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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Can Erin be more in love with Tom?  It's really kind of embarrassing.

She’s got the 7 year itch.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Ok Tolbert we see you. Damn nice catch!

And with a no call DPI.

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WHAT A CATCH!  Getting interfered with AND a crappy throw from Dak!

SUPER!  BOWL!

great catch.  was probably going to be PI.

throw the ball.

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Great play by Tolbert..... Great catch.  We need more of that.  Probably DPI if he doesn't catch it, but fantastic body control.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's not that the Jones should be any richer it's that you can sign players who might make your team better instead of rolling out whatever it is we are doing on the D line, etc.  

That and apparently hire whoever is Kyle Shanahan's offensive passing game coordinator to run your offense. 

They signed Lamb. They're going to find a way to sing Micah. But that means guys like Ferguson and Bland are gone after their contracts expire. They can probably sign Tyler Smith but that's going to be tough. It's just too difficult to put together an elite offensive line to go with an elite defense paying a QB that much money. Unless you have a sustained run in the draft not seen much in the history of the league. 

That was the best fumble by a QB you will ever see.  Great play, Dak.

what a complete clusterfuck of a team

Fat fucks attempting to scoop fumbles in traffic is criminal.

5 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This shit is hard to watch every Sunday. 

It feels like we are perpetually in a Charlie Strong's Texas Longhorns era. It never ends. There's never a Sark era around the corner. 

3 points!

 

 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Who wins between the cowboys offense and cowboys defense in practice? 

Blind people. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Who wins between the cowboys offense and cowboys defense in practice? 

the offense because Aubrey gets them 3 from anywhere inside the 45.

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10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's not that the Jones should be any richer it's that you can sign players who might make your team better instead of rolling out whatever it is we are doing on the D line, etc.  

Cool.  Now do your research..... how many high priced UDFA's have the Cowboys tried to or been attached to in the last 8 years since McClay was promoted up?  This coincided with Stephen taking over more and more of the finances.  It's like you don't even understand the organization or how they function, so your criticisms ring hollow.  You're just an old man yelling at a cloud.

Now that was terrible by Dak.  Ball protection in the RZ needs to be paramount.  That's a shitty play and he's fucking lucky as shit.  Fuck that play by Dak.

 

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4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

That and apparently hire whoever is Kyle Shanahan's offensive passing game coordinator to run your offense. 

They signed Lamb. They're going to find a way to sing Micah. But that means guys like Ferguson and Bland are gone after their contracts expire. They can probably sign Tyler Smith but that's going to be tough. It's just too difficult to put together an elite offensive line to go with an elite defense paying a QB that much money. Unless you have a sustained run in the draft not seen much in the history of the league. 

You're using way to many names and shit

That #35 on Cowboys is more impressive than Parsons.

Taysom Hill?

 

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What is Liafau doing out there, exactly.  

doesn't really matter as this drive ended the game for sure.

Nothing at all has been changed for this defense. So soft up front. They get bullied constantly and so easy to run the ball against. This defense does nothing well at all

8 minutes ago, TOR said:

Taysom Hill?

 

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That BYU game where Hill ran for 200 yards got the ball rolling on getting Mack Brown fired. 

Missed the PAT, hah!  We get the ball back, guys!  The comeback starts NOW!

Just now, Horn80 said:

Cowboys D is trash

Too kind.

Trash littering the field would probably take down more opponents.

This is every bit the ass whipping that the Green Bay game was.
Shouldn't be a surprise. We did zero to improve last year's team. In fact, we had a terrible off-season and got worse.

Thy are taking advantage of this young group of linebackers.

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

This franchise is so fucked. 

I wish we could fire Jerry as GM. 

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"I've been there every which way from Sunday, and have I busted my a-- a bunch, a bunch. And there's nobody living that's out cutting and shooting that can't give you a bunch of times they busted their a--. So hell no, there's nobody that could f---ing come in here and do all the contracts ... and be a GM any better than I can.”

https://www.newsweek.com/sports/nfl/jerry-jones-sounds-off-nobody-can-f-ing-come-here-better-cowboys-gm-1944557

Keep being you, Jerry. Head buried in the sand. 

At least this year there’s a 12 team playoff.

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