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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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  • Firemans4Horn
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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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1 hour ago, DougO said:

And Miles Sanders?

Championship...

miles sanders is a pro-bowler and started in the super bowl.  jerry knows what he's doing.

Same reason for the stat about not signing a free agent over $6M in almost a decade. It's the fucking owner and the clowns he hires to coach. Period. 

he was clearly taking a shot at dak.  can’t win a title without a proven qb and he knows it.  dak is going to be paid more money for accomplishing less than anyone in the history of professional sports.  and that isn’t debatable. 

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

he was clearly taking a shot at dak.  can’t win a title without a proven qb and he knows it.  dak is going to be paid more money for accomplishing less than anyone in the history of professional sports.  and that isn’t debatable. 

Deshaun Watson says hold my massage oil.

42 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Deshaun Watson says hold my massage oil.

that’s one contract.  total earnings dak surpasses everyone.

thanks for playing. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

that’s one contract.  total earnings dak surpasses everyone.

thanks for playing. 

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Developing: A sleeper team that has emerged and is now making a push to sign former Rams free-agent wide receiver Cooper Kupp is….the Dallas Cowboys, per league sources.

Kupp’s decision in where to sign could come as early as today.

 

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Kupp being healthy for only 8 games a year lines up pretty good with Dak being healthy for 8 games a year 

Cowboys were tryna sign former first round draft bust Mazi Smith before they realized he's still on the team.

16 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

Kupp being healthy for only 8 games a year lines up pretty good with Dak being healthy for 8 games a year 

They’ll each be healthy for 8 different games, so it works out 

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Developing: A sleeper team that has emerged and is now making a push to sign former Rams free-agent wide receiver Cooper Kupp is….the Dallas Cowboys, per league sources.

Kupp’s decision in where to sign could come as early as today.

 

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this was debunked this morning by david moore.  we’re not going after him. 

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2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Maybe he got overpaid. Maybe that's what the market will pay. But, I don't think he's wrong about the Cowboys either.

 

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He's not. Jerry wasted HOF careers like it's nothing. He'll waster Micah's too.

Just popping in to say those purple devil emojis are questionable, at best

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Dante Fowler coming back to rush the passer on 3rd downs.  He was okay, I probably would have rather kept the young-ins but he's a servicable backup.

 

Pass rusher Dante Fowler and the #Cowboys agreed to terms on a one-year deal worth up to $8 million, sources tell The Insiders. Fowler heads back to Dallas, on a deal negotiated by Sean Kiernan and Tom Povinelli of
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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

That locker room has to be the most dysfunctional, half assed, checked out collection of millionaires assembled since the Republican National Convention. 

Of course Lawrence is correct. We all know it. It's why the majority of the fan base has checked out. All that's left are the truck nut bros and dumb vatos

There is zero justification for kicking your former teammates on your way out of town. He may be correct, but its a bitch move and tbh, mindset also

lol we really just signing everything we can on the cheap. I mean we doing things different than past. So Im intrigued 

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

There is zero justification for kicking your former teammates on your way out of town. He may be correct, but its a bitch move and tbh, mindset also

He didn't kick the teammates. He kicked the Joneses. He's been there since 2014 I believe. He knows that place better than any player on the roster through 2 different coaching staffs. He knows they're never winning shit and no matter how good he is he can never change that. He was fine to stay and give his kids stability even if meant sacrificing a chance at a title, but he isn't doing that at a discount. 

Him keeping that to himself won't make the disaster in the organization any better. Everyone needs to call it out for what it is. 

15 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

He didn't kick the teammates. He kicked the Joneses.

You are putting words in his mouth. 

You're saying he didn't mean to insult his teammates, but when one of his teammates responded, obviously because he felt insulted, he continued to insult that particular teammate.

As a player, complaining your team cant win because the owner doesnt sign enough good players...is insulting the teammates in the locker room

Big move going from a team that's won 31 games the last 3 seasons, to a team that's won 28 and signed Sam Darnold to be their playoff QB

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7 hours ago, futureman said:

he was clearly taking a shot at dak.  can’t win a title without a proven qb and he knows it.  dak is going to be paid more money for accomplishing less than anyone in the history of professional sports.  and that isn’t debatable. 

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I was subliminally rooting for Cupp to be a possibility, knowing it was both a longshot and also probably too risky to mess with. But the expected price was starting to look right. Stefon Diggs is probably a better but still not that likely a possibility. He may get caught up in the drying up market and have to find a team, and the Cowboys might be there waiting. Amari is a flat out no, and I wouldn't expect either side should really have mutual interest. 

I think a WR like Tyler Boyd would make a lot of sense for the Cowboys. He's been a pretty productive and dependable number 2B or 3 type receiver for years, he's cheap, nobody's talking about him. he would probably be a clear number 2 WR for Dallas, and probably an upgrade over Cook. Can't really blame him for being stuck in a total dumpsterfire offense last season with the Titans.

A guy like Keenan Allan my be a possibility, at least would be a good veteran presence, not sure how much he las left in the tank. I could maybe see Tyler Lockett happening, but not really sure he's the type they really need. If you want a smaller dink type Elijah Moore would probably be a better value.

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1 hour ago, Iceman said:

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barely a fraction of what dak will earn in his career.  

8 hours ago, futureman said:

barely a fraction of what dak will earn in his career.  

Indeed. Nobody can match Jerry's stupidity when it comes to being a GM. 

He doesn't care about winning. He cares about being Jerry Jones.

Unfortunately his half wit son is the same person 

Nothing will change until the son takes over and actually hires a real GM to run this shit show.

And I’m a Cowboys fan that spent 1K to take my son to the Saints/Cowboys game during week 2 last season. He is a Saints fan. The ride home to SA was miserable!

Hook’em!!!

Well, they ran out of first round busts, I guess. Now going for second round bust Parris Campbell, who gets hurt tying his shoes. Six season of NFL, has only played in as many as seven games in two of them.

If a player is referred to as "former ____ round pick" you know for sure that player is complete dogshit

4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Nothing will change until the son takes over and actually hires a real GM to run this shit show.

And I’m a Cowboys fan that spent 1K to take my son to the Saints/Cowboys game during week 2 last season. He is a Saints fan. The ride home to SA was miserable!

Hook’em!!!

Stephen will be the GM and president of football operations. Charlotte will be ceo and run everything else.  Stephen has been running the thing for years.  He’s totally risk averse and would have never brought in Haley or Deion.  I think Jerry has exerted some force this offseason to get some shit done outside and let some of the homegrown fas go, like Tank.  I dread when Stephen runs it totally.  Charlotte is the only hope.  

On 3/14/2025 at 5:36 PM, Hermanator said:

He didn't kick the teammates. He kicked the Joneses. He's been there since 2014 I believe. He knows that place better than any player on the roster through 2 different coaching staffs. He knows they're never winning shit and no matter how good he is he can never change that. He was fine to stay and give his kids stability even if meant sacrificing a chance at a title, but he isn't doing that at a discount. 

Him keeping that to himself won't make the disaster in the organization any better. Everyone needs to call it out for what it is. 

He kicked the entire operation.  He hasn’t played to his massive contract. He faded from his HotBoys schtick after Irving and Gregory and others drug issues.  He wasn’t getting an offer here, and a 3 year $42m deal is way more than he’s worth for a 33 yo underacheiver.  

Loved DLaw, but he gone, no longer care. It was some typical bruised ego bullshit in the heat of the moment. He has said nice things since.

But what he said was factual. After he left the Cowboys for sure, he will never win a Superbowl in Dallas. Cute. He aint' winnin' one in Seattle either.

I wish him well, but it was time to get younger and cheaper at his position. 

25 minutes ago, DougO said:

He aint' winnin' one in Seattle either.

yeah but he’s making a lot more money.  if I’m gonna be losing games I’d rather make a few extra million. 

So rush to the ravens for 12 mil. Who’s backing up Dak when he gets injured in week 4

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So rush to the ravens for 12 mil. Who’s backing up Dak when he gets injured in week 4

relax.  we’ll find out in a little over five weeks. 

16 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Dak IS the backup.

Plaque for the backups is in the ladles room, yeah?

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Quinn to Dallas. Book it 

Wouldn't be the worst thing for Quinn. He needs 2 to 3 full seasons of bench time to develop before trying to start. He's nowhere near ready for the NFL. 

50 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Wouldn't be the worst thing for Quinn. He needs 2 to 3 full seasons of bench time to develop before trying to start. He's nowhere near ready for the NFL. 

While you’re correct that he would benefit from a couple years of development, Dallas would be a horrible place for it. The Rams, sitting behind Stafford, would be great. The Cowboys organization is not known for development, stability or maturity. 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah but he’s making a lot more money.  if I’m gonna be losing games I’d rather make a few extra million. 

He made $188 mil in Dallas and his last contract, 3 years $40 mill he played under that value.  Good for him his agent was able to get him another bag.  3yr $32.5 $18m guarantee.  Not worth that for a 33 yr old.

6 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So rush to the ravens for 12 mil. Who’s backing up Dak when he gets injured in week 4

Glad to see Rush finally get a good bag. He’s a capable backup who has won nfl games with solid play.  2 years  $12.2 mil no post yet on guarantee.  I think $6 mil for a seasoned backup is a cheap date. So Will Grier is the presumptive leader not camp for qb2.  Meh.  

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