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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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That was the best 4th down incompletion in the league!

womp womp

13 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

This is every bit the ass whipping that the Green Bay game was.

dak has played better today.  this is not playoff-level dak.

so ridiculous.  you have to have the first down and neither play had any chance.  

Dak never been to SB but is somehow the highest paid QB.  

Just now, futureman said:

231 million dollars

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1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Stupid pass. Double covered back up tight end on 4th down in the red zone. Good idea Dak.

Best QB decision making in the league!

This team is fuckin garbage

the coach is garbage

 

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Just now, lilMAC25 said:

This team is fuckin garbage

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LOL Dak -- what the fuck were you doing there?

Just now, C-Man said:

LOL Dak -- what the fuck were you doing there?

Counting fat stacks of sweet sweet Jerrah Jones cash

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

LOL Dak -- what the fuck were you doing there?

his absolute best.  peak dak still equals failure.

Carr wins a ring before Dak.

 

Mike McCarthy is the Dak Prescott of coaches. 

Dak Prescott is the Mike McCarthy of QBs.

It’s a bad year when Prescott and the Cowboys can’t feast on empty fantasy yards when getting assblasted. 

perfect play on 3rd and 12 inside your own 20

weak arm.  weak head.  fuck what a disaster.

dak fucking sucks.

ha the hold when it doesn't matter. so typical.

10 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Not really. Same issues as always. 

And definitely not. McCarthy is the only reason they’ve won 12 games the past 3 seasons. 

😂 

 

Fat Mike’s lack of personal discipline permeates this fucking roster.
 

he’s a fat fuck and his teams are sloppy slobs on the field. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

dak fucking sucks.

Hey, that's the highest paid QB in HIS-tory.

By the way, Fuck the Saints for not getting to 70. 

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Not much to say, we got our butt kicked.

Dak-a-thon

28 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

WHO DAT!!!

Today indeed 

28 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

WHO DAT!!!

Who Dak?

Every year this team looks unstoppable, then looks like the Varsity Blues team after the strip club night.

 

Only we don't get to watch "Hot for Teacher" or whip cream bikini scenes 

I guess Dak doesn't need to stat pad now that he got his money.

53 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Gonna score 30 and get crushed huh

Guess they decided to quit instead. 

Brady pulling punches on his Cowboy assessment.

39 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Thy are taking advantage of this young group of linebackers.

With a DL that bad there's no one to keep the LBs clean and allowed to flow and make plays. LBs have too much on their plate just to play the run when the DL doesn't do shit. 

Jerry will blame Fat Mike but the blame lies squarely with Jerruh the Double J ranch is a mess. 
 

hire someone else. Blow cap money. Fire them. Hire someone else. Rinse repeat. Same incompetence and the one constant is Jerry fucking Jones. 

7 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

By the way, Fuck the Saints for not getting to 70. 

I think they are trying for one last score. Good. 

This is gonna be a long fucking season. When I gave my prediction of 5 wins for this team I was mostly joking but now it's looking pretty real. You can't let Derek Carr put up 40 on you and have a respectable season.

Nothings gonna change til they get rid of that old man owner and fat fuck Coach and get a coach that players are scared of.

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

This is gonna be a long fucking season. When I gave my prediction of 5 wins for this team I was mostly joking but now it's looking pretty real. You can't let Derek Carr put up 40 on you and have a respectable season.

Derek Carr is probably going to have a great year. A very good line in front of him with some great weapons at the skill positions. He's a solid lower priced veteran QB who knows the game and can make throws when he's not asked to take over a game. That's the recipe for success. 

13 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

😂

 

Fat Mike’s lack of personal discipline permeates this fucking roster.
 

he’s a fat fuck and his teams are sloppy slobs on the field. 

Slob on the field - Slob off the field.

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Everyone sucked except the field goal kicker 

Ole Pappy

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