being around anything cowboys related would have just pissed me off, especially any fake-assed platitudes about winning or tradition or photos of Staubach or Aikman.

Apologies for being a cunt, Iggles SB win put me in a surly mood.
I would put money on any of the teams in the draft top 4 this , Titans, Browns, Giants, Pats, to win a Super Bowl ahead of the Cowboys.

Giants and Pats for sure, but Titans or Browns? God could it possibly be THAT bad?

We have never been so far removed from a Super Bowl than today. What do we have that can stand a chance against that Eagles defense or Daniels at QB? 

55 minutes ago, mdmost said:

They easily will. It's not a might. It's a more a when now. 

Shoot, wouldn't surprise me if Philly will eventually pass us in number of SB wins

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

Until Jerry Jones dies, they aren't ever going to to do anything of note in the NFL.

you think stephen is going to bring the winning culture?

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

you think stephen is going to bring the winning culture?

Correct answer. It’s not about Jerry; it’s about the Jones family in general. They are to football what the McMahon family is to pro wrestling. All about the sizzle, none about the steak.

Edited by hpslugga

On 2/7/2025 at 11:21 PM, futureman said:

I meant they are more talented and also smarter.  good kids, basically. 

Nice recovery.  Let us know how the FBI judges score your dismount?

Only Jerry Jones could turn the most valuable sports franchise in the world into a perennial also ran.

8 minutes ago, Big Frog II said:

Only Jerry Jones could turn the most valuable sports franchise in the world into a perennial also ran.

Not hard to see how when Jones drafted Mazi Smith in first round and signed him for 4 years at 13 million with 6.6 million signing bonus.

26 minutes ago, Big Frog II said:

Only Jerry Jones could turn the most valuable sports franchise in the world into a perennial also ran.

see: the Glazer family

16 hours ago, naija said:

He is officially going senile. To be truly surprised the Cowboys aren't in the Super Bowl is living in an alternate reality

Any other roster spend 3x as much for offensive players compared to defense and also have both lines be average/bad? Nothing could be less shocking. It’s amazing he could be in football for 30+ years and still be clueless 

4 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Not hard to see how when Jones drafted Mazi Smith in first round and signed him for 4 years at 13 million with 6.6 million signing bonus.

Taco Charlton says hi.

16 hours ago, hpslugga said:

Correct answer. It’s not about Jerry; it’s about the Jones family in general. They are to football what the McMahon family is to pro wrestling. All about the sizzle, none about the steak.

The issue is Stephen.  He’s been running the real roster day to day for a while.  Jerry explained it all on landman.  He bought a business he could run with his kids.  Could have been a Rv park or a cheese factory or a football team.  A family business with an unending stream of cash will not change will not change; I’ve worked for too many of them.  He will excuse Stephen’s failings as part of loving his family.  He feels zero fucks for the fans.  He is too close to his players who are part of the family.  He doesn’t look in the mirror and question the previous 30 years.  

ownership will pass seamlessly to the kids.  They already own a chunk.  Please God give Charlotte to strength to fire Stephen and hire a rock star GM.  

3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Please God give Charlotte to strength to fire Stephen and hire a rock star GM.

what goes through your head before you type shit like this?

The issue is Stephen.  He’s been running the real roster day to day for a while.  Jerry explained it all on landman.  He bought a business he could run with his kids.  Could have been a Rv park or a cheese factory or a football team.  A family business with an unending stream of cash will not change will not change; I’ve worked for too many of them.  He will excuse Stephen’s failings as part of loving his family.  He feels zero fucks for the fans.  He is too close to his players who are part of the family.  He doesn’t look in the mirror and question the previous 30 years.  
ownership will pass seamlessly to the kids.  They already own a chunk.  Please God give Charlotte to strength to fire Stephen and hire a rock star GM.  

I hear satire.

Then, no satire.

Then satire.

“Jerry, do the other owners ever share with you what it’s like to have a team in the Super Bowl?”

On 2/9/2025 at 3:44 PM, demos said:

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Bwahahahahahahahaha

Joe Namath was jealous of Jerry's guarantee that Dallas would NOT be in the SB for the foreseeable future.

 

What a fucking clown.

Not thrilled with Ken Dorsey on the staff, but hopefully not a real high leverage position. 

But the new receivers coach gets a pretty decent endorsement. The Cowboys definitely needed a change in developing receivers.

 

https://cowboyswire.usatoday.com/2025/02/10/cowboys-junior-adams-wr-coach-cooper-kupp/

While at Eastern Washington for five seasons, Adams played a key role in the development of an undersized and seldom-used pass-catcher named Cooper Kupp into a premier NFL-caliber talent.

Kupp has called Adams “the best there is” and said that no coach has ever had a greater impact on him than Adams.

“As hard as he can be on you, I think he sees more in people than they see in themselves a lot of the time,” Kupp once told Mike Vorel of the Seattle Times. “I think he sees the best in people as well, and he wants to bring that out. He definitely pushed me and really forced me to accept the fact that I could be greater than what my own thoughts were.

“I really credit a lot of my mindset and the way that I’ve gone about my whole career – the mindset I’ve taken into my training, into my preparation – I credit a lot of that to Coach Adams.”

I’m really starting to believe that schotty can get us over the finish line. 

Yeah. The mental fortitude of the Cowboys roster seems like it will respond very well to a hard ass approach.  😀

49 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m really starting to believe that schotty can get us over the finish line. 

I do like how he's added some good coaches from a variety of sources.  I'm curious to see how connected Moore is, if he ultimately takes the NO job. 

On 2/9/2025 at 10:10 PM, mdmost said:

We have never been so far removed from a Super Bowl than today. What do we have that can stand a chance against that Eagles defense or Daniels at QB? 

Don't be such a downer! We just need to upgrade one or two spots on the OL.  After that upgrade in protection, Dak will put up numbers that will make you forget all about the feebles and the commies. Plus it will fix the running game.

Considering the lack of risk at the HC position...the coaching staff itself has been pretty good hires to flat out creative.  Interested to see how the new ideas help.

In the end it depends on if Jerry and them learned from last year and will at the very least find some starting Calibur players in FA so the draft can really be a "draft the best players" approach and not reaching for guys where we shouldn't.

If they can find a solid WR, RB, DT, LB and OL(a LOT I Know), then they don't have to force WR or RB in the first 2 rounds like they need to now.

Didn't expect to be saying it but I don't mind a lot of the hires to the coaching staff and even find a lot of them to be good, reasonable decisions. But this team has earned me my right to doubt everything and always expect the worst.

Edited by Pam Cummings

It doesn't matter who the head coach is as long as Jerry and Stephen are running the show.  When it comes to the salary cap, the Jones family are the poorest rich people I've ever seen.

Edited by Big Frog II

7 hours ago, Drew said:

In the end it depends on if Jerry and them learned from last year and will at the very least find some starting Calibur players in FA so the draft can really be a "draft the best players" approach and not reaching for guys where we shouldn't.

If they can find a solid WR, RB, DT, LB and OL(a LOT I Know), then they don't have to force WR or RB in the first 2 rounds like they need to now.

yeah if we just knock it out of the park in free agency and then hit on every draft pick we might be ok.  why doesn’t jerry make you GM?

I have no particular expectations about next season other than it will be a little different, and some the same. 

Different is probably better, even if it is just a little. Kicking Mike to the curb is probably addition by subtraction, and the staff badly needed new and younger blood. 

Get some more studs on the team and avoid injuries and see what happens. Wouldn't take a miracle to at least have a winning record again.

What a useless fucking waste of a post.  Why do you continue to do this shit you assclown? I completely forgot to ignore you so I'm correcting that now.

Edited by Drew

15 hours ago, DougO said:

I have no particular expectations about next season other than it will be a little different, and some the same. 

Different is probably better, even if it is just a little. Kicking Mike to the curb is probably addition by subtraction, and the staff badly needed new and younger blood. 

Get some more studs on the team and avoid injuries and see what happens. Wouldn't take a miracle to at least have a winning record again.

I don't expect some Division winning team either.  But with a healthy Dak they'll have a winning record(as they always do).  Might just be 9 wins, but that's not a reach at all.  They'll have a 3rd place schedule, and will most likely split the Eagles/Washington games getting them to probably 4-2 in the division.  I could easily see them going 6-5 if they're not gutted by injuries.  They won too many games last year with cooper rush and a no run game.

1 hour ago, Drew said:

I don't expect some Division winning team either.  But with a healthy Dak they'll have a winning record(as they always do).  Might just be 9 wins, but that's not a reach at all.  They'll have a 3rd place schedule, and will most likely split the Eagles/Washington games getting them to probably 4-2 in the division.  I could easily see them going 6-5 if they're not gutted by injuries.  They won too many games last year with cooper rush and a no run game.

That will keep you at pick 17-25 for the next few years 

2 hours ago, Drew said:

I don't expect some Division winning team either.  But with a healthy Dak they'll have a winning record(as they always do).  Might just be 9 wins, but that's not a reach at all.  They'll have a 3rd place schedule, and will most likely split the Eagles/Washington games getting them to probably 4-2 in the division.  I could easily see them going 6-5 if they're not gutted by injuries.  They won too many games last year with cooper rush and a no run game.

We can’t expect a winning season if the team doesn’t address its inability to run the damn ball. The team needs a big improvement on both lines.

Also, I think Parsons is wasted lining up as a full time DE/Edge, but that’s a separate conversation 

Odds of getting to the NFC Championship for the first time in 30+ years is frightfully small

I blame the Super Bowl / Championship Game drought entirely on you mouth breathers who insist on calling them the "Fecals"

It is truly the dumbest shit ever and your family should be embarrassed about counting you among their ranks.

Awesome! Looks like I'll be gettin' me a Superbowl ring!

 

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