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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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That play tells it all. No protection, stupid penalty, both a PI and horse collar. And they would have been better off just letting him intercept it

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… and they’re playing like Jerry’s paying them in confederate dollars.

Name checks out.

run left 10 yards.  it's like clockwork.

4 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

What a prick. Doesn’t give a shit that by wearing that regarded things he’s obstructing the view of the person sitting behind him. I bet you this mutherfucker drives below the speed limit in the left lane. 

It doesn't matter. This guy is sitting behind him

 

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4 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

What a prick. Doesn’t give a shit that by wearing that regarded things he’s obstructing the view of the person sitting behind him. I bet you this mutherfucker drives below the speed limit in the left lane. 

He’s doing them a favor? 

26 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

2nd and 20.  Fatso runs zeke up middle.  Do you really think this washed up waste can get more than two yards?

so we missed the opportunity.  Suck with Dak on his last year.  Get a high pick.  Trade parsons for picks and get a new one and some line help.  Instead zeke and CeeDee show losing for at least five more years, maybe ten.  
 

maybe life is better without football for a while

They won’t trade Parsons. They’ll pay him a fuck load of $$

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I have made a huge mistake

Definitely the look of a couple that could have used their vacation money to go to Hawaii but chose overpaying for seats at a Cowboys game instead. 

10 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

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I hope the fans turn on Jerruh. He should have kept the DC and promoted to head coach. The whole team has given up on Jerruh and Jerruh deserves it. He shitty GM. 

11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
19 minutes ago, Horn80 said:
Harbaugh always looks like he has a question to ask.  But great coach.

Harbaugh is the AFC version of McCarthy for his career.

If you had to have one, which you choose?

20 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

We need one of the normally gutless Dallas media to call Jerry out on his bullshit. Maybe Cowlishaw?

Cowlishaw: Jerry, you said last month, and I quote, “there's nobody that could f---ing come in here and do all the contracts ... and be a GM any better than I can.”

How can legitimately think that is true after these last two weeks and the last 3 home games? Isn’t it time to find a new GM?

but nobody will. They’re all yes men who value access to Jerry more than being honest and critical.

I dunno that Cowlishaw values access to Jerry as much as his employer does.  When I hear him on the Ticket he isn't real kind.

8 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

 

 

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This one is creeping me out

Apocalypse coming soon.  Tucker’s missing FGs.

13 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

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Some ragrets 

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18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

But again, Jerry doesn't care. The stadium is full. People keep buying merch. People keeping renewing their seats. He has no incentive to change and even if people stopped coming he's too dug in to change. The only hope is that once he dies Stephen realizes he has no rope because absolutely no one thinks he is qualified to do the job. I enjoy that we do this song and dance every year. 

Yep.  Jerrah has to die.... it all starts and ends with that.  Then about 10 more things need to go correct.  But this organization is fucked with Jerry. 

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Damn.  Is Tucker done?  He is not the kicker he was for so damn long.  That was a gimme.

Think that Justin has finally hit that wall.  Father time comes for everybody....

10 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

QB - $240 million

WR - $136 million

6 points through 3 quarters

Yeah, but if they didn't pay them, the Cowboys would suck. 

10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Jerry's perfect fan.  buying front row seats and every schlock cowboys item you can find

I hate any cocksucker who has the attention whoreism gene that requires them to come to a game wearing stupid big hats.  I’d set that thing on fire.  The huge oversized baseball cap like that just screams dumb motherfucker.  He probably spent a month’s pay for tickets and that getup.  Probably also has some yard of beer souvenir glass there too. 

1 minute ago, Texzilla58 said:

I hate any cocksucker who has the attention whoreism gene that requires them to come to a game wearing stupid big hats.  I’d set that thing on fire.  The huge oversized baseball cap like that just screams dumb motherfucker.  He probably spent a month’s pay for tickets and that getup.  Probably also has some yard of beer souvenir glass there too. 

 

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5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I dunno that Cowlishaw values access to Jerry as much as his employer does.  When I hear him on the Ticket he isn't real kind.

Yeah, I fucked that up.  I meant most are gutless, but I don’t think Cowlishaw is.  He might actually do it.

Guess we at the part of the game where the opponent plays prevent and Dak gets numbers that make him look good

Cool 2 point play fucking idiots

Turrible
6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I hope the fans turn on Jerruh. He should have kept the DC and promoted to head coach. The whole team has given up on Jerruh and Jerruh deserves it. He shitty GM. 

The DC that made Jordan Fucking Love look like Tom Brady? No fucking way, Washington deserves that fucking loser piece of shit.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cool 2 point play fucking idiots

I too enjoy a two point conversion that is thrown to the 1 yard line...

Offense looks pretty good when the Ravens defense completely quits giving a shit. 

Why the fuck do you go for two there?  Kick and be down fifteen. Get lucky and score again.... Kick and be down 8. Fucking regarded. 

29 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

We need one of the normally gutless Dallas media to call Jerry out on his bullshit. Maybe Cowlishaw?

Cowlishaw: Jerry, you said last month, and I quote, “there's nobody that could f---ing come in here and do all the contracts ... and be a GM any better than I can.”

How can legitimately think that is true after these last two weeks and the last 3 home games? Isn’t it time to find a new GM?

but nobody will. They’re all yes men who value access to Jerry more than being honest and critical.

 

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Yeah, I fucked that up.  I meant most are gutless, but I don’t think Cowlishaw is.  He might actually do it.

the media has brought it up with him plenty of times.  most of the time he just deflects though sometimes he's defiant.  

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Just now, hookem48 said:

Offense looks pretty good when the Ravens defense completely quits giving a shit. 

First couple of clean pockets..... no blitzes or twists so the OL could actually protect.  If they start blitzing, the protection would start getting wonky again.

 

Cowboys ineptness wore off on Ravens.

35 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

TD from the Ravens here and the usual garbage TD from Dak and my score hits.

garbage-time dak is the most consistent dak.  when the game is out of reach he truly shines.

Don't do this to me you rotten sonsabitches ...

Trying to catch the onsides kick as it goes by instead of getting in front of it seems kind of stupid.

24 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Dallas deserves to be in the basement. 
guess what? Nothing will change with a new coach. 
Jerruh is whole problem. He is who problem. 

And bringing in a new general manager won’t help either. The whole team needs to be sold off to someone else for complete change and that ain’t happening. It is what it is and the fans are stuck with it. We went through this when Romo was QB. If only he was gone and we got a new QB, and here we are. 

The here we go shit is already more tiresome than 20 years of Omaha

See. That's why you don't go for 2 until you have to go for 2. Ridiculous. 

22 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I have made a huge mistake

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9 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Guess we at the part of the game where the opponent plays prevent and Dak gets numbers that make him look good

That part of the game commences earlier and earlier.  He may have a 7000 yard season. 

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Did someone diarrhea out these two point plays?

First one was horrendous..... I hate folding the field in half for the defense to defend.

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Brady is worthless as a commentator.  Good for him for getting $37.5mm per year for saying nothing.

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