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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Rub some dirt on it, Terd.

That was a nice Stetson.

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Just now, TOR said:

Painful, to me.  Rips right through me.

That was the Pancho's All You Can Eat Mexican Buffet, sir.

In my expert medical opinion, he'll be alright.

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Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Tweaked ankle. Didn't appear to roll enough to be a severe sprain. He should be fine ... but I'm only a Replay Doc. 

Looked like a helmet to the knee.  That's gonna smart for awhile.  Hope it didn't damage anything.  

Let's hope he's alright...their defense has woken up, and our offense has fallen apart, the injuries aren't helping.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

That was the Pancho's All You Can Eat Mexican Buffet, sir.

I-45 Rauncho's FTW!  /raisesflag

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Looked like a helmet to the knee.  That's gonna smart for awhile.  Hope it didn't damage anything.  

The helmet-to-lnee contact occurred in midair. As Ferguson came down, however, the defender was on the side of his foot and it rolled his ankle a bit.

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Again, a fucking penalty kills a drive before it starts.  It changes everything you call.  It was a stupid fucking penalty from a veteran who should know better.

Good thing DeShaun throws uncatchable balls, otherwise it could be PI.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

238 million 

OMG please don't start this shit...he was nails in the first half and sat forever thanks to the punt return.  we can't do this after every bad throw/drive or it'll be insane.

That was a weird third-down call from Cleveland there. Guess they were planning on going for it from the start.

They must have decide they were going for it anyways...only reason to run there.

Fuck thank you watson for being Ass Ass

More Dowdle please...just keep running this fucking clock.  make it easy.

Cooks back? 

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Dowdle is not dawdling.

 

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McCarthy’s clock management rears ugly head.

He saw the blitz and they picked it up...looks like he couldn't decide to go to the short guy or the deeper guy...both were open. he threw between them.

 

Not a good throw.

White hat standing there a whole ass fight going on behind him hahah

and a delay of game?!?  Fuck cmon Dak.  This is not a good look.

There you go, Sgt Hulka.  Snuck it in nice.

Still think we suck at screens...very rarely hit them.

Bootyhole offense. Thank you Aubrey 

Just now, TOR said:

There you go, Sgt Hulka.  Snuck it in nice.

Single handedly winning for me haha

Burkhardt was great choice to pair Brady with.  

Does McCarthy not have anyone watching the play clock?  I mean for fucks sake.

Just now, Drew said:

Still think we suck at screens...very rarely hit them.

The jet sweep was catching the browns going the wrong way, good thing we went away from it.

Do announcers have to sit there literally touching shoulders?    Get off of me weirdo

Oh that was a slobber-knocker.  

1 minute ago, TOR said:

The jet sweep was catching the browns going the wrong way, good thing we went away from it.

 

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