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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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Where did that stupid oversize hat thing even come from? I mean, they are objectively stupid looking, like nobody can think "man this makes me look cool." Well, Cybertrucks are the same and there are several people out there who think they look cool driving in them, pretty sure it's just Idiocracy in action. 

Why are they doing this to themselves? Nice to get your one onside kick at a time it doesn't fucking matter. They aren't going to win, just pack it the fuck up already.

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NFL is so rigged.  they've been doing more than that all game.  we've been holding on OL with no calls the last 3 drives.

Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones. Jamie Foxx cut the video as soon as Jones started observing mysterious measurements, one of which included the size of a man’s penis. 

 

So he fucking walks around with a ruler or what? 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Roughing?  How?

rigged.

can't wait to hear the optimism about them showing some fight at the end.  dak's been doing this for a decade.  the garbage-time hall of fame.

All the “Dallas never gets any calls” people might need to take a few weeks off 

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

NDSU legend Hunter Luepke

You cannot stop the Missouri Valley Conference.

Just now, hookem48 said:

Refs doing all they can for Dallas.

this is for the NFL.  they already took care of Dallas earlier in the game.

DaK is straight trash.

Drew’s mouth hugs be damned

Just now, TonyTexas said:

All the “Dallas never gets any calls” people might need to take a few weeks off 

this is exactly the point.  they wait until there is no possibility and THEN the calls come.  It also keeps viewers.

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

All the “Dallas never gets any calls” people might need to take a few weeks off 

Game was out of reach before they began throwing flags. 
 

this is all BS for ratings.

Here comes Aubrey Time.

McCarthy is horrible game manager.  Take the points earlier and they could go for two and tie the game now.  🤦‍♂️ 

Interesting 4th quarter 

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Just now, dcar00 said:

this is exactly the point.  they wait until there is no possibility and THEN the calls come.  It also keeps viewers.

This.

Just now, Real Papi said:

McCarthy is horrible game manager.  Take the points earlier and they could go for two and tie the game now.  🤦‍♂️ 

And this, fuck Mike's fat fucking worthless fat fucking ass.

Dont fall for it, guys. They're just trying to pull you back in.  You'll regret it!

2 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

McCarthy is horrible game manager.  Take the points earlier and they could go for two and tie the game now.  🤦‍♂️ 

the sack Dak took that pushed them out of FG range is the difference.

 

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Just now, Burt said:

Dont fall for it, guys. They're just trying to pull you back in.  You'll regret it!

Nobody thinks we're winning this game. Fat mike made damn sure of that. Derek Henry about to just roll over Mike Zimmer's loser ass defense.

Lamar is not exactly known for his propensity for closing out games.  As a Steeler fan, I hope he shits himself.  And lights himself on fire.

 

EDIT - figuratively

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

this is exactly the point.  they wait until there is no possibility and THEN the calls come.  It also keeps viewers.

 

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Game was out of reach before they began throwing flags. 
 

this is all BS for ratings.

QAnon members?

there will be a penalty to give Ravens a first if needed.

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4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Interesting 4th quarter 

interesting indeed

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

there will be a penalty to give Ravens a first if needed.

other way around

32 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

I hate any cocksucker who has the attention whoreism gene that requires them to come to a game wearing stupid big hats.  I’d set that thing on fire.  The huge oversized baseball cap like that just screams dumb motherfucker.  He probably spent a month’s pay for tickets and that getup.  Probably also has some yard of beer souvenir glass there too. 

Preach it!

Mike Zimmer is a pussy

I have no idea what that coverage was on that bunch formation.  we had 2 DB's off the ball 5 yards and they backed up.

Just now, dcar00 said:

I have no idea what that coverage was on that bunch formation.  we had 2 DB's off the ball 5 yards and they backed up.

Zimmer especial 

what a complete dipshit - great paring with Mcdaniels

Just now, Zeus said:

Zimmer especial ...

Worst Mexican Beer EVAR.

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