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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Just plain fuck this team. Led by non other than Dak Fucking Prescott. The least inspiring QB in the league. What are the Jets paying Rodgers?  Dak just going thru the motions.

And off the field, the leader is Jerry Fucking (ED) Jones.  Who could possibly give a fuck about him?  Just plain fuck this team.

Thank God for the Longhorns.

Off to play some tennis and get some rays. Drop a couple of pounds too. Remember:

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Cowboys feel like the bad news bears right now

The Bad News Bears didn't have nearly a quarter billion in salary.

1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

It's amazing how far I've come from being a die hard watch every play fan to, it's back ground noise while I do something else

I'm just so thankful for where Texas is at, I don't get as mad.

Just now, Jameslaw121 said:

It's amazing how far I've come from being a die hard watch every play fan to, it's back ground noise while I do something else

Same. The worst thing that happens was them signing Dak. Cause it actually made me care again. 
 

I wish they hadn’t. Just let him walk. 

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

And he’ll be so much better somewhere with a good front office, legit coaches who actually try to make the QBs life easier not harder.  Ford game plans and being prepared. 
 

not 
 

Oh and a fan base they actually knows the fuck they’re talking about. 
 

not having to cover up the mistakes of everyone else  

gos damn it Dak!  False starts AND fumbles the ball! 

lol.

 

 

dak isn’t THE problem, but he isn’t the solution either.

4 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Cowboys feel like the bad news bears right now

Hush... the Bears had Tanner who took on the 7th grade.  There's no one on the Cowboys squad man enough to do that. 

Ravens could go full Michigan offense here and win by 20+

the spot is bull fucking shit.  this is constant in Dallas games.  short on our side and half yard extra on the opponent.

Not a 1st but it doesn't matter because they can rip off 8 yards at will.

WTF is up with that spot? They call the cowboys short every time when it’s close and they gave them extra half yard. 

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4 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

lol.

 

 

dak isn’t THE problem, but he isn’t the solution either.

Show where I said that?  No one can fix this shit show. Not Mahomes. Not prime  Brady, not some first round pick yall salivating over. 
 

as long as the team management stays the same their fucked. 

Would Caelen Carson make the Horns 2-deep?

It might not be a stretch to say Agent Zero is the best player on the defense at the moment.

they should have let Dak go.  not because he isn't a top 12 or so QB but because there is so much more wrong with this team.

It was never going to happen because Jerry so badly wants to win a Super Bowl with HIS "diamond in the rough".

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

they should have let Dak go.  not because he isn't a top 12 or so QB but because there is so much more wrong with this team.

It was never going to happen because Jerry so badly wants to win a Super Bowl with HIS "diamond in the rough".

Which has been my stance all along. He can’t fix everything but is expected to be the scapegoat for it all. 
 

And much less idiotic takes from this fan base. 

Incredibly disingenuous to put Mccarthy's packers stats in there.  He's done jack and shit with the Cowboys.

Just now, Drew said:

Which has been my stance all along. He can’t fix everything but is expected to be the scapegoat for it all. 
 

And much less idiotic takes from this fan base. 

Want to explain his losing at home to a first year QB last year?

5-12.  I think they can get 4 more wins.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Want to explain his losing at home to a first year QB last year?

Wanna explain the 42 points given up by the defense?  
 

or is Dak playing both offense and defense?  
 

This is why I can’t take you Dak hating clowns seriously. You honestly think the QB is responsible solely for wins and losses.  
 

Learn football 

Just now, Drew said:

Wanna explain the 42 points given up by the defense?  
 

or is Dak playing both offense and defense?  
 

This is why I can’t take you Dak hating clowns seriously. You honestly think the QB is responsible solely for wins and losses.  
 

Learn football 

Brady won SB at Tampa Bay his first year.  Enough said.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Learn football 

you don't know anything about football

Once again.  The Stars. The Mavs The rangers.  Cowboys answer with this putrid shit 

Just now, TonyTexas said:

What do have to say about that call @Drew ?

It’s not good?  The whole team is spiraling down the drain. They have no run game. The weapons can’t seperate. The OL is barely holding up. 

the defense is the REAL culprit the last 2 games  

And a QB y’all claim is horrible is expected to fix it all. 
 

I truly hope they get rid of him. For this fan base sake and his. 

Sure looked like a neutral zone infraction if they had snapped that.  Oh well, dodged a bullet.

Brady is growing on me.  And unlike collinscoont he doesn't talk about himself in every sentence.

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Which has been my stance all along. He can’t fix everything but is expected to be the scapegoat for it all. 
 

And much less idiotic takes from this fan base. 

he's not the scapegoat for it all.  that is you thinking that.  the problem is he is getting top 3 money while not being close to that.  Lamb is the same.  He fucks up at the worst times and because the rest of our WR core is so horrible we feel like we have to have him.

our real problems this year are going to be OL and DL(which is of course death for any football team).  particularly our OL because we can't run the ball.  Dak needs a running game.

Dak

1.  Don't know him personally

2.  Didn't go to Texas and therefore his success or lack of it at the next level doesn't move the needle one way or the other for the team I care most about

3.  Makes $60M a year as the starting QB of the Dallas Cowboys which whether he likes it, wants it or not means he is the de facto leader on the field and sets the tone

So other than his job as the starting QB of the Cowboys I simply don't have any other reason to care about him.  His job is to turn that $60M into wins, particularly when the stakes are at the highest.  He has not done that and looks less and less capable of doing it as he ages.   With three being the only thing I give a shit about when it comes to Dak he is not going to get anything but scorn from me at the moment.  

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I wish our DB's could get away with that type of hold.

D throw.  real time grading from Brady is funny.

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

back running left.  rip off 24 yards.

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Boo the fuck out of these losers 

yes but you won’t be able to hear the boos over the Ravens fan’s cheers. 

No team has a worse home field crowd advantage than Dallas

1 minute ago, TOR said:

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

We’re watching one called Cowboys.

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

Sorry man I'm just here for the schadenfreude

How shitty are the Browns.  This is the worst team in the league wow 

Good thing Mike got an extra year and brought in that old cunt Zimmer.

Good thing Mike got an extra year and brought in that old cunt Zimmer.
Gotta love retread hires. I'm sure Jerry will call Jeff Fisher up to be our next head coach.
2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

We’re watching one called Cowboys.

Not bad.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sorry man I'm just here for the schadenfreude

I see what you did there.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sorry man I'm just here for the schadenfreude

You’re going need a bigger boat.

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