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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Dak could be charged with attempted murder for that throw.

Meh, he comes back for the ball like he's actually taught, and its a catch and tackle..... he just waited there like a simp.  Tolbert is just a guy.  He'll make a few plays here and there but he's not the guy we need.

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Lol. Spare ass receiver. Keep that loser on the bench the rest of the game.

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That int is absolutely on Brooks.  That's a perfect ball and he just fell down coming out of his break, which is a huge no-no for a WR.  Just terrible.  

Brooks falls down and a 45 yard return. 
 

No one will say that though. Only that he threw a pick.  It’s a problem. 

prescott may not be at fault for that pick, but the football gods decide if you are a winner, or not

morton: thumbs down

staubach: thumbs up

white: thumbs down

prescott: thumbs down

dak is never going to win 2 playoff games in a row unless skeletor dies and ends the jj curse

This defense is much worse than we ever dreamed. 

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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

prescott may not be at fault for that pick, but the football gods decide if you are a winner, or not

morton: thumbs down

staubach: thumbs up

white: thumbs down

prescott: thumbs down

dak is never going to win 2 playoff games in a row unless skeletor dies and ends the jj curse

So if it a Jerrah curse..... literally non one is going to win the ship until he dies.  We could bring in prime Joe Montana and he'd lose in the divisional round.

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Just tuned in, so I assume the defense is utter garbage, and it's not fluke plays or whatever?

Hot mess..... or at least it'll do until the mess gets here.

One #4 making $30 million the other making $60 million. 

Paying non elite QBs elite money will always sink you. Cowboys have maybe the worst defensive line in the league. Could have used some of that $60 million to upgrade the line. 

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Doesn't matter got paid

-Dak, probably

Jesus Christ shut the fuck up.  He’s the one guy on the team you know is not like that.  
 

Dude gets the entire blame for all their failures for the last 30 years and he still goes out there and plays.  
 

In a game like today?  Wrong game. 

Is 54 the record for the most points the Cowboys have ever allowed?

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

So if it a Jerrah curse..... literally non one is going to win the ship until he dies.  We could bring in prime Joe Montana and he'd lose in the divisional round.

Hot mess..... or at least it'll do until the mess gets here.

I have a sinking feeling it's not a Jerry curse. It's a Jones curse. 

Just now, Hermanator said:

One #4 making $30 million the other making $60 million. 

Paying non elite QBs elite money will always sink you. Cowboys have maybe the worst defensive line in the league. Could have used some of that $60 million to upgrade the line. 

Like first round pick Mazi?

Jerruh is greatest GM ever. 
 

said no one but Cowboys fans continually deluding themselves into thinking something will ever change. 
 

Damn this is an ass whooping. So much for regular season dominance. 

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

One #4 making $30 million the other making $60 million. 

Paying non elite QBs elite money will always sink you. Cowboys have maybe the worst defensive line in the league. Could have used some of that $60 million to upgrade the line. 

His contact literally has nothing to do with this game. 
 

y’all are just sheep for Jerry to trick into believing his lies about the cap. 

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again not that it matters but bullshit spot.

11 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Meh, he comes back for the ball like he's actually taught, and its a catch and tackle..... he just waited there like a simp.  Tolbert is just a guy.  He'll make a few plays here and there but he's not the guy we need.

Brooks is just a guy. Zeke is just a guy. Deuce is just a guy. Cooks is just a guy. These are our non-CeeDee weapons. To be protected by two rookies starting on the offensive line. What a shittastic off-season.

 Boys it’s like my Pappy used to say, when the buzzards fly in  there’s meat on the street, look out for the feathers and grandmas old slippers. 
 

Ole Pappy

This comeback is going to be EPIC.  

You know without all the bad plays and fuck ups, we’d be pretty much tied.

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

His contact literally has nothing to do with this game. 
 

y’all are just sheep for Jerry to trick into believing his lies about the cap. 

My point is it's stupid to pay anyone but the best QB in the world best QB in the world money. It will sink you. 

This defense being terrible isn't Dak's fault. He has the right to ask for as much money as he wants. It's the idiots running the organization who agree to pay an inconsistent QB elite QB money. That forces you to have to be almost perfect in the draft year in and out to continually have pieces to compete. A single draft like 2023 where everyone sucks except Overshown will destroy any playoff success chances when a QB is overpaid by such a large amount. 

I don’t know if our defensive tackles won one single rep that whole half.

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11 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Aubrey for MVP

Mark Mosley likes this post....

 

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

My point is it's stupid to pay anyone but the best QB in the world best QB in the world money. It will sink you. 

This defense being terrible isn't Dak's fault. He has the right to ask for as much money as he wants. It's the idiots running the organization who agree to pay an inconsistent QB elite QB money. That forces you to have to be almost perfect in the draft year in and out to continually have pieces to compete. A single draft like 2023 where everyone sucks except Overshown will destroy any playoff success chances when a QB is overpaid by such a large amount. 

So, basically just have a bunch of guys on minimum contracts?  That's your plan.... Make the Jones' richer at the fans expense.  Not sure that's the right path.

 

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

My point is it's stupid to pay anyone but the best QB in the world best QB in the world money. It will sink you. 

This defense being terrible isn't Dak's fault. He has the right to ask for as much money as he wants. It's the idiots running the organization who agree to pay an inconsistent QB elite QB money. That forces you to have to be almost perfect in the draft year in and out to continually have pieces to compete. A single draft like 2023 where everyone sucks except Overshown will destroy any playoff success chances when a QB is overpaid by such a large amount. 

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Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Mark Mosley likes this post....

 

So, basically just have a bunch of guys on minimum contracts?  That's your plan.... Make the Jones' richer at the fans expense.  Not sure that's the right path.

 

It's not that the Jones should be any richer it's that you can sign players who might make your team better instead of rolling out whatever it is we are doing on the D line, etc.  

Can Erin be more in love with Tom?  It's really kind of embarrassing.

You can't corch that, that is pure DAK MAGIC baby!

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