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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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I can’t stand Brady’s voice, sounds like a teenager.

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I can’t stand Brady’s voice, sounds like a teenager.

He broke character earlier and was speaking in his natural voice, not this high-pitched whine he is using.  Weird.

Cleveland has a worse skyline than Waco

OVERSHOWN again!!!

 

He's our third-down, pass-rushing, heat-seeking specialist.

Edited by Braff Zacklin

Watson going to need ice bath later.

Browns fans must have left, no more booing, lol. 

Man that 3rd down should have ended the drive...but i like this solid version of the defense instead of the feast or famine defense.

Luepke rumbling fumbling stumbling, f*ck yeah.

Man that 3rd down should have ended the drive...but i like this solid version of the defense instead of the feast or famine defense.

 

And MAYBE the FB is the new TE weapon.

16 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Looked like a helmet to the knee.  That's gonna smart for awhile.  Hope it didn't damage anything.  

 They just said his knee was being looked at, btw. So you were right.

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

He broke character earlier and was speaking in his natural voice, not this high-pitched whine he is using.  Weird.

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Let's hope they score here and can sit Lamb/Dak and anyone else they're worried about getting injured

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

He broke character earlier and was speaking in his natural voice, not this high-pitched whine he is using.  Weird.

Guess Erin found him….

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

He broke character earlier and was speaking in his natural voice, not this high-pitched whine he is using.  Weird.

He's a San Mateo product, so he's got that ever-changing pitch that Bill Hader exemplifies in The Californians.

 

Dallas must avg 10 penalties a game 

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

He's a San Mateo product, so he's got that ever-changing pitch that Bill Hader exemplifies in The Californians.

 

I fucking hate how accurate this is 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Guess Erin found him….

Her moist shortcake was pretty obvious.

Ugh a flag...gonna take away the nice run.  

 

This offense is still missing speed btw.  The Worthy or Hill speed.

 

And man there have been a TON of dropped passes today.

Jesus. Christ this offense is dog shit. But let’s go Jesus Leg. 

3rd and long give up plays...love it.

 

Almost as much as the 2nd and 10 run that i'm sure will "catch them off guard!"

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus. Christ this offense is dog shit. But let’s go Jesus Leg. 

Almost like they're just going through the fucking motions...dak has had a few piss poor passes, but a bunch more dropped passes, and/or lackluster play calls, like normal. 

This is most of these guys pre season since none of them take any snaps

Damn, that run looked like the 86 Browns.  

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is most of these guys pre season since none of them take any snaps

yeah probalby a good point.

7 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He's a San Mateo product, so he's got that ever-changing pitch that Bill Hader exemplifies in The Californians.

 

I can't un-hear this.  

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Aubrey with more points than the offense. 

Obligatory.  Special teams special.

gonna love this game ending up 36-23 and making out like it was a good game.  Just meh 2nd half.  LIke both teams know it's sorta over.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

I can't un-hear this.  

I celebrate that entire series of sketches. Fred Armisen lived to make Bill Hader break.

 

Edit: Diggs doing Diggs thing. Good to see him back!

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DIGGS!  

That throw was kind of shite tho.

I thought defense would be the weak link.  But they played as good as our Offense played bad 

 

diggs is baaaaaackkkk

Diggs is back baby!

I just saw Mike Zimmer is the defensive coordinator.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I thought defense would be the weak link.  But they played as good as our Offense played bad 

 

diggs is baaaaaackkkk

Not sure why...they have the personnel, even after the Bland injury...if anything i expected less defensive mistakes this year than last year.

Just now, Bullneck said:

I just saw Mike Zimmer is the defensive coordinator.

And we signed Zeke!

just saw Zimmer was the DC, lol.

 

They're literally just gonne run the ball and then have dak drop back on 3rd and 11 and wonder why he's throwing into traffic with a guy in a face, ugh.

Looks like Zimmerman found the gin while in Minnesota.

 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:
2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I just saw Mike Zimmer is the defensive coordinator.

And we signed Zeke!

It was all part of Dallas' offseason youth initiative. 

It's like the offense forgot how to pass and catch this 2nd half.

Nineteen penalties so far this game ... maybe 20 now.

 

Hopefully, it's first-game rust.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Overshown is having himself a debut. Hook em.

He was looking great before the season-ending injury a year ago. Dude has some serious sideline-to-sideline range.

Micah at safety?  Intredasting.

Yeah, leg whip, foo.

Just random penalties now...and yes it was technically that.

Watson has to be only player ever in top 5 for worst contract a team gave and also top 5 worst trades ever.  Quite a feat.  

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Overshown is having himself a debut. Hook em.

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Gonna go out on a limb and say this was maybe missed last season?

Hey Diggs must really have missed football...he's coming up to tackle, and sure tackling as well.  

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