Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

Featured Replies

  • Replies 8.2k
  • Views 438.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

Posted Images

Dang gotta give him a little credit for standing in there and taking that hit.

 

Amari doesn't usually drop those...At HOME.

Tired The Big Bang Theory GIF
 

Watson breaking the huddle to take another snap 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Is Watson dead 😵 

He’ll live to rape again.

 

furk

 

Screenshot_20240908_173349.png

Just wish the defense would get another stop...dont' give up the weak TD.

Turn out the lights

the party's over

Oh, please, shut the fuck up Tom. If this team makes the playoffs Fat Mike's fat fucking ass will blow it all over again being completely unprepared and making zero adjustments. He's the fucking goddamned worst.

Damn almost had another TO.

 

hope this Pass rush isn't fools gold...sure you got Micah and Tank.  And Osa will get some...but they lost Armstrong, Fowler and even Sam Williams(to injury). Need Kneeland to keep it up and Overshown. plus the other DT's.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Does Dallas face any "statue" quarterbacks this season? If so, I pity them.

Cousins

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Does Dallas face any "statue" quarterbacks this season? If so, I pity them.

Carr, Goff, Purdy, Cousins(if hes' starting), Burrow.

 

But they get Daniel Jones Twice, and the rookie in Washing or his backup.  And whoever the Steelers are starting

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Damn almost had another TO.

hope this Pass rush isn't fools gold...sure you got Micah and Tank.  And Osa will get some...but they lost Armstrong, Fowler and even Sam Williams(to injury). Need Kneeland to keep it up and Overshown. plus the other DT's.

 

QB Hits.png

Edited by Braff Zacklin
wrong pic

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

 

QB Hits.png

Yes i know...hope it's not  fools gold against a banged up OL.  I'm hoping they can do this against most OL's.

 

Ugh what a weak fucking TD.  It's pathetic to bitch about it. But sorry 33-10 looks a shit ton better than 33-17.  sue me.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

gotta love seeing Parsons still on the field. wtf

and giving up weak ass TD's to boot.

Damn that place looks emptier than kyle field on a saturday in the 4th quarter.

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yes i know...hope it's not  fools gold against a banged up OL.  I'm hoping they can do this against most OL's.

If they stay healthy, I'd say yes.

IMO, Parsons fades late in seasons because he gets worn down. He's slight by NFL standards. For all his explosiveness, he's a finesse player, so he needs rest and a little luck on his side.

All the more reason to be a bit steamed at the coaches for leaving him in for these final couple of meaningless series.

Edited by Braff Zacklin

Saints scored 47...we should be worried about a high scoring game or this defense being able to keep that down? Or their opponent was just trash? (Carolina?)

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Saints scored 47...we should be worried about a high scoring game or this defense being able to keep that down? Or their opponent was just trash? (Carolina?)

Yes

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Saints scored 47...we should be worried about a high scoring game or this defense being able to keep that down? Or their opponent was just trash? (Carolina?)

Carolina had three ball turnovers ... and two turnover on downs, so that's essentially five turnovers. NO didn't actually roll up that many yards.

But it's the NFL. They are all professionals, and most are highly motivated. Take your eye off the ball for a second and shit will derail in a hurry.

 

EDIT: Wrong stats. Saints only had 379 total yards, though--thanks to those short-field opportunities.

Edited by Braff Zacklin

Just now, HiggyBaby said:

Yes

Noted I See GIF by Downton Abbey

Great win by the Boys to open the season on the road. Actually didn’t expect it with a Browns playoff team the year prior.

Next Sunday, I’ll be there vs the Saints, as that’s my son’s team (born in LC and grew up loving Brees), so that was his birthday gift - tickets to the game. As much of a lifelong Cowboys fan, I’ve never experienced a Boys game in Jerry World. I’ve seen college games there and I’ve even worked “the chains” as a TXHSFB official for the big Saturday State Championship games, just never seen the Cowboys.

We’ll both check that box next weekend and hopefully it’ll be a good game.

Hook’em!!!

How did we get through a full game where Dallas actually played well and nobody declared that we’re going to the Super Bowl. 
 

What is the world coming to?

28 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Overshown is having himself a debut. Hook em.

Screenshot_20240908-182447.thumb.png.2462efca7df806c80306e82d06861aa1.png

He was all over the place. 

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Carolina had four ball turnovers ... and four turnover on downs, so that's essentially eight turnovers. NO didn't actually roll up that many yards.

But it's the NFL. They are all professionals, and most are highly motivated. Take your eye off the ball for a second and shit will derail in a hurry.

Neither did we, lol.  Had 216 total yards at the half...ended with 265.  Offense has a lot to work on too.  But i'm sure some was a bit lackluster cause they had such a big lead.

4 minutes ago, SameSame said:

How did we get through a full game where Dallas actually played well and nobody declared that we’re going to the Super Bowl. 
 

What is the world coming to?

If we don’t say it’s our year. Then it becomes our year. 

7 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

He was all over the place. 

I dare say, a difference maker.

16 minutes ago, SameSame said:

How did we get through a full game where Dallas actually played well and nobody declared that we’re going to the Super Bowl. 
 

What is the world coming to?

image.jpeg.04867713d050fcb746e680fd3bceb0cd.jpeg

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Redskins, Giants and Eagles all lose.  Sweet

uh, no

The Cowboys could go 17-0 this year and I would still fully expect them to lose in the divisional round. 

3 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

uh, no

Watched the game but must have fell asleep before it ended.

2 hours ago, TOR said:

TOUCHDOWN!!!

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!

 

23 minutes ago, SameSame said:

How did we get through a full game where Dallas actually played well and nobody declared that we’re going to the Super Bowl. 
 

What is the world coming to?

*ahem*

39 minutes ago, SameSame said:

How did we get through a full game where Dallas actually played well and nobody declared that we’re going to the Super Bowl. 
 

What is the world coming to?

 

I declared it pregame !!!

let me set you boys and girls straight now, if you’re not on board for going to Super Bowl before we even snap the ball, how in the fuck can you call yourself a Cowboys fan !!!!!!!!! 

 

Puro Pinche Cowboys !!!!!

ride or die mother fuckers !!

 

 

IMG_1784.jpeg

IMG_1786.jpeg

IMG_1787.jpeg

IMG_1789.jpeg

IMG_1790.jpeg

IMG_1788.jpeg

IMG_1785.jpeg

Edited by tx 3 putt

41 minutes ago, Drew said:

Neither did we, lol.  Had 216 total yards at the half...ended with 265.  Offense has a lot to work on too.  But i'm sure some was a bit lackluster cause they had such a big lead.

It was definitely a tale of two halves, not unlike yesterday's Michigan game. Both Texas and Dallas staked themselves to big leads and then backed off/lost focus.

McCarthy called a good first half (his timeout idiocy notwithstanding), but reverted to form in the second half. Dak also missed some easy throws that he was making in the first.

41 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Watched the game but must have fell asleep before it ended.

They should have lost. They didn’t look good. Neither did the packers. 

Missed my first opening game in over 30 years. Saw on bottom line we won. I will become a bandwagon fan fast as shit in December, but until that I will catch the highlights. It’s all horns right now. Fuck Jerry and his crap.

36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

let me set you boys and girls straight now, if you’re not on board for going to Super Bowl before we even snap the ball, how in the fuck can you call yourself a Cowboys fan !!!!!!!!! 

 

Puro Pinche Cowboys !!!!!

ride or die mother fuckers !!

 

 

IMG_1784.jpeg

IMG_1786.jpeg

IMG_1787.jpeg

IMG_1789.jpeg

IMG_1790.jpeg

IMG_1788.jpeg

IMG_1785.jpeg

X

X

X

X

X

X

1

 

40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

let me set you boys and girls straight now, if you’re not on board for going to Super Bowl before we even snap the ball, how in the fuck can you call yourself a Cowboys fan !!!!!!!!! 

 

Puro Pinche Cowboys !!!!!

ide or die mother fuckers !!

...

IMG_1785.jpeg

Am I close?

 

U4Kx9t.jpg

1 hour ago, SameSame said:

How did we get through a full game where Dallas actually played well and nobody declared that we’re going to the Super Bowl. 
 

What is the world coming to?

the cowboys look great in the regular season somewhat frequently.  it’s when the games count that dak starts violently bleeding from his massive gash. 

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I just saw Mike Zimmer is the defensive coordinator.

Slower than the city council 

the cowboys look great in the regular season somewhat frequently.  it’s when the games count that dak starts violently bleeding from his massive gash. 
This is an objective fact, the Cowboys are 36-15 the last three seasons, second only to the Chiefs at 37-14.
24 minutes ago, TOR said:

Am I close?

 

U4Kx9t.jpg

She will always get a Horns up from me.

Unless i drank too much 

50 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Here we go!!!!

PXL_20220422_165718360.thumb.jpg.0f9687acc6e202e85b06844ab90641c4.jpg

 

pinche tj maxx !!!

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.