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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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Well, at least we're still in FG range.

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Jesus Christ, is there a position group on this team that isn’t fucking terrible? Oline is trash. 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

89 is fucking worthless.

Carry on…..

or not, shit what have you got to lose fatass

ha.  screwed Aubrey out of 3 points.

Zeke Elliott might be one of the best 2-3 yard running backs in the game. If that's all you really want to gain on a play, he's your man. Is it 1st and 20 but you have no confidence in your $60m/yr QB? Just give it to Zeke and you'll be at 4th and 14 no problem

To the people here who were criticizing us posters for saying that it was a mistake to pay Dak the league's largest contract, lol. The Cowboys absolutely did not have to sign him. They could have found anyone at least as lame as him and tried to build a team around better players. And yes, the coaches, and the GM suck. 

Just now, 'stache said:

60 is literally worthless

drafting sooner OL knowing they can only block when they hold is stupid.  Guyton is going to be a complete bust.

Very difficult to even pretend to care about this team at this point. Wake me up when Jerry croaks.

2nd and 20.  Fatso runs zeke up middle.  Do you really think this washed up waste can get more than two yards?

so we missed the opportunity.  Suck with Dak on his last year.  Get a high pick.  Trade parsons for picks and get a new one and some line help.  Instead zeke and CeeDee show losing for at least five more years, maybe ten.  
 

maybe life is better without football for a while

Just now, dcar00 said:

drafting sooner OL knowing they can only block when they hold is stupid.  Guyton is going to be a complete bust.

Mazi says hi!

How the hell did Fox get from Rescue Me to Rescue: High Surf?  It makes no sense. 

2 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

Very difficult to even pretend to care about this team at this point. Wake me up when Jerry croaks.

Wouldn't solve anything, the Jones Inc. corporate jet may need to find a mountain to fly into.

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

To the people here who were criticizing us posters for saying that it was a mistake to pay Dak the league's largest contract, lol. The Cowboys absolutely did not have to sign him. They could have found anyone at least as lame as him and tried to build a team around better players. And yes, the coaches, and the GM suck. 

The excuse I saw a lot was the free agent market and draft were not better options. I get that but when Dak is at quarterback do you think our chance to win is better? I'd rather be totally fucked with $60m available to spend rather than totally fucked with a $60m quarterback who doesn't put you in a position to win.

Brady just said about Van Noy:  I not only love him as a player but love him as a man.”  Now we know why Giselle moved on.

Very difficult to even pretend to care about this team at this point. Wake me up when Jerry croaks.
This won't solve a thing. His son is even worse. He's the one who brought the penny pinching, bargain store hunting approach to our roster.

TD from the Ravens here and the usual garbage TD from Dak and my score hits.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Wouldn't solve anything, the Jones Inc. corporate jet may need to find a mountain to fly into.

Jonestown?

Just now, Texzilla58 said:

...  Now we know why Giselle moved on.

Huh.  Thought it was because he lost every dime with FTX and was poor now.

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

The excuse I saw a lot was the free agent market and draft were not better options. I get that but when Dak is at quarterback do you think our chance to win is better? I'd rather be totally fucked with $60m available to spend rather than totally fucked with a $60m quarterback who doesn't put you in a position to win.

$100 agree with this. 

They are just trucking parsons and Tank looks old and out of gas.  

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

I'd rather be totally fucked with $60m available to spend rather than totally fucked with a $60m quarterback who doesn't put you in a position to win.

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Be nice to have spend some of that $60 million on defense.  Even the booth is piling on.

Gonna be a long season. At least we’re now married to Dak and CeeDee for the remainder of their careers. Yay us.

We need one of the normally gutless Dallas media to call Jerry out on his bullshit. Maybe Cowlishaw?

Cowlishaw: Jerry, you said last month, and I quote, “there's nobody that could f---ing come in here and do all the contracts ... and be a GM any better than I can.”

How can legitimately think that is true after these last two weeks and the last 3 home games? Isn’t it time to find a new GM?

but nobody will. They’re all yes men who value access to Jerry more than being honest and critical.

Harbaugh always looks like he has a question to ask.  But great coach.

But again, Jerry doesn't care. The stadium is full. People keep buying merch. People keeping renewing their seats. He has no incentive to change and even if people stopped coming he's too dug in to change. The only hope is that once he dies Stephen realizes he has no rope because absolutely no one thinks he is qualified to do the job. I enjoy that we do this song and dance every year. 

Dallas deserves to be in the basement. 
guess what? Nothing will change with a new coach. 
Jerruh is whole problem. He is who problem. 

Just now, mdmost said:

... I enjoy that we do this song and dance every year. 

At least we know the steps.

10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

TD from the Ravens here and the usual garbage TD from Dak and my score hits.

BOOM, here we go.  

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
14 minutes ago, ITHorn said:
Very difficult to even pretend to care about this team at this point. Wake me up when Jerry croaks.

This won't solve a thing. His son is even worse. He's the one who brought the penny pinching, bargain store hunting approach to our roster.

Yeah, he’s also 100% more likely to hire a real GM. 

Harbaugh always looks like he has a question to ask.  But great coach.
Harbaugh is the AFC version of McCarthy for his career.
3 minutes ago, TOR said:

At least we know the steps.

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it is funny all these Raven penalties just show up now.  this same shit was happening in the first half.

1 minute ago, BigDHornfan said:

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Jerry's perfect fan.  buying front row seats and every schlock cowboys item you can find

QB - $240 million

WR - $136 million

6 points through 3 quarters

59 minutes ago, Underdog said:

@Laxtonto give us some tits… PLEASE! 

I don't watch pro football in general for my own sanity... but here

 

 

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3 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

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What a prick. Doesn’t give a shit that by wearing that regarded things he’s obstructing the view of the person sitting behind him. I bet you this mutherfucker drives below the speed limit in the left lane. 

5 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

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I have made a huge mistake

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

QB - $240 million

WR - $136 million

6 points through 3 quarters

… and they’re playing like Jerry’s paying them in confederate dollars.

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

QB - $240 million

WR - $136 million

6 points through 3 quarters

And they scored none of them.

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