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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Why does Brady sound like one of the Wahlbergs?  He's from California.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Cowboys have been more than fine, Browns have been terrible and Brady to be honest hasn't been bad either.

Given Tom's work ethic, he will review and self-critique his performance today and spend all of next week working on whatever he believes needs improving. Nobody is gonna outwork him.

I also expect he will go above and beyond in terms of researching both teams, watching film, etc. Again, nobody is gonna outwork him.

I really don't even want this game close...just a nice easy win, run the ball, run the clock and don't stress too much.

 

Need the defense to step up and stop this.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Given Tom's work ethic, he will review and self-critique his performance today and spend all of next week working on whatever he believes needs improving. Nobody is gonna outwork him.

I also expect he will go above and beyond in terms of researching both teams, watching film, etc. Again, nobody is gonna outwork him.

I dont' think he's been BAD, but he's definitely new.

I hope he does improve...we'll be getting a LOT of him as we're the Cowboys and on FOX...#1 booth is almost a weekly thing.

NGL, wasn’t expecting this. Not even sure I expected a win and if they did win it’d be an ugly one. 

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Awful job of playing the sticks on 3rd down there.  You have to know where the stick are.  Just a quick slant for 10 on 3rd and 10 is terrible defense.

Just now, Drew said:

I really don't even want this game close...just a nice easy win, run the ball, run the clock and don't stress too much.

Even on first down?

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Academy Awards Film GIF by CBS

Tyreek Hill gif would have been acceptable as well.  

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Even on first down?

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Why you gotta tease Drew.

I'll be honest...even if they give up the TD here...i'm impressed that it's not gonna be easy.  

Old Cowboys defenses would be playing soft and not caring with a lead like this...ONLY going for sacks and turnovers.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Even on first down?

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When they're up 24?  Yeah i'll eat it then. LOL

 

But Cleveland has any kind of come back, and no. 

Narrator:  They gave up the TD here.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

I dont' think he's been BAD, but he's definitely new.

I hope he does improve...we'll be getting a LOT of him as we're the Cowboys and on FOX...#1 booth is almost a weekly thing.

He's been solid. Doesn't sound like a first-timer to me, tbh.

As others have noted, he's knowledgeable, insightful, doesn't talk too much, doesn't speak in monotone ... he'll be excellent.

ehhh..lets go get another score and seal this.

 

Lot of game left.  Need a nice 8 minute drive or something,

Edited by Drew

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Wow..... just a terrible possession for the defense.  Way to deflate the team.  That was some pathetic effort after playing great all day.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He's been solid. Doesn't sound like a first-timer to me, tbh.

As others have noted, he's knowledgeable, insightful, doesn't talk too much, doesn't speak in monotone ... he'll be excellent.

He is loosening up and sounding more like a guy watching a football game instead of a stiff.  Especially on that last series.  Voice pitch dropped, too.

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1 minute ago, Drew said:

ehhh..lets go get another score and seal this.

 

Lot of game left.  Need a nice 8 minute drive or something,

A TD with 4-5 minutes would put it away.  Makes it 4 scores.  Otherwise, a FG makes it 3 TDs, but I hate we couldn't put this away in the 3rd.  Defense will make the starters play into the 4th and we just gave them hope.

Redskins, Giants and Eagles all lose.  Sweet

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Wow..... just a terrible possession for the defense.  Way to deflate the team.  That was some pathetic effort after playing great all day.

Normally i'm pretty harsh on the defense giving up weak TD's...but i didn't think it was a give up drive at all.  I'll wait to see the next drive.

Offense needs to sustain something on this drive.
Or go 3 and out with 2 incompletions.

That's defensive holding...but okay.  Throw was a bit off too.

Don't ever let anyone try to tell you that bullshit that you can't touch receivers.

cmon defense...lets end this here.

Weather the storm.

Fucks cooks to locker room.

 

Time for Tolbert and brooks to step up.

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I hated that first down play.  I know it was dictated by look, but still hate the call.  Let's get some groove.  Offense has been sitting forever.  And 3 and out..... Again, coaching.  I hate that first down call.

The defense needs to score more points.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

I hated that first down play.  I know it was dictated by look, but still hate the call.  Let's get some groove.  Offense has been sitting forever.  And 3 and out..... Again, coaching.  I hate that first down call.

I felt that return TD wasn't gonna help them end the game any sooner...defense needs to reastablish here, and then a long offensive series.

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Don't ever let anyone try to tell you that bullshit that you can't touch receivers.

And as soon as I post this, they call some ticky-tac shit. Fuck me right

Oh call that but not the other one...we gonna ref ourselves into a game and stress aren't we.

Couple of awesome open-field tackles from Jourdan Lewis this game.

 

LoL and a li'l Michigan propaganda from Tom.

They do be tackling better in this game.

whats the flag...

Better defense there. Offense needs to wake the fuck up 

good stand defense...of course Watson sucks and can't hit anyone deep, so that helps.

Clipping.

Brady with some self-awareness, not bad.

Depeche Mode shoutout!  

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Better defense there. Offense needs to wake the fuck up 

I mean they did score 20 in the first half.  They've only had 1 drive this entire half. Probably a bit stagnant.  Let's hope drive 2 gets moving.

 

Besides the offense does better with long drives.

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Stupid fucking penalty on the gunner.  We had field position and now a long ass field.  Goodwin is 34.  He knows better.

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

You're not enjoying the silence?

Painful, to me.  Rips right through me.

fuck there goes ferguson for an extended time if not the year.

 

Needed to seal this game sooner...but fuck he was literally their 2nd best weapon on offense...along with the 3rd best in cooks.  

 

We are fucked...they'll bracket Lamb on every play in every game until someone else proves they can show up.

 

Edited by Drew

Tweaked ankle. Didn't appear to roll enough to be a severe sprain. He should be fine ... but I'm only a Replay Doc. 

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