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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Ok Drew.  That wasn’t Dak’s fault. 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

That was some awesome coverage.

The spin move in the wrong direction was especially scintillating.  

7 minutes ago, TOR said:

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

@Laxtonto give us some tits… PLEASE! 

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is new Romo,Dez,Witten,Ware era.

this is gonna be way worse than that.

I don't have a dog in this fight, but Dallas looks like they don't give a shit. Maybe they shouldn't have re-signed Dak and just waited to trade (or earn) the number 1 pick of QE?

32 minutes ago, Drew said:

Show where I said that?  No one can fix this shit show. Not Mahomes. Not prime  Brady, not some first round pick yall salivating over. 
 

as long as the team management stays the same their fucked. 

Every time you say “it isn’t Dak”, it sorta is. He’s not good enough to overcome even when the team around was good enough to win. Dak isn’t.

Drew did nothing wrong!  Don't pile on someone for being a fan.

That should have been 15 for unsportsmanlike.

Wow, right in the dick.  

Apologies if you like shooting yourself in the dick.

This ass kicking is glorious

 

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4 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I don't have a dog in this fight, but Dallas looks like they don't give a shit. Maybe they shouldn't have re-signed Dak and just waited to trade (or earn) the number 1 pick of QE?

Would love to draft QE so he can get injured and sit out half the season every year. 

more ridiculousness from the refs.  it is so obvious at this point.

Lamb bitching about getting the ball...fucking sooner.

"needs a lot of halftime adjustments." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 

Have you seen this fucking team play recently? Midgame adjustments? Fat Mike and his loser staff have no idea what that means. 

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18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is new Romo,Dez,Witten,Ware era.

Those guys were way better than these bozos. 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

What a shit show.

And tens of thousands of people willingly pay large chunks of their earnings for the “privilege” of watching it in person. Mind bottling.

31 minutes ago, Drew said:

Wanna explain the 42 points given up by the defense?  
 

or is Dak playing both offense and defense?  
 

This is why I can’t take you Dak hating clowns seriously. You honestly think the QB is responsible solely for wins and losses.  
 

Learn football 

Dak sucked dick before the half in the playoff game. He was fucking garbage until the Packers started playing prevent.

Those guys were way better than these bozos. 
Not really. Each era is exactly the same. I'm not talking about this season going forward. The entire era going back years. Each era won a few wild card games and that's it.

This and last week remind me of last year’s blowout loss in the playoffs. One side has a professional coaching staff who know how to game plan for a team, and the other side does not. 

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

And tens of thousands of people willingly pay large chunks of their earnings for the “privilege” of watching it in person. Mind bottling.

Thinking that very thing with the camera shot of disappointed fans before commercials.

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6 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Would love to draft QE so he can get injured and sit out half the season every year. 

He's so small, he'd be lucky to sit out half seasons..... Love the kid, but he's not going to make a good pro QB unless he goes to a place that has everything already queued.  Not many top 10 teams are that.

 

23 minutes ago, TOR said:

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

Dak Prescott would win a Super Bowl as the starting QB for about 6 different NFL teams.

Oh that really has to chafe Jerry's droopy balls that they guy he didn't want to pay to shore up the RB position just put this away. 

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21 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Would love to draft QE so he can get injured and sit out half the season every year. 

Touche

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

There was a good reason Mike Zimmer was unemployed. 

He should be unemployed after this game.

I don't think Jerry is capable of feeling the emotion of embarrassment. He literally cannot tell that he's being mocked and laughed at including by his own fanbase. I'm sure he'll be front and center with the camera's after this one spouting the same bullshit.

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16 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

And tens of thousands of people willingly pay large chunks of their earnings for the “privilege” of watching it in person. Mind bottling.

Yeah, I genuinely don't understand the mindset of people who spend so much time, money, and energy on certain teams. It makes it easier to understand the NFL goon threads, but that's it.

Just now, Horn80 said:

He should be unemployed after this game.

Jerry will make Zimmer interim HC when he boots McCarthy’s fat ass

ha ha.  Zimmer should be fired.  

38 minutes ago, TOR said:

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

What do you call Dak, Jerry. And fat Mike at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start!

They look absolutely awful. I wonder what part of the season McCarthy will be fired. 

finally called the DB holding.  game is over now though.

I don't think Jerry is capable of feeling the emotion of embarrassment. He literally cannot tell that he's being mocked and laughed at including by his own fanbase. I'm sure he'll be front and center with the camera's after this one spouting the same bullshit.

And his own fanbase will continue to sellout the stadium and buy their merchandise.
3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yeah, I genuinely don't understand the mindset of people who spend so much time, money, and energy on certain teams. It makes it easier to understand the NFL goon threads, but that's it.

What gets me, is even a lab rat must get a food pellet at some point to keep interest in participating.  

First and 20 and you call a draw for your AARP running back. Cowboys seeing if Aubrey can kick a 70 yarder?

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