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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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He almost broke his freaking neck.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Welp.  That happened.

25 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So today's the day it all comes crashing down right?

confirmed

Ummm miss the blatant hold on Micah?!?

 

you literally called guyton for the same exact play?!?

26 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So today's the day it all comes crashing down right?

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Parsons gets bearhugged no call

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Oh wow they calling Dallas for everything. 
 

Literally 2 vs 1 today.  Not that the defense was able to stop them anyways. 
 

 

Defense looks pretty terrible against a qb that doesn’t overthrow his WR’s by 15 yards. 

Just now, Drew said:

Oh wow they calling Dallas for everything. 
 

Literally 2 vs 1 today.  Not that the defense was able to stop them anyways. 
 

 

They're going to have success if they can tackle Parsons all day.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Parsons gets bearhugged no call

The same exact call that guyton just got. 
 

it’s sickening. 
 

I heard the rumors about this ref crew being the absolute worst home game crew but Jesus I didn’t know it would be blatant 

good that we are back to looking for anything Dallas does and ignoring what the other team does.  not that it really matters much.

Sark calling plays for NO?

I've seen the Derek Carr throwing deep all over the Cowboys secondary show before.  I'm looking forward to all the PIs to come

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let me guess.  no hands to the face but a OL helmet just happens to fly off.

1 minute ago, Nope said:

Sark calling plays for NO?

Don't even joke about that.

1st down runs. 2nd and long runs. 
 

fuck Mike McCarthy 

 

now Dak has to put on a cape, as usual, and save the awful early down playcalling. 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

let me guess.  no hands to the face but a OL helmet just happens to fly off.

They’ll wait till next drive to call it on Dallas.  Just hold on. 

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Don't even joke about that.

The real Sark would be redundant apparently, he and Kubiak seem to have the same strategy.

I see we got good Derek Carr today. 
I guess don’t sleep on New Orleans. 

Who is Spann-Ford?  Guy is huge.  Nice overthrow Dak.

That Saints bomb was nice, now don’t ever fucking do it again.

Not a Cowboy fan, so generally staying off of yall's thread, but I need a place to post that Tom Brady sucks donkey ass in the booth and I'm enjoying something not going his way for once.

Very Troy Hambrick running back roster

 

”if you need 2 yards I’m going to get you 3. If you need 4 yards I’m going to get you 3.”

-Troy Hambrick 

Brooks 'blocked' his man right into Cooks.  Good grief.

not good.  no turd ferguson and no running game is a problem in the red zone.

We audibled into a designed sack. 

Take that one out of the playbook.

Just now, dcar00 said:

not good.  no turd ferguson and no running game is a problem in the red zone.

Moonraker was catching everything within his wingspan so they stopped going to him.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

not good.  no turd ferguson and no running game is a problem in the red zone.

Yep. Safety blanket for Dak.  And he has to hold the ball cause he knows they need TDs. FGs aren’t gonna win this game.  
 

the STILL have no separating speed at WR.  
 

or speed at all. 

Just now, AbeFroman said:

We audibled into a designed sack. 

Take that one out of the playbook.

What's this "we" shit?  One guy audibles.

Zimmerman looking for gin bottle at halftime.

Whelp. Defense sucks agains any good offense. 
 

same as before. 
 

they knew exactly what was coming and countered

 

 

this one is over. .  

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5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

not good.  no turd ferguson and no running game is a problem in the red zone.

 

The biggest issue is we can't cover.  The next biggest issue is we can't get any pass rush.  After that, it's we can't tackle..... But beyond that, everything is fantastic!  This is fucking embarrassing..... For all the flowers Zimmer got last week.  This week he looks old.  And the NFL is no country for old men....

 

15 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys running back room might be the worst talent in the NFL. 

It's putrid.  Rico is probably a 3.  The Deuce Vaughn thing is a fucking joke.  The fact they don't design plays for him in a gadget form is foolish and they just treat him like a normal RB..... out there running Inside Zones and such.  A guy gets one paw on him and he's going down.  Dalvin Cook isn't the answer either.  Like Zeke, he's lost his juice.

 

 

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im very ok with a one loss cowboys team winning the super bowl !!!!!

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