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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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#1404

Why do they ever return anything?  For every decent one there’s 15 bad ones and/or penalties. 
 

no one gets as many holding/block in the back penalties as the cowboys.  
 

And now they’re buried deep in their own territory again with no run game. 

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#1408

lol this team. 
 

the random 3rd string TE false start 

Well damn that was a fucking missile to cooks. 

#1409

Sometimes I like self torture.  Aka watching this shit team 

Idiot asking for a flag. He literally threw it at the receiver 

#1413

Looks like baltimore is calling the plays, they know exactly what's coming.  

#1415

It’s gotta be awesome as fuck being a cowboys player.  You make millions of dollars and you don’t have to do fucking shit.  Practice.  Play.  Try. 

#1416

Literally no separation. This team has NO speed and can’t get away from the DB. 
 

They need some help there

#1417
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s gotta be awesome as fuck being a cowboys player.  You make millions of dollars and you don’t have to do fucking shit.  Practice.  Play.  Try. 

Based on how sloppy and stupid they look, I'm not so sure they practice.

#1418
1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

they’re getting buttfucked again today  for the next 3 years aren’t they?

FIFY

last year was their chance.  everything falling their way and then typical cowboy faceplant.

#1419

Already seen enough.  Offense isn’t dynamic enough.  
 

Defense is even worse than last year when there’s movement and misdirection. 

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#1427

LOL.  Dallas D getting killed on the misdirection and against flow.

This run D is the shittiest I think I've ever seen from a Dallas team.  Hard to remember.

#1437

Hey the FB 

They are doubling Lamb every play.  They know he’s the only real offensive weapon that has juice 

#1443
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Throw it to the double covered backup tight end

No one is open. Lamb is being bracketed most plays and no one else is getting separation.  So eat the sack or throw it away and we’ll gripe about that too. 
 

Damn kicker. 

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#1446

Not gonna watch this Cowboy’s death spiral.  Anybody as rich as Jerry who can’t get competent coaches and keep his nose out and let the coaches do their job without interference, ain’t about to get my attention.  Adios.

#1447
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Can you build a football team around Aubrey.  That’s what needs to happen 

you could if you had a defense

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