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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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If CD threw the ball at that DB he missed him by about 10 yards.  

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    The Brian Schottenheimer hire is the Jonathan Mingo of trades, the Taco Charlton of draft picks, the Terence Steele of contract extensions, the blinding 3pm glare of stadium designs. 

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And now almost wide the fuck open on 3rd and 8. 
 

I can’t believe the 3rd down defense is actually worse this year 

3rd and 8, another soft ass coverage for any easy completion. Holy shit. 

Wait, Mazi actually made a play? 

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Booth is killing us..... fucking killing us.  

There is a reason his nik name is toll booth.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Wait, Mazi actually made a play? 

Totally worth the first round pick

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I do not see what this staff sees in Marist.... He doesn't do anything.  Just got beat in space there.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.  
 

1 broken tackle and another bad angle. 
 

just fucking dumb defense 

WOW trash defense.  Had the stop can’t tackle for shit

We shit on Parsons a lot, but does DLaw even play for this team anymore.

 

Grea Zero hurt.

Overshown is busting his ass 

 

Yep, there's the screen against Dallas that is always good for a good 10-15 yards with ease.

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

I do not see what this staff sees in Marist.... He doesn't do anything.  Just got beat in space there.

That was like a junior high level linebacker angle he took. 

This is yet another drive that should have been over…twice. 
 

missed INT.  And missed tackles on 4th down. 

Just now, Drew said:

This is yet another drive that should have been over…twice. 
 

missed INT.  And missed tackles on 4th down. 

I blame Dak

Never even heard of that beforre. 
 

“snap imminent” 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

What a dumpster fire this defense is. 

That's offensive to dumpster fires.

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Mike Zimmer looks like he should be working on a jigsaw puzzle.

His nose is glowing

Why does Fat Mike look confused and bewildered every single time they cut to him?

And fuck Zimmer.

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Mike Zimmer looks like he should be working on a jigsaw puzzle.

Liver transplant 

why was replay assistance done?  The play was outside 2 minutes.  shouldn't NY have had to challenge?

Just now, dcar00 said:

why was replay assistance done?  The play was outside 2 minutes.  shouldn't NY have had to challenge?

They use replay assistance a ton throughout the game. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

why was replay assistance done?  The play was outside 2 minutes.  shouldn't NY have had to challenge?

Home cooking

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

They use replay assistance a ton throughout the game. 

Home cooking

Jesus such a dumb team. 

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Huh.... having an extra timeout to save time for Dak's 2 minute drill would have been nice..... 

But then the defense's lack of discipline is going to give them a new series of downs.  This is embarrassing against a shitty offense like this.  Zimmer's D is worse than thought.

Don’t worry, the G’ints don’t know how to capitalize off of the Cowboys dozen mistakes on this drive.

hey the hold when it doesn't matter call. so transparent.

Penalties never get corrected by McCarthy

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