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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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This is impressive. Cowboys defense in playoff form in September

The Dts are getting completely controlled, pretty much everyone on the line is.

There's an answer.

You wanted $60 million a year , Dak? This is what you get. Now stop overthrowing wide open receivers and go get fucking TDs. 

Turpin only does one thing on offense. Tipping our hand. 
 

hate the 2nd down run. But at least he made it reasonable. 
 

just go pass happy.  Dak gonna get all the blame anyways. 

Hell of a play. Good throw. Better play by Lamb. 

I’d be happier if I had any hope the defense would get a single stop.  
 

they won’t till the game is put away. 

3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

A lot of tricky gimmickey bs. We’ll be fine

The 1st TD was legit.  The other 2 scores looked like playground trickery that only works once.  Still counted, tho.

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

The 1st TD was legit.  The other 2 scores looked like playground trickery that only works once.  Still counted, tho.

Lets hope that, unlike the GB game, the defense has Shame and gets a stop or two  when the game still matters. 

Hold it and then give it up of course. 
 

typical Dallas. 
 

funny they call holding now. 

They just can’t cover. 
 

and Kamara is amazing.  We’re missing even pollard of all things. 

Wow these linebackers suck. 

ha. our DL got literally tackled on that play.

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Dlaw didn't set the edge and Kendricks totally misplayed that pitch..... Just bad defense.

They can’t get off blocks. They can’t get pressure. They can’t cover. 
 

but cool.  They got this I’m sure. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

This defense is putrid

 

is micah hungover or something ?

New defensive coordinator, same shitty defense. And another game where Parsons isn't even a factor.

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Dlinemen getting straight up tackled but ok

Cowboys do not get holding calls.  Tail old as time. 

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LOL!!!!  This defense sucks!!!!  Ran right over Parsons and Overshown...... Right over them.

Just too easy. 
 

offense scoring a TD every drive still won’t keep up. 
 

It’s beautiful getting fucking boat raced at home 

Derek Carr with a perfect passer rating.

LOL!!!!  This defense sucks!!!!  Ran right over Parsons and Overshown...... Right over them.
Parsons is soft as tissue paper.
Just now, Vermin said:

Derek Carr with a perfect passer rating.

He’s going to throw left handed in the second half. Just for a challenge. 

I knew last week was a fluke because it was a new coordinator and scheme so they had no direct film on the Cowboys running it. I fully expected the Cowboys to get abused. But not this bad. 

Dak could be charged with attempted murder for that throw.

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