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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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I think Jerry has ED issues which explains his need to hire AND underpay shitty coaches. A real coach is a threat to Jerry's manhood, which has been coming up short his whole life.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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If Lamar is going to run, you have to make him pay..... Hit him.  Make him feel it.

Great tackle. Good break down. Squared yo tackle you stupid mother fucker 

Just when you think the defense might be stepping up they let that happen. 
 

rookie mistake.  Shouldn’t be happening week 3. 

I’m about to flip over to the real housewives of Salt Lake City. Fu k this team 

This defense is as bad as that Monty Kiffin defense that one year.

14-3 just like that. 
 

now comes the “pressing” cowboys offense. 
 

Forced throws. Mostly passing.  Lots of sacks and turnovers now. 
 

can’t play from behind too much. 

they needed to blow the whole thing up but now they are super fucked with all the contracts for meh players.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Dak earning that money as usual.

This when you know someone isn’t really watching the game. 

I’m glad my deceased parents (lifelong fans) aren’t having to witness how bad this team/organization has been 

Last 3 games at AT&T:


Gave up 48, gave up 44, and gave up 14 in 1Q.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

This when you know someone isn’t really watching the game. 

Never Dak’s fault.  Lol

Laughing Out Loud Lol GIF by Minions

I did not think it possible for this defense to be as bad as 2020. 

 

8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Not gonna watch this Cowboy’s death spiral.  Anybody as rich as Jerry who can’t get competent coaches and keep his nose out and let the coaches do their job without interference, ain’t about to get my attention.  Adios.

You speak the truth brother.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

they needed to blow the whole thing up but now they are super fucked with all the contracts for meh players.

It'll never get better than NFC East champions ever again. That's the pinnacle of achievement for this family. Doesn't matter if they blow anything up or not. 

Carson sucks ass. Of course he's a rookie so it's expected. 

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Never Dak’s fault.  Lol

Just proving you’re not watching the game. 
 

This is exactly  why I wanted him to leave. So idiots like you couldn’t blame him for games like this.

 

People need to start heckling the shit out of Jerry everywhere he goes.  He doesn’t command or deserve any respect.  Make it painful for him to be the arrogant prick that he is.

Dak is a terrible deep ball thrower. Looks like 2022 Ewers. It's never on target and usually causes the receivers to have to make huge adjustments 

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This is the worst defense in the NFL. Not sure it is close. 

But…but…CeeDee Lamb is super rich!

the safety blanket.  

Brady with C+ throw comment

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

People need to start heckling the shit out of Jerry everywhere he goes.  He doesn’t command or deserve any respect.  Make it painful for him to be the arrogant prick that he is.

He's got way too much money for that to happen. 99 percent of people he sees on a daily basis couldn't care less about football. They only care about money, power,  and materialistic pursuits. 

I've warmed up to Brady.  He's settled in, knows his shit, let's the game come to him and isn't trying to do schtick.  

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Dak is a terrible deep ball thrower. Looks like 2022 Ewers. It's never on target and usually causes the receivers to have to make huge adjustments 

He’s always been league average at deep balls.  It’s about the reads in the end. 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Dak is a terrible deep ball thrower. Looks like 2022 Ewers. It's never on target and usually causes the receivers to have to make huge adjustments 

he's always had some accuracy issues.

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Just proving you’re not watching the game. 
 

This is exactly  why I wanted him to leave. So idiots like you couldn’t blame him for games like this.

 

He can leave with his 2 -5 playoff record.  Loser

12 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

missed the hold of course

Not against the cowboys, of course.

Lamb with a fumble jfc.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I've warmed up to Brady.  He's settled in, knows his shit, let's the game come to him and isn't trying to do schtick.  

Is he the Cowboys personal broadcaster for Fox? All 3 games to start the season so far. 

And yeah he's good enough. No issues at all with what he says. 

Lol this team is so bad.

We might have the worst defense in football

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

He can leave with his 2 -5 playoff record.  Loser

And he’ll be so much better somewhere with a good front office, legit coaches who actually try to make the QBs life easier not harder.  Ford game plans and being prepared. 
 

not 
 

Oh and a fan base they actually knows the fuck they’re talking about. 
 

not having to cover up the mistakes of everyone else  

gos damn it Dak!  False starts AND fumbles the ball! 

Edited by Drew

Hard to blame Lamb for that--he couldn't have expected the defender to try and poke the ball out.

It's amazing how far I've come from being a die hard watch every play fan to, it's back ground noise while I do something else

none of this year is gonna be on Dak.  He's gonna lose us a game or 2 but you have to have a really good D and an B+ running game around him.  He's not going to will you to a win and that's not his fault.

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