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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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20 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

We can’t expect a winning season if the team doesn’t address its inability to run the damn ball. The team needs a big improvement on both lines.

Also, I think Parsons is wasted lining up as a full time DE/Edge, but that’s a separate conversation 

Odds of getting to the NFC Championship for the first time in 30+ years is frightfully small

Yeah I'm expecting them to do something there...either stupidly using their first round pick on a RB or the new OC and some resources towards that.

and I agree...I'm not even close to saying they're NFC Title game bound or close to winning the division.  I think they'll be a 9-10 team regardless if they're healthy and don't improve much at all(as we mostly expect)

22 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

That will keep you at pick 17-25 for the next few years 

yep the treadmill of mediocrity

 

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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14 hours ago, markstanco said:


There it is lol

I wish ya'll wouldn't even quote that mouth breather or rex either...

Both are so pathetic they can't even respond to a legitimate post.

Glad I've ignored them, was worthless to even engage with those morons.

On 2/12/2025 at 5:27 PM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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Brian is the second coming of Dave Campo. He and his staff = Brent Venables. This next season might be one of the worst Cowboys seasons since Dave Campo, or worse, Chan Gailey. 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Brian is the second coming of Dave Campo. He and his staff = Brent Venables. This next season might be one of the worst Cowboys seasons since Dave Campo, or worse, Chan Gailey. 

Campo was way worse than Gailey. 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Brian is the second coming of Dave Campo. He and his staff = Brent Venables. This next season might be one of the worst Cowboys seasons since Dave Campo, or worse, Chan Gailey. 

Nope, 9-8, 7-10, ad infintium ecce homo  perpetuum mobile via dolorosa infra dig.

55 minutes ago, lateshow said:

Campo was way worse than Gailey. 

it’s really pretty amazing that gailey put together two years with a winning record and two playoff trips (I believe) and he gets fired after two seasons for dave campo.  jerry GM’d the hell out of that coaching hire. 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Nope, 9-8, 7-10, ad infintium ecce homo  perpetuum mobile via dolorosa infra dig.

No comprendo

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Brian is the second coming of Dave Campo. He and his staff = Brent Venables. This next season might be one of the worst Cowboys seasons since Dave Campo, or worse, Chan Gailey. 

Not that i'm thinking they're going to be good at all...but I'd bet you're wrong. They'll win 9-10 games at least.  Campo was a 5-11 stallwart.

 

I know some of you guys don't even really remember him being the coach...just heard of him.

“I feel like we compete with the Eagles and beat them for the most part when we play them. I don’t want to say check the record when they’re the guys holding the trophy right now, so credit to them, they’ve earned it and they deserve it by all means. But yeah, very close.”  Dak Prescott

Lol. 

 

Once again, here are 16 NFL QB's I would still rather have as my QB then pay Dak Prescott $60 million.  I removed Aaron Rogers and Trevor Lawrence from the list and added Bo Nix. 

15 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

“I feel like we compete with the Eagles and beat them for the most part when we play them. I don’t want to say check the record when they’re the guys holding the trophy right now, so credit to them, they’ve earned it and they deserve it by all means. But yeah, very close.”  Dak Prescott

Lol. 

 

Once again, here are 16 NFL QB's I would still rather have as my QB then pay Dak Prescott $60 million.  I removed Aaron Rogers and Trevor Lawrence from the list and added Bo Nix. 

I would agree with you with the exception of Goff, Darnold, Baker, Purdy, Love, Stafford and Caleb.  

On 2/14/2025 at 3:49 PM, futureman said:

fake chan gailey is one of gordo's more underrated characters

He leaned heavily into “Of Mice and Men” for that one

On 2/11/2025 at 3:01 PM, WithoutAClue said:

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Not remotely large or deep enough...

2 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I would agree with you with the exception of Goff, Darnold, Baker, Purdy, Love, Stafford and Caleb.  

Jayden Daniels now has as many playoff wins as Dak Prescott. The fact that Prescott is the highest paid player in the NFL is insane.  

3 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I would agree with you with the exception of Goff, Darnold, Baker, Purdy, Love, Stafford and Caleb.  

Stafford is light years ahead of dak

On 2/10/2025 at 7:33 PM, markstanco said:


I hear satire.

Then, no satire.

Then satire.

You shouldn’t hear anything from written words. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

Stafford is light years ahead of dak

He was basically Dak in Det and he's so old, and may retire. 

1 hour ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

He was basically Dak in Det

stop trolling

7 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

He was basically Dak in Det and he's so old, and may retire. 

The only similarity between Matt Stafford and Dak Prescott is that both are corporeal life forms. 

7 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

He was basically Dak in Det and he's so old, and may retire. 

The only similarity is that Stafford also played for a moribund franchise.  I'd take Stafford over Dak all day every day.

7 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Stafford and Goff all day over Dak, and I’ve been saying that for years. Would also rather have Daniels, Purdy, Baker and Love. Not sure about Caleb. Yet. 

Don't forget Stroud.  Dude is really really good.

Part of that $60m is to tow the company line. 

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1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Part of that $60m is to tow the company line. 

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Toe the line, gentlemen...

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Part of that $60m is to tow the company line. 

Do you think there might be a teeny-weeny chance that Jerry Jones asked Dak to make that statement? I can't think of any other reason Dak would say something so embarrassing, unless, maybe he's...stupid?

9 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Do you think there might be a teeny-weeny chance that Jerry Jones asked Dak to make that statement? I can't think of any other reason Dak would say something so embarrassing, unless, maybe he's...stupid?

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there wasn’t much else he could say.  if he goes the other way he’d get criticized for that too.  just empty words, it doesn’t mean anything.  he’s still going to shit his pants when the games matter, because he’s a fraudulent talentless piece of shit. 

21 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Do you think there might be a teeny-weeny chance that Jerry Jones asked Dak to make that statement? I can't think of any other reason Dak would say something so embarrassing, unless, maybe he's...stupid?

It's not any worse than his performance on the field.

Part of that $60m is to tow the company line. 

no, this is correct. In Dallas, you have to tow the company line, as in haul the piece of shit down the road. I mean, let’s be corporeal here.

https://x.com/DanGrazianoESPN/status/1892277228341285080

The NFL today informed teams that the 2025 per-team salary cap will fall in the range of $277.5 million to $281.5 million, way up from last year's $255.4 million. Cap will have increased by more than $53 million over the last two years.

 

And Jerry and Stephen will still sell us lies about how there's only so much pie to go around and all these contracts when we see other teams do it all the fucking time.

 

OH, BTW that "60 mil" QB really isn't hurting the cap at all. Never did honestly.  That's a 43mil cap hit this year, and 35mil next year(and then we can cut him if ya'll are still adamant about it and be free...so will Dak, thankfully)

The 60mil is a "shock" number to make all of the talking heads rabble on when it's just jerry's money they spent...had not real impact on the cap to prevent them from getting better, as those idiots in the front office claimed.

Just now, Drew said:

https://x.com/DanGrazianoESPN/status/1892277228341285080

The NFL today informed teams that the 2025 per-team salary cap will fall in the range of $277.5 million to $281.5 million, way up from last year's $255.4 million. Cap will have increased by more than $53 million over the last two years.

 

And Jerry and Stephen will still sell us lies about how there's only so much pie to go around and all these contracts when we see other teams do it all the fucking time.

 

OH, BTW that "60 mil" QB really isn't hurting the cap at all. Never did honestly.  That's a 43mil cap hit this year, and 35mil next year(and then we can cut him if ya'll are still adamant about it and be free...so will Dak, thankfully)

The 60mil is a "shock" number to make all of the talking heads rabble on when it's just jerry's money they spent...had not real impact on the cap to prevent them from getting better, as those idiots in the front office claimed.

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8 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

I mean, Dak is 9-4 against Philly.  

in the regular season.  philly wins in the playoffs.

I'd take the latter, but that's me.

9 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

not a big shocker, but Zack Martin retired 

7 accepted holding penalties in 11 seasons.

0 rings. 

2 hours ago, notre dame joe said:

7 accepted holding penalties in 11 seasons.

That’s fucking insane…

On 2/20/2025 at 5:21 PM, jeevsie said:

1st ballot HOF wasted career

These OL had more 1st Team All-Pro seasons than Zack Martin.

Jim Otto- 10

Anthony Munoz- 9

Jim Parker- 8

Zack Martin- 7

 

I'd still take Larry Allen as best alltime Cowboy OL, but damn.

Edited by Iceman

3 hours ago, Iceman said:

I'd still take Larry Allen as best alltime Cowboy OL, but damn.

no cowboys fan with half a brain would take anyone over larry allen. 

18 hours ago, Iceman said:

These OL had more 1st Team All-Pro seasons than Zack Martin.

Jim Otto- 10

Anthony Munoz- 9

Jim Parker- 8

Zack Martin- 7

 

I'd still take Larry Allen as best alltime Cowboy OL, but damn.

Over Phil Pozderac? Pfft... 

Walter Jones played 13 years and only had 9 holding calls and gave up 23 sacks.

Crazy as well. 

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