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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Kraft is jealous of Jerry because he doesn’t have Jerry’s oil money, didn’t change the course of the nfl by bringing Fox to the table, and since he wasn’t the GM, all the credit goes to Bill and Brady. Sorry Bob but getting caught getting a blowjob at a low rent tug joint tarnishes your achievements a bit.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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7 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Niners better win this season as they will be dismantling the team to fit in Purdy, the next highest paid player in history.

the niners will absolutely not make purdy the highest paid player in history.

12 hours ago, 'stache said:

I’ll never believe that paying your best players “kills” the rest of your roster. The “salary cap” has so many exceptions and ways to manipulate that it’s basically meaningless. It’s not my money so I don’t give a shit how they spend it. Zeke’s contract was supposed to make it impossible to sign anyone else for like a decade and yet in the last month we have monster deals to CeeDee and Dak. It’s all just dumbass numbers.

Just because you don’t understand the salary cap doesn’t mean it isn’t real or doesn’t exist.  It does.  It’s real.  And at some point all dollars must be paid.  Take a look at Spotrac and see how every dollar is accounted for.  Cowboys are charged $6 mil this season for Zeke’s old contract in dead cap, besides his salary on this contract.  That would pay for a nice player or two.  

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

the niners will absolutely not make purdy the highest paid player in history.

We shall see.  Depends on his season but his big game resume is better than Dak’s.

i believe you said the same about Dak.  

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2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

i believe you said the same about Dak.  

false, old man.

Just because you think it’s stupid doesn’t mean it won’t happen.  I think it’s stupid as well.  

O M G boys I am so glad we do not have fucked up Mike McDaniel making decisions for us.  
I will take Big Mike a million times over that wake and bake piece of shit in Miami.

It’s like where you give someone the benefit of the doubt.  And you give it and you give it and you give it and then you take a closer look, and you realize you have been looking at a genuine retarded person.

O M G boys I am so glad we do not have fucked up Mike McDaniel making decisions for us.  
I will take Big Mike a million times over that wake and bake piece of shit in Miami.
McDaniel is nothing more than Jason Garrett. No idea how he got hype. Is it because Miami as a franchise has been terrible for so long and he got them to the playoffs a few times? Is it because of his age and his "swag"??

If take McDaniel on a coke bender with a hooker on the sideline over Fat Mike any day.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

If take McDaniel on a coke bender with a hooker on the sideline over Fat Mike any day.

You apparently, are an idiot.

30 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

You apparently, are an idiot.

A massive turd with a headset on the sideline would be more competent than Mikes fat fucking ass.

55 minutes ago, 'stache said:

A massive turd with a headset on the sideline would be more competent than Mikes fat fucking ass.

That’s elko right?  So I have to disagree.  

If take McDaniel on a coke bender with a hooker on the sideline over Fat Mike any day.
Fat Mike won a Super Bowl and has been to other championship games. If you want to discount because Rodgers, well when he's won a playoff game with Dallas. McDaniel hasn't done shit with Miami
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Mike McDaniel can scheme some offense and he understands what he wants in speed everywhere.  What Miami doesn't do well is manage their finances and they went all in with Tua, who isn't terrible, but limited and very injury prone.  I'd absolutely take McDaniel in an OC role.  

Mike McDaniel can scheme some offense and he understands what he wants in speed everywhere.  What Miami doesn't do well is manage their finances and they went all in with Tua, who isn't terrible, but limited and very injury prone.  I'd absolutely take McDaniel in an OC role.  
Not so sure how much is scheme versus Tyreek Hill being one of the fastest men on the planet and he opens up any offense he's in. He has some thinking Tua is actually a good QB. Miami is pretty poor towards the end of the seasons and the playoffs.

He is Garrett 2.0. You take away what works and he has no idea how to adjust. Miami's offense without the big play is not good. Can't depend on that every week.

Tua would probably be a good qb if he didn’t have brain damage.

wake up mother fuckers, its game day !!!!

puro pinche cowboys !!!!!

 

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

wake up mother fuckers, its game day !!!!

puro pinche cowboys !!!!!

 

Nobody got ran over today, progress bitches!

Won the toss.  SUPER BOWL.

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So today's the day it all comes crashing down right?

Take that bitchass attitude somewhere else, boys ain't losing till rd1 of playoffs. 

Dammit, Boys playing that social distance pass coverage.

Spotted them a touchdown.

Just now, Horn80 said:

What backfield coverage was that?

The Cover None.

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Mazi with a little fight

I’m sure he’s spent now and will probably be inhaling oxygen on the sideline the rest of the game.

luling them to sleep, letting them get comfortable out there

rope a dope !

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

luling them to sleep, letting them get comfortable out there

rope a dope !

Can’t argue.  Cowboys are definitely dopes.

Back at home, have to get down 21-0 first before we start figuring it out.

Deshaun Watson is going to make a lot of average defenses look like the Steel Curtain this year. 

Just now, SameSame said:

Back at home, have to get down 21-0 first before we start figuring it out.

 

fires up the crowd, big comeback 

sells more beers 

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Just now, Horn80 said:

Can’t argue.  Cowboys are definitely dopes.

Plus we can use the rope to hang ourselves after the 1st round.

Holy shit that Saints crowd is super loud in Cowboys Stadium. 

Guess That's what you get when your owner is a soulless corporate bitch who makes the game so ridiculously expensive that only other soulless corporate bitches can afford the season tickets. The games they don't use they sell to the opposing fans.

MOONRAKER!  

more bullshit from refs.  how do you miss that?

So this defense is the s same as last year. World beaters against bad offenses and QBs.  Competent offenses and QBs will kill them.  
 

and the refs are already on their shit today. Missed a blatantly wide open face mask. 
 

and penalties ruin a promising drive.  
 

if the defense sucks they’ll lose this easy. 
 

as far as the dump downs. It’s bad play calling and the defense.  This defense isn’t giving them any time for routes to develop.  They are obviously taking what’s there 

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Aubrey got this.  He was good for 70+ last week if fat mike wasn't such a coward.

that hold on Guyton was pretty ticky tack also.  It is a problem with sooner OL though.  they got away with way worse shit in college.

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