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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

jordan phillips and linval joseph...

we could use some run-stopping DTs.  would be nice to have a guy like johnathan hankins.  if only the GM could get that done.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Zimmer made zero adjustments.  His defensive fronts were stupid often with no one to cover either edge.  Why did Overshown only get 17 snaps when he played lights out?  Zim is a scheme disciple like fucking Marinelli.  
 

same team same spineless shitbags same stupid coaches as we saw in Green Bay game  in January.  It’s not just big games Dak collapses in but any kind of stressors like being behind.  His mechanics and footwork go to shit the further behind they get, and his decisions that much more stupid.  He really only looks for CeeDee.  
 

another four years of this minimum.
 

 

Mike Zimmer is 68 years old 

3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Zimmer made zero adjustments.  His defensive fronts were stupid often with no one to cover either edge.  Why did Overshown only get 17 snaps when he played lights out?  Zim is a scheme disciple like fucking Marinelli.  
 

same team same spineless shitbags same stupid coaches as we saw in Green Bay game  in January.  It’s not just big games Dak collapses in but any kind of stressors like being behind.  His mechanics and footwork go to shit the further behind they get, and his decisions that much more stupid.  He really only looks for CeeDee.  
 

another four years of this minimum.
 

 

Apparently the excuse for not playing Overshown much was because he's not part of the base package.  Well, the base package seems like it sucks.  How 'bout adjusting?

Age isn’t the issue.  Stupidity and stubborness is universal.  
 

I’m about to turn in my card.  I like the Saints and Texans.  I just lose my lunch watching Dak flailing about making rookie mistakes in his 9th year.  And knowing he’ll be doing the same here in 2031.  90 year old Jerry still running the shitshow.  
 

lombardi couldn’t coach this team because Jerry wouldn’t let him.  From a guy who played for Frank Broyles and won a NC in 64, he sure forgot all the lessons.  Fuck you Jerry.

Congrats Cowboys on your Scorigami. This game now has a special place in history.

3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Age isn’t the issue.  Stupidity and stubborness is universal.  
 

I’m about to turn in my card.  I like the Saints and Texans.  I just lose my lunch watching Dak flailing about making rookie mistakes in his 9th year.  And knowing he’ll be doing the same here in 2031.  90 year old Jerry still running the shitshow.  
 

lombardi couldn’t coach this team because Jerry wouldn’t let him.  From a guy who played for Frank Broyles and won a NC in 64, he sure forgot all the lessons.  Fuck you Jerry.


Age is absolutely an issue. He’s a fucking fossil. If you’re not eligible to hold an active duty commission in the armed forces I don’t want you in an important position. Go be a greeter at Lowe’s

I’m sure there are some older guys who are keeping up with modern changes to the game but Zimmer is a fucking retread that nobody else wanted just like Fat Mike. These are the only people who Jerry can get to work for him, people with no other options. The fact that he can’t see that is just unfuckingbelievable.

6 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I’m about to turn in my card.

lulz 

6 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Congrats Cowboys on your Scorigami. This game now has a special place in history.

name a GM in the history of the game whose team has produced that score.

you. can’t. do. it.

he’s in the hall of fame for a reason, fellas. 

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:


Age is absolutely an issue. He’s a fucking fossil. If you’re not eligible to hold an active duty commission in the armed forces I don’t want you in an important position. Go be a greeter at Lowe’s

It comes like a freight train amigo.  68 is nothing.  Dickbrain.

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

I’m sure there are some older guys who are keeping up with modern changes to the game but Zimmer is a fucking retread that nobody else wanted just like Fat Mike. These are the only people who Jerry can get to work for him, people with no other options. The fact that he can’t see that is just unfuckingbelievable.

Who are you going to get to work for a HC on his last year?  And willing to work on a 1 year deal.  Totally fucked up situation from fucking Jerry.  

That game looked like almost an exact repeat of last year's Packers game. 

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Fuck you Jerruh
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This is a fireable offense for the GM. Oh wait. He’s the owner? Can’t be fired?

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Having 3 running backs playing is technically good depth. We have 3! The depth itself is indeed, good!

20 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Age isn’t the issue.  Stupidity and stubborness is universal.  
 

I’m about to turn in my card.  I like the Saints and Texans.  I just lose my lunch watching Dak flailing about making rookie mistakes in his 9th year.  And knowing he’ll be doing the same here in 2031.  90 year old Jerry still running the shitshow.  
 

lombardi couldn’t coach this team because Jerry wouldn’t let him.  From a guy who played for Frank Broyles and won a NC in 64, he sure forgot all the lessons.  Fuck you Jerry.

 

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Cowboys being a home underdog this weekend to a winless team tells you all you need to know. 

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Saints averaged 9.3 yards per play when they used motion. Other teams will follow suit. Zimmer calls defense like he's stuck in 2004. It's like if I got online and tried to play Madden against these kids today. Going to be a long season

Cleveland should probably be contracted after looking so bad against Dallas.

11 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Saints averaged 9.3 yards per play when they used motion. Other teams will follow suit. Zimmer calls defense like he's stuck in 2004. It's like if I got online and tried to play Madden against these kids today. Going to be a long season

I am not big on the re-tread Zimmer hire that Jerry loves, but there's only so much youn can do with what we have. We let Hankins walk. And replaced him with junk that the Giants didn't want in August. We ignored DT in the draft and free agency. It was a problem last year yet we let the best DT we had walk and downgraded big time. So we got even worse than last year. I know one of our DTs got hurt this offseason, which didn't help. 

Dallas might have the worst interior DL in football and the worst collection of RBs in football. A disaster waiting to happen. We can't stop the run and we can't run the ball ourselves. If you can't run the ball, hard to sustain drives with any consistency. Can't stop the run and you are going to give up long, time consuming drives that end in points. Dallas' best offenses going back to the 90s all have one thing in common, they were able to run the ball. I know the "sexy" position now is WR and that RB is now on the back burner. But you don't need to spend top round picks on RBs anymore to succeed. Plenty of great talent in the middle rounds. Washed up Zeke, Dowdle and Deuce isn't going to cut it. Dalvin Cook is on the PS but who knows what he has left.

 

On 9/16/2024 at 1:00 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

  The Cowboys won in the 90s despite your dumb ass, not because of it.

They won in the pre-salary cap NFL.  Once the cap was instituted, it required a judicious, cerebral approach to free agency and re-signing top talent at the appropriate levels and that is a major blindspot/failure of Jones.

2 of those 3 Super Bowl teams were pre-salary cap.  The DL went 8 deep, just from memory, Russel Maryland, Casillas, Tolbert, Jeffcoat, kid from the air-force, Jimmy Jones, Leon Lett.  Throw in the Hershel trade and that decade was dummy proof.  Past that, not even Parcells could win big here with any kind of consistency.  Horrible leadership for 25+ years.

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On 9/16/2024 at 7:46 AM, Wally Pryor said:

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Holy shit..... Jerrah looking very Emperor Palpatine.....

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On 9/16/2024 at 5:13 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Apparently the excuse for not playing Overshown much was because he's not part of the base package.  Well, the base package seems like it sucks.  How 'bout adjusting?

Yea, that was a shitty excuse.  A lot of Kendricks and Liufau and Clark.  Maybe you should rethink your packages.  Maybe it wouldn't have mattered though..... IDL's were fucking horrible.

You know they DL is shit when they are actually playing Mazi.  He's fucking terrible.

10 minutes ago, kevwun said:

You know they DL is shit when they are actually playing Mazi.  He's fucking terrible.

on the ticket someone emailed a mazi theory that I thought was interesting.  maybe he looked good at michigan because he knew if the play was going to be run or pass.  now that he doesn’t know he kinda just sucks. 

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14 minutes ago, kevwun said:

You know they DL is shit when they are actually playing Mazi.  He's fucking terrible.

Well.....

 

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

on the ticket someone emailed a mazi theory that I thought was interesting.  maybe he looked good at michigan because he knew if the play was going to be run or pass.  now that he doesn’t know he kinda just sucks. 

That's the thing..... He didn't really look good at Michigan other than a 3-4 games.  He was drafted really on potential, body size, and his testing.  He had very little actual production at Michigan.  

He's played 57 snaps and 0 tackles.  0 stats.  Dak has more tackles than Mazi does this season.  It's embarrassing.

 

 Yep. Derek Henry was who he should have drafted with the 2nd round pick after taking Ramsey with the first. The fact that even 8 years later he's still a much better back than Zeke just proves it more. 

they'll beat the ravens.  because that's the bullshit they do.

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

He's definitely senile now.

He was the same stupid son of a bitch before his brain started to rot entirely. 

55 minutes ago, futureman said:

they'll beat the ravens.  because that's the bullshit they do.

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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

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one of my favorite movies.

 

and it is what the cowboys do.  they’re good after a loss and they can win big regular season games.  this isn’t the playoffs. 

He’s not wrong they’ll bumble fuck some big wins and be in contention in December.

He’s not wrong they’ll bumble fuck some big wins and be in contention in December.
Yep. I won't be surprised at all if they win tomorrow. But don't let it sucker you in. Still a middle of the road team.
1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

That's some bullshit. 9 1/2 in hands and 8 1/2 in dick? I have 10 1/4 Inch hands and only an 8 3/7th in dick. WTF

JJ has always been a perv. He talked about how good Troy Aikman looked in the shower. He talked about gloryholes. He’s an embarrassment.

15 hours ago, futureman said:

one of my favorite movies.

 

and it is what the cowboys do.  they’re good after a loss and they can win big regular season games.  this isn’t the playoffs. 

It's(on paper) a bad matchup for Dallas though. If the Ravens aren't able to run the ball a lot and just bully that weak interior something is wrong in Baltimore.

37 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

That's some bullshit. 9 1/2 in hands and 8 1/2 in dick? I have 10 1/4 Inch hands and only an 8 3/7th in dick. WTF

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35 minutes ago, Hate said:

JJ has always been a perv. He talked about how good Troy Aikman looked in the shower. He talked about gloryholes. He’s an embarrassment.

I used to have Jerry Jones' business card because he stopped by my very gay uncle's house one time.  The "official" word was that Jerry's driver and my uncle were friends.  /JLaw ok gif

38 minutes ago, Hate said:

JJ has always been a perv. He talked about how good Troy Aikman looked in the shower. He talked about gloryholes. He’s an embarrassment.

don’t forget felix jones having one of those nice bubble butts. 

25 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I used to have Jerry Jones' business card because he stopped by my very gay uncle's house one time.  The "official" word was that Jerry's driver and my uncle were friends.  /JLaw ok gif

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45 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I used to have Jerry Jones' business card because he stopped by my very gay uncle's house one time.  The "official" word was that Jerry's driver and my uncle were friends.  /JLaw ok gif

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Backs against the wall Ravens probably about to administer a beatdown on this scrub team.

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