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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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There goes Dak, letting those WR's run free again!

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LOL!!!!  One dude to cover on this team.  One guy and you just don't even guard him.  Booth sucks.  

 

so awful...

what the fuck was that play call on 3rd.  check out of the shit in press coverage.

block in the back too.

Even on 2nd and 18, gave them a free 8 yards by playing like 10 yards off. Making the 3rd down much more manageable. 

Personally my football experience is now 12 hours on Saturday, haven’t really cared about Cowboys in 10 years. Lifelong fan but Jerrah ruined it after firing Jimmy. Fuck em

2nd and 18...

 

2nd down - played like 10 yards off and gains an easy 8 yards.

 

3rd down - played way off again and allowed an easy catch that dang near got the 1st. 

 

These are the hidden yards that don't show up that allows them to get points instead of making them punt.

Yep the 2nd down defend was horrendous. 3rd was almost as bad as they blitzed. 
 

and that Random kicker is going to his every single kick tonight 

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

2nd and 18...

 

2nd down - played like 10 yards off and gains an easy 8 yards.

 

3rd down - played way off again and allowed an easy catch that dang near got the 1st. 

 

These are the hidden yards that don't show up that allows them to get points instead of making them punt.

Excellent point about hidden yards leading to points.... These are the game management skills which Fat McCarthy and his staff suck at.  All on Zimmer there.... he's been unimpressive.

Holy shit.  Called face mask on the wrong team.

Hey guys, CeeDee fixed his shitty attitude in one whole week. So we all good now.

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The Deuce Vaughn experiment needs to end.  It was cute to waste a draft pick on him but if you're not going to run speciality plays for him, he's a total waste.

Tolbert may be the worst blocking WR I've seen in some time.  He's fucking horrible.

 

6 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Excellent point about hidden yards leading to points.... These are the game management skills which Fat McCarthy and his staff suck at.  All on Zimmer there.... he's been unimpressive.

I seem to remember when Zimmer was here the first time, this was a big gripe. How soft his defense played at all times, allowing bigger gains that necessary,

I’ve got Prime but not going to bother, will just read this thread for the anguish and laughs. 

is that OPI if it is caught behind the LOS?

Just now, dcar00 said:

is that OPI if it is caught behind the LOS?

If it's thrown forward then yes.  The issue was really on Dak and Deuce.  That is designed to be a lateral, so essentially a running play.

They are working way too hard to get down the field here. 
 

Nice throws and lamb seems to be playing today.  
 

Hunter seems nice. Hope he keeps getting better 

They just can’t run the fucking ball at all. 

I know my Internet isn't the best, but does the picture such for anyone else?

God these penalties. Such an ugly playing team. 

Just now, Catpfish said:

I know my Internet isn't the best, but does the picture such for anyone else?

The Cowboys are near the end zone so technically yes, the picture is abnormal.  

All kinds of flags. 
 

Basically any good play means a flag. 
 

or any play. Whatever they want. 
 

or not. Fuck me. 

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Yeah the other ref said “he tried to hold but he didn’t even do that good enough. M” 

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Nice drive.... although everything was difficult.  Dak had to be laser focused.  Separation still isn't there....

just looking for holds per usual on the cowboys.  it really is crazy.  every year.

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Dallas getting the home cooking in the Meadowlands.

the facemask was a miss but they didn't call block in the back on the same play.

Are passes to TE no longer an option?  

very good drive by Dak.  only bad throw was the one to turd.

6 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Nice drive.... although everything was difficult.  Dak had to be laser focused.  Separation still isn't there....

And it won’t be all year. Either the scheme or the talent just Doesn’t have it in them.  
 

They need speed and have none.  Add in stupid penalties and it’s going to be a chore 

Double post 

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