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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Jerry says no plans to resign Trey Lance (for whom he gave up a 4th round draft pick); and while he loves Cooper Rush, Cowboys are going to have to "go cheap" at backup QB, so they are going to let him walk too.  But don't worry, he says Cowboys will draft a rookie QB to serve as Dak's backup.  I'm sure Dak's backup will never see the field this year, right?

Another genius lesson in roster management by Jerry.

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2 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

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if he never has the accident and jimmy stays we win five in a row.

that was the best team in the history of the league. 

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JUST IN: #Texas star quarterback Quinn Ewers has a formal meeting with the Dallas #Cowboys at the #NFL combine, sources exclusively tell @_MLFootball.

Ewers, 21, was 11 and 1 on the road as a starter in conference games. CFP semifinals 2 seasons in a row and 27 & 5 as a starter.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

🤔🤔🤔🤔

JUST IN: #Texas star quarterback Quinn Ewers has a formal meeting with the Dallas #Cowboys at the #NFL combine, sources exclusively tell @_MLFootball.

Ewers, 21, was 11 and 1 on the road as a starter in conference games. CFP semifinals 2 seasons in a row and 27 & 5 as a starter.

Yiss 

Poor fella. That just breaks your heart to think Jerrah will fuck him over. He deserves better. 

3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Poor fella. That just breaks your heart to think Jerrah will fuck him over. He deserves better. 

Well if he's any better than Dak, which he is, Jerry will back up the truck for him.  He may never win a super bowl, but he will be well paid and heavily marketable. Could be worse.  He could be a jet or a raider. 

10 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Well if he's any better than Dak, which he is, Jerry will back up the truck for him.  He may never win a super bowl, but he will be well paid and heavily marketable. Could be worse.  He could be a jet or a raider. 

 

 

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On 2/24/2025 at 5:36 PM, futureman said:

if he never has the accident and jimmy stays we win five in a row.

that was the best team in the history of the league. 

This is correct. Free agency hurt them as well depth wise, but I have all the faith in the world that Jimmy would have restocked with good players through the draft. 

On 2/27/2025 at 12:57 PM, tx 3 putt said:

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JUST IN: #Texas star quarterback Quinn Ewers has a formal meeting with the Dallas #Cowboys at the #NFL combine, sources exclusively tell @_MLFootball.

Ewers, 21, was 11 and 1 on the road as a starter in conference games. CFP semifinals 2 seasons in a row and 27 & 5 as a starter.

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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Will he be available when Dallas picks in the 2nd?

 

2nd pick in the 3rd round ?

2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Will he be available when Dallas picks in the 2nd?

yes of course he will

10 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Debo to the Washington football squad? For a 5th. 

and Dallas gave up a 4th for that spare fuck from Carolina 

57 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

and Dallas gave up a 4th for that spare fuck from Carolina 

Hey we got back a 7th!

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Jerry says no plans to resign Trey Lance (for whom he gave up a 4th round draft pick); and while he loves Cooper Rush, Cowboys are going to have to "go cheap" at backup QB, so they are going to let him walk too.  But don't worry, he says Cowboys will draft a rookie QB to serve as Dak's backup.  I'm sure Dak's backup will never see the field this year, right?
Another genius lesson in roster management by Jerry.

Calm down. He knows what he is doing.
13 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Calm down. He knows what he is doing.

I'm calm--I'm a Lions fan.  I just follow this thread for the LOLS.

20 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Debo to the Washington football squad? For a 5th. 

FWIW, Deebo hasn't exactly been Deebo in the last few years, but still. 

1 hour ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

FWIW, Deebo hasn't exactly been Deebo in the last few years, but still. 

neither was saquon barkley

Saquon played on a team of scrubs in NJ.

Deebo was the 3rd weapon on offense, if that.

On 2/27/2025 at 12:57 PM, tx 3 putt said:

🤔🤔🤔🤔

JUST IN: #Texas star quarterback Quinn Ewers has a formal meeting with the Dallas #Cowboys at the #NFL combine, sources exclusively tell @_MLFootball.

Ewers, 21, was 11 and 1 on the road as a starter in conference games. CFP semifinals 2 seasons in a row and 27 & 5 as a starter.

That's gonna suck for Cowboy Quinn when Dallas takes Arch with the #1 pick in the 2027 NFL draft.

3 hours ago, Iceman said:

Saquon played on a team of scrubs in NJ.

Deebo was the 3rd weapon on offense, if that.

Plus Deebo’s going to make $18m next year and the Commanders are paying all of it. That’s why they only had to give up a 5th. 

FWIW, Deebo hasn't exactly been Deebo in the last few years, but still. 

Mingo hasn’t been mingo since college, but still.
8 hours ago, Minute Bull said:

I'm calm--I'm a Lions fan.  I just follow this thread for the LOLS.

Think you missed the sarcasm.

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

Correct.

Ha ha whoops!  Shoulda known better, a rational person such as yourself would never be preaching calm in the warm assurance of Jerrah's decision-making.

On 2/28/2025 at 10:28 PM, futureman said:

yes of course he will

Some chatter building that he will not be…

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13 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Some chatter building that he will not be…

I don't think it would matter.  Cowboys aren't really looking to spend a top 50 pick on QB at this time and have a plethora of other needs.  Frankly, they should just re-sign Lance and see if they can develop him and get the compensatory pick for Rush.

The far more interesting rumor is unsurprisingly, Deion's kid is interviewing terribly and may be sinking his draft spot.  If he's there at 12, does Jerrah overrule his entire organization, go rogue, and take Sanders?  I actually don't think Jerrah has the balls anymore to go rogue and do something without support of Stephen and the inner circle, but dementia is a helluva drug.

 

 

The handwringing over QB is like worrying about which carrots you want, and there's no roast in the pot.

7 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

, Deion's kid is interviewing terribly

Least surprising combine result ever.

If that delusional old man wastes a draft pick on him I'll celebrate the acceleration of the chaos that will accompany it. Plus it'll make for some great radio on the little ticket. 

 

13 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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He can afford tickets either way.  The injury doesn't even factor.

4/80 w/58mm guaranteed for Osa Odighizuwa.  Not a terrible contract tbh.  Some word going around that he could get in the 22/ range.  

Wow a "not so late it's a horrible" signing for the Cowboys.  Cheap signing bonus too...and 20 mil aav for Osa is in line, if not a little below, what most thought he'd get here or on the open market.

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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That can't be a real quote.

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

4/80 w/58mm guaranteed for Osa Odighizuwa.  Not a terrible contract tbh.  Some word going around that he could get in the 22/ range.  

 

1 hour ago, Drew said:

Wow a "not so late it's a horrible" signing for the Cowboys.  Cheap signing bonus too...and 20 mil aav for Osa is in line, if not a little below, what most thought he'd get here or on the open market.

 

34 minutes ago, DougO said:

A positive development for sure.

 

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1896969055472640015

 

Is he worth that much? H wasn't productive with Micah out.  And he's not the run stopper we deserve.

31 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

 

 

Is he worth that much? H wasn't productive with Micah out.  And he's not the run stopper we deserve.

Yes he's worth that much, he would have gotten MORE in FA.  And he's not supposed to be the big run stuffer...that's the 1 tech.

1 hour ago, gsoda3 said:

 

 

Is he worth that much? H wasn't productive with Micah out.  And he's not the run stopper we deserve.

Sure, it could blow up in the Cowboys' faces, as we have seen before. But he's at market value, in his prime on an upward swing. A 3rd round pick working out well is always good. He may end up being even better in the new defense.  But of course the Cowboys curse could always take over. 

It frees the Cowboys from having to sign another starting DL to replace him and focus on another need, so at least there's that. 

Cowboys freed up some cap space with restructures.

4 hours ago, Drew said:

Yes he's worth that much, he would have gotten MORE in FA.  And he's not supposed to be the big run stuffer...that's the 1 tech.

Cowboys already have the biggest run stuffer of all time, and it ain't our friend from Port Arthur.

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12 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

4/80 w/58mm guaranteed for Osa Odighizuwa.  Not a terrible contract tbh.  Some word going around that he could get in the 22/ range.  

Pretty good signing if he stays healthy.  I believe I read it's 14th overall AAV for IDL and he's homegrown and should be entering a couple of prime years.  Injury is the stickler and usually it's hard to discern who has injury history.  Diggs is a good example.  He's going to be cut os his contract extension looks horrible, but it would have been hard to know how he would blow out his legs like he did.

Regardless, I like it and it's definitely a position of need.  Still need to sign at least 1 more in UFA (probably 2) and draft a guy in day 3 unless he's a pass rusher.

Are giddy at Valley Ranch not tripping over their own dicks to sign a player?

 

SMDH.  That's not really cause for celebration.  It's more amazing that they didn't further hamstring the organization for once.

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