Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

Featured Replies

I'm gonna hate myself for watching this.

  • Replies 8.2k
  • Views 438.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

Posted Images

Why do they ever return anything?  For every decent one there’s 15 bad ones and/or penalties. 
 

no one gets as many holding/block in the back penalties as the cowboys.  
 

And now they’re buried deep in their own territory again with no run game. 

Edited by Drew

Horrid play calling. 
 

Maybe bailed out by flag.  Bad sequence. 

lol this team. 
 

the random 3rd string TE false start 

Well damn that was a fucking missile to cooks. 

Sometimes I like self torture.  Aka watching this shit team 

Idiot asking for a flag. He literally threw it at the receiver 

this is just a poorly coached team.

Just a dumb fucking team. 
 

even Fergy now. 

Looks like baltimore is calling the plays, they know exactly what's coming.  

It’s gotta be awesome as fuck being a cowboys player.  You make millions of dollars and you don’t have to do fucking shit.  Practice.  Play.  Try. 

Literally no separation. This team has NO speed and can’t get away from the DB. 
 

They need some help there

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s gotta be awesome as fuck being a cowboys player.  You make millions of dollars and you don’t have to do fucking shit.  Practice.  Play.  Try. 

Based on how sloppy and stupid they look, I'm not so sure they practice.

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

they’re getting buttfucked again today  for the next 3 years aren’t they?

FIFY

last year was their chance.  everything falling their way and then typical cowboy faceplant.

Already seen enough.  Offense isn’t dynamic enough.  
 

Defense is even worse than last year when there’s movement and misdirection. 

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

this is just a poorly coached team.

With very little talent.

What could go wrong

Easier than last week. 
 

Already over. 

Jackson is gonna have 550 total yards by himself 

  • Author

LOL.  Dallas D getting killed on the misdirection and against flow.

This run D is the shittiest I think I've ever seen from a Dallas team.  Hard to remember.

Oh no…3rd and 1 again. 

Hey diddle diddle,

Mike Mccarthy sucks.

 

The fullback offense.

Hey the FB 

They are doubling Lamb every play.  They know he’s the only real offensive weapon that has juice 

That's an amazing kick, although I think the decision to attempt it was desperate and stupid.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Throw it to the double covered backup tight end

No one is open. Lamb is being bracketed most plays and no one else is getting separation.  So eat the sack or throw it away and we’ll gripe about that too. 
 

Damn kicker. 

Edited by Drew

The only bright spot.  Probably the only legit pro bowl pick.

Can you build a football team around Aubrey.  That’s what needs to happen 

Not gonna watch this Cowboy’s death spiral.  Anybody as rich as Jerry who can’t get competent coaches and keep his nose out and let the coaches do their job without interference, ain’t about to get my attention.  Adios.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Can you build a football team around Aubrey.  That’s what needs to happen 

you could if you had a defense

Member when Dallas was gonna rise up and beat the Ravens?

 

lol

Jerry Jones is an asshat.

Man, Henry has to be football old and beat to hell at this point.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.